by | May 1, 2012 · 5:07 am

Chinese Professor

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  1. chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated
    May 1, 2012 at 5:17 am

    Got this in email …

    A police officer stops a driver for running a red light.

    The driver steps out of his car, loudly demanding to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo!

    So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation.

    The motorist instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer’s ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit offensive terms.

    When the officer finishes writing the ticket, he puts an “AH” in the lower right corner.

    When he hands it to the ‘violator’ for his signature, the man angrily demands to know what “AH” stands for.

    The officer says, “That’s so when we go to court, I’ll remember that you’re an asshole.”

    Two months later they’re in court. The ‘violator’ has a bad driving record and is in danger of losing his license, so he has hired a lawyer to fight the ticket.

    On the stand, the officer testifies to seeing the man run through the red light.

    The lawyer asks, “Officer, is this a reasonable facsimile of the ticket that you issued to my client?”

    The police officer replies, “Yes, sir. That is the defendant’s copy, his signature and mine, same number at the top.”

    “Officer, is there any particular marking or notation on this ticket you don’t normally make?”

    “Yes, sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an ‘AH.'”

    “What does that stand for?”

    “Aggressive and hostile, sir.”

    “Aggressive and hostile?”

    “Yes, sir.”

    “Officer, are you sure it doesn’t stand for ‘asshole’?”

    “Well, sir, I think you would know your client better than I do.”

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    • GP's avatar GP
      May 1, 2012 at 9:31 am

      I am not sure what is funnier, the original video, your cop joke or the fact that this is the second blog today that your comment has nothing to do with the original.
      You must really be hitting the juice Chrissy!

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      • chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated
        May 1, 2012 at 12:56 pm

        Naw, just up earlier than Pete for a change, so no Grudge to put my random odd things into LOL.

        One of the peeps who also got the joke replied to all with this: “I had a good friend who was a motor cop. When he pulled people over they would ask for a warning. He would, and I watched this more than once, say ‘warning warning, ticket coming’.”

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  2. GP's avatar GP
    May 1, 2012 at 9:41 am

    So back to the Chinese thing.
    I have a doc who was born and educated in China. He practices as a chiro here, even though he went to 8 years of med school and is an MD in china, because he has more freedom as a chiro.
    We have talked politics a bit. Before Barkey’s election, my doc told me that Obamao was a perfect name for him because the things he was saying were exactly what Mao said, and that Mao came to power in the same way Obamao has.
    It is pretty scary to think so many Americans just are not getting this but recent immigrants do. I met a nice couple formerly from Russia and Bosnia last week, and they knew all about Obama.
    Just goes to show that the old adage that if we do not know our history, we are doomed to repeat it.
    There is the crux of the problem. We have had a dumbing down of the cirriculum, and a politically correct version of history and it will lead to our downfall if we do not change it back while we still have a bit of a chance.
    Why is it that people who are new Americans always get it? My grandfather always ranted about how horrible life was in Italy and how proud he was to be American.
    Maybe we ought to send some of the folks from here who love socialism to some of these east european countries and let them leave the rest of us alone.

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