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Take a break from political nonsense for a little while….you’ll feel better. I promise.

Don’t even know if that’s a word.
Took the snow tires off my car this last week. Started raining yesterday,overnight turned to rain/freezing rain/snow.
Durned if ya do, durned if ya don’t.
Miss Isabel’s confirmation is today. Nothing short of a typhoon coming out of Lake Michigan will keep us from being there.
No time to look up any news items, so here’s some redneck humor.

The plan was to do a piece on the movie ‘Chappaquiddick,’ but we’re going to DeKalb later and I don’t want to get in a snarky mood. Daughter and SIL going to a dinner for her doctorate class and DW and I are taking Miss Isabel and Miss Olivia out for dinner. Next week is Isabel’s confirmation into the Catholic church so I get to see them again. We plan to take her to her favorite Chinese buffet.

So today is reserved for some plain silliness.

For those who’ve been here pretty much from the beginning you already know about as much as anybody who isn’t family will.

For you drive-bys, for the few of you left, I’m a retired, partially handicapped, cynical, grouchy, sarcastic little ray of happiness that hates the media, lying democrats (but I repeat myself), lazy people, those who bitch when everything doesn’t go their way, smart assed teenagers who have to be told what to care about beyond their cell phones, and politicians who blame white Christians for all the ills they can think of.

My schedule is dictated by delivering papers 365 days a year to make ends meet and sleeping off and on all day because of my severe apnea. My grandchildren are all I have left and I don’t get to see them enough. I’m sick and tired of people trashing President Trump who are the same assholes who licked Obama clean at every opportunity. I’m praying he remains president until 2024, although it will be difficult since the republicans have never supported him and seem bent on becoming a minority again in November. Democrats are keeping their base stirred to uncontrollable rage and hysteria, given that the inherently lazy need motivation to get out and cast multiple votes for whoever they’re told to. When they regain the White House they plan to undo all the good he’s done for those of us who have no voice. Pelosi has promised they plan to roll back his tax cuts since they can’t stomach your keeping what you earn when they feel it all belongs to them.

Since few bother reading this I’ll post some personal opinions here, since they’re likely all anybody notices.

[CtH: His Cynical Grouchiness is being way too humble. We had 1,000 hits on Easter.]

Have some things to do this AM after my morning nap. Will post later. For now, here are some dog and cat funnies for your viewing pleasure.

A policeman came across an old man sitting on a bench, sobbing.
Cop: What’s the matter, buddy?
Old man: I’ve got so many troubles I don’t know what to do!
Cop: Well, tell me about it. Maybe it’ll make you feel better.
Old man: I was married to my wife for 48 years. She passed away last year. A few months ago I met a beautiful 25 year old blonde. We moved in together and we have wild sex twice a day.
Cop: That’s doesn’t sound bad at all. What’s the problem?
Old man: I can’t remember where we live!