Los Feliz Daycare (motto: “We do not accept immunized children”) is an ultra-progressive child care center in an unspecified affluent neighborhood on the left coast. Some recent tweets:
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Palate Cleansers
In modern politics, nothing ever changes much. Democrats hate republicans, republicans hate each other, and they all pretend to have the best interests of the folks back home at heart. In the end, the rich (them) get richer and we get played for fools as our pockets get picked. It’s a crappy system, but it is what it is.
There’s plenty of time post-nap for more serious things, but I want to post some things that make you forget momentarily what a brutally sinful world we live in. You might want to keep a kleenex handy. Just sayin’.
Wedding Bride Receives Priceless Surprise As Her Deceased Son Shows Up Vicariously
This is beautiful.
For one bride in Alaska, the heartbreaking death of her son as a teenager meant she was not able to include all of her children in the ceremony. Her son had died years before she ever expected he would. Most parents would agree this is the worst case scenario, hard for most to recover from. Becky Turney made a choice to donate her son Triston Green’s organs when he died two years before her wedding day. One of his organs, his heart, was to play a significant role in the big day.
At the time that Kilby received the heart, he had already waited on the transplant list for a year and a half. He had also been in the hospital for 45 days after his first transplanted heart stopped working fully. After receiving the transplanted heart, Kilby recovered enough to live a normal life.
It was through this Facebook contact that Kilby’s aunt met Turney’s fiancé. This contact put a plan into effect that reunited Turney with her son’s heart just in time for the wedding.
https://conservativedailypost.com/wedding-bride-receives-priceless-surprise-deceased-son-shows-vicariously/
Disabled Former Marine Meets His Grandson in Uniform for the first time after 2 years
IMAGINE THIS GRANDFATHER’S PRIDE
Diamond and Silk Let The Women On The View Have It
Soldier salutes funeral procession in pouring rain
Erin Hester was on her way to work after a lunch break when a soldier got out of his car in the pouring rain to salute a funeral procession as it drove by in Vine Grove, Kentucky last week.
“As soon as he got out of the car, it made me tear up,” Hester told Fox News.
Kentucky law states that funeral processions have the right-of-way at intersections when accompanied by an escort.
Hester said that lately she had noticed that people weren’t pulling over and stopping for funeral processions in the town, adding that the soldier “went above and beyond
Hester posted a photo of the soldier on Instagram and Facebook and the post has received over 100,000 shares and 142,000 likes.
“It was true honor, respect, integrity, and humanity…I want people to see this,” she said.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/07/11/soldier-salutes-funeral-procession-in-pouring-rain.html
‘Cereal’ burglar hog-tied on Lewis Co. roadside after stealing a bowlful
A homeowner in rural Glenoma in Lewis County got a big shock Monday morning when he awoke and found a stranger sitting at his kitchen table calmly eating a bowl of cereal. A few minutes later, the stranger found himself hog-tied along the roadside after he tried to flee.
Meanwhile, another resident of the home called 911 and deputies were dispatched to the scene.
The homeowner found the suspect — later identified as a 52-year-old transient from Tampa, Fla. — along the roadside about 500 feet from their residence and ordered him to the ground at riflepoint.
The suspect complied and the homeowner put away his rifle. The residents then hog-tied the suspect and waited for deputies to arrive, Breen said.
COMMENTS:
Clearly, irresponsible cereal owners are the actual problem here.
Having common sense laws in place regarding safe cereal storage in the home obviously would have prevented this tragedy if it weren’t for the powerful national cereal lobby. Write your congressman today.
Justice! Now send him to Seattle for a free tent, 3 squares, and health care.
Good thing all he wanted was cereal and wasn’t a cereal killer. Good, no kill defensive maneuver by the homeowners to hog tie him for the cops. This is none to subtle reminder to lock up your house, including your garage which is favorite snatch and grab for thieves.
http://www.seattlepi.com/local/komo/article/Cereal-burglar-hog-tied-on-Lewis-Co-roadside-11297641.php
Walking while texting
THIS IS SO RIDICULOUS
I WATCHED A COP SHOW WHERE A GUY GOT ARRESTED, AND EVEN HANDCUFFED HE NEVER LET GO OF HIS PHONE. SOME PEOPLE CAN’T BEAR TO BE WITHOUT THEM EVEN FOR A SECOND.
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Checking in with Los Feliz
Los Feliz Daycare (motto: “We do not accept immunized children”) is an ultra-progressive child care center in an unspecified affluent neighborhood on the left coast. Some recent tweets:
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CNN Report: Millions of American Voters May Have Colluded to Elect Trump
From The Babylon Bee.
U.S.—A new, exclusive CNN investigative report revealed Thursday that millions of American voters may have potentially colluded with the Trump campaign to elect Donald Trump as President of the United States.
While Russia has been accused of interfering in the election, the breaking report indicates that the collusion may have extended to a significant portion of the U.S. population—“as many as 60 million citizens, and possibly even more.”
“The conspiracy goes much deeper than anyone expected,” Jake Tapper said on his news segment The Politics Lead. “We’re talking tens of millions of people involved in this secret plot to make sure Hillary didn’t make it into the White House and to prop up Donald Trump as the winner.”
The CNN report does not accuse anyone of hacking or rigging the vote, but rather suggests that those colluding with the real estate mogul in the far-reaching scheme may have simply walked into voting booths and cast their vote for Donald Trump, giving him the electoral college victory.
“It’s far more sinister than we thought,” a visibly disturbed Tapper said.
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Kids Say the Darnedest Things
During the early days of television there was a showman named Art Linkletter. My grandmother loved him.He managed to mine comedy gold at the cost of a few pieces of candy.He’d have a row of little kids that he asked questions of.Anyone who’s had kids know this.my youngest once asked me:’daddy,is it true Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings?’Uh,I seem to recall something about that.At any rate,Linkletter wrote a book of quotations from those pint-sized philosophers.I think it’s the only book my granny ever bought.
Dreaming big! Teachers share children’s hilarious ambitions… from eating so much they explode to becoming a MAILBOX
Primary school Teachers have shared their student’s hilarious life goals
Many job ambitions are sadly impossible including becoming a mailbox or a wolf
Other youngsters have humble dreams such as wearing a hat or making soup
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Democrats demand Trump start paying rent for living in their heads
From The Barbed Wire.
WASHINGTON – President Trump has been living rent-free in the heads of tens of millions of Democrats for well over a year now, and many are finally saying “enough is enough.” They now want reparations.
“As the party of freeloaders, it pains me to say this,” a disturbed Senate Minority leader Chuck Schumer said on Saturday, “But if he’s going to live here 24/7, he needs to pay up.” Schumer was unsure when asked what he thought a fair price for head-space rental might be.
Socialist Bernie Sanders admitted, “I usually advocate for everything to be free, but in this case, I think an exception is warranted. I know Mr. Trump has been living in my own head, rent-free, for a long time. And my crazy mind is even paying all his bills! Even cable!”
Hollywood celebrities like Johnny Depp, Chelsea Handler, Cher, and Judd Apatow are complaining about Trump being a squatter in their heads, and not paying a cent for it. It should be noted that living in these heads is like living in a small travel trailer, as there just isn’t much space to begin with.
Many black entertainers like Chris Rock, Samuel Jackson, MSNBC’s Joy Reid, and Whoopi Goldberg also want back-rent, along with interest, for the time Trump has been living rent-free in their heads. But, of course, they want reparations for everything.
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Checking in with Los Feliz
Los Feliz Daycare (motto: “We do not accept immunized children”) is an ultra-progressive child care center in an unspecified affluent neighborhood on the left coast. Some recent tweets:
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Some Saturday Funnies
After a while trying to keep up with the tragicomedy that is American politics today there comes a time when you just need to take a time out and enjoy life a little.
I LOVE THIS ONE
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