This pile of rancid rat droppings can’t even allow a wonderful holiday like Thanksgiving to pass without taking a cheap shot at the president. Keep in mind he used to have a segment on his show called: “guess what’s in my pants.” So much for decorum.
Jimmy Kimmel Has Fifth Graders Perform ‘The First Trumpsgiving’ Play
Kimmel then welcomed the players onto the stage, allegedly from Mar-a-Lago Country Day School in Palm Beach, Florida. A narrator establishing the setting revealed that the first pilgrims (the Trump family) arrived on a “private yacht” named “The Mayflower.”
Prompting uproarious laughs from the audience, a little boy dressed in a pilgrim’s outfit with a red tie and blonde Trump-wig walked out onto the stage alongside a little girl playing Melania Trump. Immediately, this boy-Trump decided to build a real estate empire.
“We’re gonna put the golf course right here, and the hotel right here,” said the boy-Trump. “It’s going to be yuge!”
Clearly miffed by her husband’s arrogant portent, the girl-Melania simply placated the boy-Trump by uttering a “whatever you say, Donald.”
IT GETS EVEN MORE PATHETIC.

















