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From The Babylon Bee

Babylon Bee Blasts CNN’s Coverage Of N. Korea Hostages With Hilarious Headline

This was an epic slam on CNN.  One they more than earned.

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Confirmed: Next Year’s Met Gala Theme to Mock Islam

From The Babylon Bee.

NEW YORK CITY, NY—Representatives for the Metropolitan Museum of Art confirmed Tuesday that after its annual gala’s theme successfully skewered Catholicism and Christianity this year, it would continue its edgy commentary on religion by asking attendees to wear sacrilegious outfits making a mockery of Islam next year.

 

Gala organizers wanted to ensure they were offending all religions equally, and not unfairly targeting Christian beliefs.

“Our theme for 2019 will be ‘Islamic Imagination,’ and we will encourage celebrities to dress up like the prophet Muhammad or one of his concubines,” a representative for the Met said in an interview Tuesday. “Mocking religion is uncharted territory for cultural influencers such as ourselves. And we’re going to continue our edgy take by absolutely slamming Islam next year.”

“It’s gonna be lit,” she added.

Celebrities from across the world have already RSVPed, with Jared Leto confirming he would come dressed up as Muhammed, and Rihanna suggesting she may come dressed up as the Koran.

At publishing time, organizers had confirmed that following years would include mockery of Hinduism and Buddhism to make sure no one felt left out.

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Obama Library Meme

The collapse of the Iran Deal was yet another devastating blow to Barack Obama’s so-called “legacy.” It has also spawned a new giggle-icious internet meme.

The original tweet …

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Economics: Trump vs Obama

This toon is fabulous LOLOL!

2018_05 04 Trump v Obama bullish economics by Terrell

 

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Sinko de Mayonnaise Silliness

The plan is to post some serious stuff after my morning nap. (Did I mention I’m retired and I can do that any time I want to?) But first, a little palate cleanser.
Yesterday was wonderful. Nice breakfast with my family, and Big Sis’ varsity softball team won both ends of a double header. Unfortunately, my grandson RJ hasn’t learned yet he could never get the best of his mom on his best day. But he keeps trying.
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The Greatest Gift of All

This is shaping up to be a good day. My usual breakfast with my uncles and cousins this morning, then this afternoon RJ’s Big Sis has a softball game at the high school. I haven’t seen them since RJ’s basketball season ended in March. The whole family will be there and I’ve really missed them. It’s hard when they all have activities that take them in all directions every day. That’s one of the problems with being retired. You get lonely when everyone else is busy. She plays on the varsity squad, but with a lot of seniors and she a junior she doesn’t always get to play. I could care less, as long as I can be with them. We plan to go to a neat little pizzeria in their town after the game. The food is good, the company is even better. Continue reading

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Checking in with Los Feliz

Los Feliz Daycare (motto: “We do not accept immunized children”) is an ultra-progressive child care center in an unspecified affluent neighborhood on the left coast. Some recent tweets:

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A Pictorial Placeholder

Q: What kind of person is happy on Monday?
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How’s Your Day So Far?

Did you put on your slippers this morning only to find the cat threw up in them?
Did your husband leave the toilet seat up…again?
Did your wife change the setting on the toaster so the bread came out looking like it was buttered with roofing tar?
Did you forget where you left your car keys?
When you got to your car did you discover you had a flat tire?
Did you kick the tire in anger and break two toes?
(I have an ex-wife who did that…no kidding).

Did you get a speeding ticket because you were running late?
Did you spill your coffee on your keyboard?
Is your day starting out really sucky??
It could always be worse…
YOU COULD BE ME!!

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Sunday, Sunny Sunday

According to the Google homepage this is Earth Day. I just checked and, yup, it’s still there.

Kids and grandkids are coming for dinner. Plan on having a wonderful day.

Thought maybe you’d get a kick out of some kitty pictures (maybe a dog, too).

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