The X account https://x.com/washprobs posted the tweet above and got blasted with so much reality that the owner shut down replies by anyone who hadn’t been pre-approved. I’ve included examples below.
“The way flashers are released with no charges after multiple offenses. That’s really inspiring to other flashers.”
“The homeless camps actually make it more beautiful. I love bringing my kids around drug addicted, mentally ill people.”
“I love when I get inside my apartment and lock my door so I am not accosted by criminals or worried about getting mugged or shot. How about that?”
“I was called into court to give a statement about a man who’d exposed himself to me on the metro. He had over 200 charges to date. Court was delayed 4 hours for him to ‘calm down’ after calling the judge the c-word. Once he had, she dismissed the new charges and let him go.”
“I’ve been held up at gunpoint, had my car broken into 3 times, and had my bike stolen. My credit card has been skimmed too many times to count and I can’t send my kids to public school here because they’re a joke.”
“The only time I have ever seen a firefight outside of Baghdad is on the green line in Washington, DC. With my wife. Who was pregnant.”
“It was really cool when a guy headbutted me on the metro after I asked him to stop blasting music through his phone speakers. And then there was the time a bum spat on me for no reason.”
“My car was broken into. One friend had a car stolen from in front of his place, another was carjacked at gun point. I’ve had to assist someone who was shot while I was just trying to drunkenly make my way home from a bar. Fuck you. Thank god for the new enforcement.”
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