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SELF-INDULGENT EDITORIAL

One of the joys I get from posting the Grudge every day is seeing which threads generate the most comments.

Clearly,Monday’s was about Obama’s pitiful writing skills.It got me thinking of my halcyon days in high school.

When I received my class schedule before beginning my junior year(1966-67) I had been one of 22 students from a class of almost 400 for an Honors English course.The teacher was a woman named Gladys M. Ford.Everybody has one teacher who impacted their life to some extent.For me,it was Mrs.Ford.

The first day she laid out her philosophy. “You are in an honors class for a reason.I expect excellence and will accept nothing less.” She also had a sign on her desk:Question Everything.

Some of the kids disliked her to various degrees because they had always just skated through. Woe be unto anyone who came to class unprepared.We went through everything from Beowulf to Mad Magazine.(See if you can guess who suggested that material.)Anytime you wrote a report you better be prepared to defend it.

When you asked a question,she would steer you toward finding an answer on your own instead of just telling you.She felt you would retain what you learned better that way.I always considered myself a wordsmith,but against her I never stood a chance.Ironically,the best piece she claimed I wrote was when we had to write a satire and I chose to retell Paul Revere’s ride from his horse’s perspective.

In August of 1967,just before senior year,Mrs.Ford suffered a massive heart attack and passed away.Nearly her whole class attended her funeral,which was a testament to her dedication to what she called: ‘her children.’ A portrait of her still hangs in the Rockford Auburn foyer outside the theater stage.

She could not have survived in today’s educational system.Her joy was seeing a student’s face light up when they accomplished things they never thought possible.

If Barack H. Obama had been in Mrs. Ford’s class and handed in this rubbish she would have said: “If abusing the English language were a crime you,sir,would be a felon.”

How different things were before the teachers unionized and suborned childrens’ education to their own selfish interests.

I fear the like of Gladys M. Ford will never be seen again,and we as a nation are poorer for it.

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PoliNations’ Picnic: The Hyphens will do chicken bar-b-que

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Every Saturday around here, some local charity group uses the pit at Clark’s to cook up chicken with Cornell Sauce. The aroma is heavenly and draws people for miles around.

Dearest is an old hand at the charity pit, so I know we can trust him to whip us up some moist, mouth-watering chicken.

Those of you who think red sauce is the end all and be all of bar-b-que will have to suspend disbelief and just give our favorite a try. It is SO DELICIOUS!

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Buzzers in Buzz Land

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Something beautiful to make you smile

Lil Buzz did this! It’s so pretty, his mama got it laminated on foam core so it will last and last. I had one of her k’garten masterpieces done that way decades ago. That cheap paper we give kids is highly acid and disintegrates very quickly. But her penguin has held up beautifully, so she decided to do the Best of Buzz the same way. He LOVES his painting time and, while I know I’m biased, I really do think the kid has an EYE.

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Holy Guacamole!

I broke my Webshots Best Ever Hits Per Week … and not by a little, by 2,000 hits!

I also bumped up a spot in the Current Events category. Granted it’s not a very big category, only 5,973 members AND the majority of my albums are in that category.

Still, with 110,060 hits, I’ve moved up to SEVENTH. 🙂

It amazes me to see how much traffic I get in older albums I have not added to in a long time.

EVERY album got hits this week. Even “Burn a Koran Day” got two hits and that was eons ago. AND never happened! LOL

At the other end, I think “Obama’s New Kind of Politics” won this week’s most hits per album with 702.

“What’s Up with the Birthers?” slide show is tops for total hits per album with 9,721. (And the Laughing Stock Media thinks only whackos care about the birth certificate issue. Ha!)

Second for total hits is “It’s still the economy, stupid” with 6,370.

Third and fourth are a funny pairing … “Democrats – Keepin’ it classy” (which of course is about how they don’t) with 3,524 and “George W. Bush – I love this man!” (which is about how I do) with 3,017.

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A SPECIAL POST FOR CHRISSY

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IT WAS NOT UNTIL THIS WEEK I REALIZED YOU HAD KIDS SERVING OVERSEAS. I AM,ALWAYS HAVE BEEN,ALWAYS WILL BE IN AWE OF THOSE WHO LOVE THEIR GOD,COUNTRY AND FAMILY SO DEEPLY THEY VOLUNTEER TO GO INTO HARM’S WAY TO DEFEND WHAT THEY HOLD DEAR. WHEN I READ ABOUT OUR BRIGHTEST AND BEST THAT FELL TODAY MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS OF YOUR FAMILY. MILITARY FAMILIES KNOW ALL ABOUT ‘SHARED SACRIFICE.’ THEY LIVE IT EVERY DAY.

IF ANYBODY HAPPENS BY,FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT FOR THOSE AMONG US WHO SERVE AT HOME. YOU ARE VERY SPECIAL TO ME, CHRISSY. KNOW THAT YOUR FAMILY ARE ALWAYS IN MY PRAYERS.

 

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I need to think some HAPPY THOUGHTS (for a change)

Baby Bunn’s latest portrait — 27 week belly

Our current Big Project at Casa Hyphen!

 

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Poster Postcards

My graphics are all designed to print out at Letter size. To get the file, click on the graphic to embiggen, then copy/paste/save at Letter size, 150 dpi. I use jpg in a baby graphics program that opens quickly.

For card stock, I use matte photo for “paper type” and regular for “print quality” settings. I have a tendency to leave no margins when I design, so I print at 8×10, which squishes the image slightly, leaving a nice margin.

110# bright white card stock accepts color printing very nicely. Be careful to get 110#. There are a couple of lighter weights of card stock but they are not stiff enough for the post. I got mine here:

http://www.quill.com/domtar-110-lb-card-stock/cbs/207076.html

Write the address PARALLEL to the LONG side. Use TWO FIRST CLASS stamps in upper right.

If you want to make a message, divide down the middle, like a commercial postcard. Write on left. Address and stamps on right.

You do NOT need to put your name or address on it. The post office only cares that it has 2 stamps and is addressed parallel to the long side.

We keep stamps on hand and card stock in the back tray all the time so I can whip these out whenever I’m feeling riled.

This is a legal mailing. I’ve done it many times and it gets a LOT OF ATTENTION!

Face it. Our legislators probably never see ANY of the LETTERS and EMAILS we send. Some flunky glances at them and puts check marks on to a sheet divided into two categories … Atta Boys! and Go Suck an Egg!

My guess is, at the most, the legislators hear a report about how many of each they got in a day or a week. And the Lefties (like my Senators Schumer and Gillibrand) don’t give a flying finger how angry their constituents are. They only care what their Leftists puppet masters think.

But these poster postcards get READ by every person who handles them. I’ve tried handing one to someone while I was talking to them. They immediately tuned me out and began reading.

Consider how important legislative SUPPORT staffers are. Swaying THEM may be more important than anything we could say or do to influence our elected so-called leaders.

Think about how much damage moles can do to a garden or termites to a house. The “Little People” control what mail, phone calls etc. the legislators see. They have the power to “oops” a damaging piece of evidence into the public eye. Remember when Martha Coakley was running for Senator and her office sent a Big Scary Letter to all the garden clubs in Massachusetts? Oops.

I have a text file of all of my legislators’ various addresses. Since my message is primarily aimed at the handlers and the ink/stamps $$ add up, I usually print only 2 (or 3) copies to mail to my 2 Senators and 1 Congressman. (My Congressman is a Republican and only has 1 local and 1 DC address, so I send him less stuff.)

My Senators have half a dozen addresses (NY and DC) and Schumer makes my blood boil, so I send more often to them than to my Congressman. I rotate the addresses to hit different handlers.

When I’m doing this, I’m often reminded of a secretary I worked with once upon a time. She was lazy and hated our boss. Well, all of us did, but I took pride in the work itself and had been raised to worry most about the opinion of God and the person I saw in the mirror every morning. Not this chick. One day, the boss gave her a slip of paper with a task on it. As soon as he left the room, she looked at it, muttered “I don’t want to do that” and threw it in the trash.

Since I’m set up to do this quickly and easily, I also print out appropriate poster postcards for Dearest to take to meetings. He passes them out or leaves them around, whatever seems to work with that group.

Sometimes I also send a poster postcard to our Luddite friends. They are great advocates with a lot of community connections, the kind of people I am SO NOT, who actually enjoy getting in people’s faces about stuff. So they love to get and use the posters. They just haven’t got a clue (and don’t want one) about email.

ALL of Chrissy’s Site Bites are formatted for printing and mailing in this manner. But they don’t have to be mailed.

You can leave them anonymously like little info grenades. Stick them up in restrooms and on public bulletin boards. Tuck them inside those free newspapers and magazines that get left around at cafes and in waiting rooms.

Get creative. It’s only our country that’s at stake here!

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Bragging on me! (And Dearest!)

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This is what I made for Tech Guy, to thank him for fixing up my new-old laptop! It’s named for his parting shot the day Dearest dropped the machine off at his house. LOL

I am super duper proud of how this set came out. And also of the FANTABULOUS photos Dearest took of it for me!  Photographing shiny and translucent materials is really tricky. He did several photo shoots in different parts of the yard at different times of the day. Then he gave me 30+ photos and I picked the best of them.

I’d expected the best to come from one shoot, but in fact, they came from EVERY shoot. I am so blessed to have such a supportive spouse who would put that much effort into getting me the best possible images of my art work. Love. That. Man.

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Apparently it’s Appreciate Mom Week!

Another smiley from my email 🙂

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