Sequester Apocalypse meets Obama Sci Fi Quotes – Hee hee!

Fun @ #SequesterApocalypse and #ObamaSciFiQuotes because if I don’t laugh, I’m going to cry.

• Obama just told us, “I can’t do a Jedi mind-meld.”
• When did Princess Leia have a baby with Mr. Spock?
• Due to sequestration cuts, Star Wars and Star Trek have been merged.
• Obama confusing Star Wars and Star Trek reminds me of when he confused not hiring lobbyists for hiring lobbyists.

• “Look, if I knew what Spider-Man’s Kryptonite was, I’d definitely send Spawn on a mission to find it. But it’s hard.”
• Damn it, Jim. I’m the president, not a dictator.

• Nixon: “I am NOT a crook.” Obama: “I am NOT a dictator.”
• Obama’s not a dictator? Oh right. He’s Darth Spock.
• Make that Darth Evader.
• Luke Fly-Stalker.
• Anakin Lietalker.
• Obi-Wan Youoweme.
• Darth Taxus.

• Because of the sequester, the feds will be spending 2.4% less than the 5% more they were planning on spending.
• They’re increasing spending by 2.6%, but “cuts” are going to happen in vital services?
• This is no doubt due to Obama’s lack of a Jedi mother and Vulcan father.
• The farce is strong with this one.

• Obama says the sequester will force us to lay off meat inspectors. But we can still afford to send $60M to Syria.
• The needs of the one outweigh the needs of the many.

• Because of the sequester, the dead have arisen from their graves and are eating the brains of the living.
• For some reason, they are leaving Joe Biden alone.

• Obama says Republicans sit around all day hoping bridges will collapse on children and the elderly.
• Krauthammer: Obama Only Left Out “Pestilence, Earthquake, Brimstone And Plague”

• The #SequesterApocalypse will be as damaging as #Y2K was.
• Oh noes! Set your phasers on warp speed.
• Maxine Waters will have to move to Guam & it will finally tip over from the 170 million job losses.
• Moochelle might be forced to wear a designer outfit more than once!
• Make it so, Chewbacca.

• Deodorant and soap will disappear from shelves at midnight. The world as we know it will stink.
• I should stop tweeting and make sure my gas mask fits properly.
• Starbucks only has one working bathroom & my fiber is kicking in too soon. Damn you, #SequesterApocalypse!
• If only Homer were here to chronicle #SequesterApocalypse as the rosy fingered dawn touched this fateful day.

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Just in case all the funnies put you in too good of a mood, you can go read a list of 20 things the ObamaCo could NOT BEAR to CUT from the federal budget @ http://theeconomiccollapseblog.com/archives/government-waste-20-of-the-craziest-things-that-the-u-s-government-is-spending-money-on