by | June 4, 2023 · 10:42 am

Bits & Bytes

BORDER: Eleven Republican governors are sending National Guard troops to the southern border to help with the urgent crisis that is continuing to worsen there. “President Biden’s failure at our southern border puts the entire country at risk,” Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders said Thursday. “States must now step up where the president has failed to repel illegals, fight the cartels, and stop human and drug trafficking.”

CINO JOE: By order of Joe “Catholic In Name Only” Biden, the U.S. Embassy at the Vatican will be displaying a large “pride” flag on its facade for the entire month of the Sacred Heart of Jesus. On June 1st, the day the flag went up, FAUXTUS tripped and fell to his hands and knees in front of the whole world while trying to cross the stage during the Air Force Academy graduation ceremony.

“At the name of Jesus every knee should bend, of those in heaven and on earth and under the earth, and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.” – Phil 2:10-11

CLICK https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1664694463396970498 [1:20] to hear what Joe’s handler maybe was telling him over his earpiece. For the record, it did initially look like he just fell over his own feet, but after watching the videos repeatedly, I have to admit, it does look like he caught his foot on a black sandbag laying on the stage. I haven’t heard why it was there.

MILITARY: The U.S. Veterans Administration maintains complete medical records of every veteran, including their hospitalizations, vaccinations, deaths, and more, including vaxxx status. This data provides invaluable insights into the ‘rona jab. One study shows that the COVID and flu vaccines are useless at preventing hospitalization due to COVID or flu. Another proves that Covid vaccines cause myocarditis.

A new study published in the Journal of Infectious Diseases shows that the more jabs a person has had, the more likely they are to die from a severe bout of COVID. See graphic above; each category contains only US veterans, mostly older males, so they are roughly the same age category. Therefore, age confounding can change the picture somewhat but should not change too much. They all have access to the same VA medical resources, so no medical disparities exist. The only difference between them is their vaccination status.

NEW YORK: A New York photographer has filed a lawsuit challenging the state’s law (passed January 6, 2023) which forces commercial photographers to offer their artistic services for same-sex weddings. The pertinent paragraph (number 13!) from the law is in the graphic above.

Note that the part I left out says that the only boycotts permitted are those connected with labor disputes or protesting unlawful discriminatory practices. Apparently, those of us choosing not to shop at Target, PetSmart, etc. are violating this absurd law, as are employer who refuse to hire illegals.

I’m pretty sure that hiring illegals is illegal and that the Constitution protects our right to decide how we spend out money. But that’s what happens when your sucky state is Deep Blue.

When asked about her views on marriage, the photographer deferred to her lawyer. “New York’s law is actually so severe, I think I need to pass this over to my attorney, Kellie [Fiedorek], because it actually dictates what I am and am not able to publicly say, which is part of the scare in this law.”

PITTSBURGH: The pastor of St. Mary Magdalene Parish refuses to tell his flock to “go and sin no more.” Instead, he panders to the sexually deviant with an LGBTQ+ ministry. His attempt to offer a “Pride Mass” to celebrate the sinful, secular “Pride Month” has been squashed by the bishop.

The wayward priest’s position is “You don’t judge people, that you love people … Being a police in the bedroom, that’s not my job. My job is to be the pastor.” He said he cannot perform same-sex marriages, not because they violate Catholic Church teaching (which they do), but because his bishop “told me I can’t do that.”

Big ol’ meanie pants bishop, following Jesus’ example instead of “loving” people right into Hell. How dare he.

SPIRITUAL WARFARE: “For our struggle is not with flesh and blood but with the principalities, with the powers, with the world rulers of this present darkness, with the evil spirits in the heavens.” – Ephesians 6:12 

UK: A recruiter for the United Kingdom’s Royal Air Force has apparently forgotten that the purpose of a nation’s military is to prepare for war. In a recently released email from January 2021, Squadron Leader Andrew Harwin put diversity in recruiting over military readiness.

“I noted that the boards have recently been predominantly white male heavy. If we don’t have enough BAME [black, Asian and minority ethnic] and female to board then we need to make the decision to pause boarding and seek more BAME and female from the RAF. I don’t really need to see loads of useless white male pilots, let’s get as focused as possible, I am more than happy to reduce boarding if needed to have a balanced BAME/female/male board.”

If it weren’t for thousands of “useless white male pilots,” Squadron Jackass Harwin would have written that email in German.

VAXXX: Repeated COVID-19 mRNA jabs cause abnormally high levels of IgG4, significantly decreasing the pharmaceutical victim’s ability to fight off the COVID-19 virus. It appears the abnormally high levels of IgG4 may also cause autoimmune diseases, promote cancer growth, and increase the incidence of autoimmune myocarditis.

GRAMMY NOTES: “The month encourages people to protect pollinators PoliNators by providing them with the right environment information in terms of the right pollination plants faith and morals and avoiding the use of pesticides bad grammar. By protecting pollinators PoliNators, we will, in turn, ensure the steady production of food resources well-formed consciences.”

SHORTS:

CLICK https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XmntQrcFF9U for more classic Jeff Dunham and Walter.

CLICK https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Oh6x8d7L598 to see a funny dog.

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  1. mindful webworker's avatar mindful webworker
    June 4, 2023 at 3:27 pm

    black sandbag laying on the stage. I haven’t heard why it was there.

    That was a really bad fall. He’s lucky if he only got off with bruising.

    Someone said the sandbag was there to hold down wires to no one would trip over them, but wires are usually taped down. Another person said sandbags are used to anchor the feet of the teleprompter in the wind. Sounds right.

    Or Trump put it there.
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    Door-handling doggy: Our front door has a handle like that, and also if you don’t close the door firmly, it won’t latch. Several times, Daisy has let herself out, and at least one of them I was pretty sure the door was firmly shut. If she has figured out how to use the lever-handle, she hasn’t abused the knowledge too much; learned? or lucky?

    Video of Daisy playing fetch
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