Posted by Pistol Pete
Hope everybody had a safe and happy Memorial Day.I have stopped watching news programs on TV and find myself much happier.You can find what you want online and I will continue to gather the best and offer it to you here.A little politicking today,but mostly humorous,strange and downright silly.
YOU KNEW IT WAS COMING…A MOVIE ABOUT SKANKLES CALLED:’RODHAM.’
ONE OF THE ACTRESSES UP FOR THE PART IS SCARLETT JOHANSSEN.START DRESSING UP THAT PIG TO PUSH DOWN OUR THROATS WHEN OBASTARD GETS DONE WITH US.
I THINK THEY WOULD BE A QUOTE FROM DICK CHENEY:”GO F*** YOURSELF”
OK,I’LL ADMIT IT.I FEEL A LITTLE BETTER
polination.blog 
This should have been posted yesterday,but I couldn’t let this pass without sharing it with you.Its well worth reading/watching
its the story of a fallen hero,a father’s grief and a hit song
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/349125/i-drive-your-truck-lee-habeeb
I READ THE STORY AND HAD TO FIND THIS VIDEO
You might need a Kleenex
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McQUEEG SNEAKS INTO SYRIA TO MEET THOSE CRAZY MAVERICKS FROM THE MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD.PERHAPS HE COULD GIVE HEM A FEW POINTERS IN BI-PARTISANSHIP AND COMPROMISE
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/05/john-mccain-sneaks-across-border-to-meet-with-free-syrian-army/
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TWO DEADENDERS BUSY THEMSELVES ROBBING A BURGER KING AS AN EMPLOYEE DRIVES OFF IN THEIR GETAWAY CAR
They MUST be democrats
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=187108
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Y’ALL CAN’T AFFORD TO GOLF ON HOLIDAY WEEKENDS ANYMORE,SO I’LL DO IT FOR YOU…YOU’RE WELCOME
http://weaselzippers.us/2013/05/26/obama-hits-the-links-for-the-124th-time-of-his-presidency/
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REDLIGHT AND SPEED CAMERAS ON 3 MILES OF D.C. STREETS HAVE NETTED $28 MILLION SO FAR
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/trafficandcommuting/three-golden-miles-net-dc-28-million/2013/05/27/47db9828-b357-11e2-9a98-4be1688d7d84_print.html
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LIBERALS RAGE THAT FOOD STAMP PROPOSAL TO EXCLUDE PEDOPHILES,MURDERERS AND RAPISTS ARE RACIST.
They just admitted blacks are rapists and killers.
http://dailycaller.com/2013/05/27/food-stamp-ban-for-pedophiles-murders-rapists-deemed-racist/
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BLAME WHITEY:THE SWEDISH VERSION
White,Anglo-European types just don’t understand how sensitive these bloodthirsty,13th century savages are.
http://www.americanthinker.com/2013/05/blame_whitey_the_swedish_version.html
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FED-UP FORMER TEACHER EXPLAINS WHY SHE GAVE IT UP
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BOZO HOOKS UP WITH HIS BFF,CHRIS CHRISTIE TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT AGAIN.
Its been said he could be reelected governor of New Jersey without a single republican vote.Thats how popular he is with the libs.
Just think,he gave the keynote at the last RNC convention.
http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2013/05/obama_to_take_post-sandy_tour.html
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OBAMA ‘A PASSENGER ON THE SHIP OF STATE’
That’s why he never takes the blame for anything.Its always somebody else’s fault
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2013/05/obama_a_passenger_on_the_ship_of_state.html
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BITEME WANTS TO PLAY LF WITH THE PRESIDENT OF COLUMBIA
“Since we both play very badly.let’s play together.”
He just told President Santos,’you suck as bad as me.’
Wonder if Preezy told him to bring back some nose candy.Hey,you need something to help cope with that Amazon he’s hooked up with.
http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/biden-asks-golf-colombias-president-we-re-both-playing-very-badly-let-s-play-together_731732.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
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TEAM OF SEAMSTRESSES FROM PLAYTEX USED THEIR EXPERTISE WITH BRAS AND GIRDLES TO COME UP WITH THE APOLLO SPACESUITS.
Hey,its been a couple days since I mentioned bras.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2330145/How-BRA-man-moon-Crack-team-underwear-maker-Playtex-revealed-secret-Apollo-spacesuits.html
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Are you sure it has been that long? 🙂
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IN MADISTAN,WISCONSIN ITS PERFECTLY OK TO RIDE A BIKE WEARING ONLY THONG UNDERWEAR AND A CAPE
Have the eye bleach ready
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HOWEVER,WEARING A THONG IN MYRTLE BEACH CAN GET YOU ARRESTED.
Especially when it looks like you’ve been hooked by a fisherman twice…and gotten away!(you’ll understand when you see the picture)
http://www.thestate.com/2013/05/25/2786497/woman-arrested-in-myrtle-beach.html
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Oh good grief – I can see why that will not do in Myrtle Beach. Wonder what other piercings are covered up there….
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SOME ATHEIST MOPE WHINES ABOUT SAYING A PRAYER AT GRADUATION FROM HIGH SCHOOL IN KENTUCKY.
Tough shit.They said a prayer anyway and got a standing ovation
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/05/28/see-the-kentucky-high-school-graduation-prayer-that-got-a-standing-ovation/
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DETROIT BANKRUPT,PENSION FUND TRUSTEES SPEND $22,000 TO GO HANG OUT IN HAWAII
Let somebody else sacrifice…we’re busy
http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/05/25/us-usa-publicpension-conference-idUSBRE94O05P20130525
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EX-JUDGE CHARGED WITH STEALING COCAINE FROM CASES
http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2013/05/23/ex-judge-charged-with-stealing-cocaine-from-cases/
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LIVESHOT: ‘PROSPERITY’ OF DA JOOOOOZ MAY BE BLOCKING ‘PEACE PROCESS’ WITH TERRORISTS
The Israelis know talks are a waste of time.The starting point is always their destruction.Not much to build on.Wonder how this bloated windbag would react if he came under the kind of fire the REAL heroes of Viet Nam did.Or the late Ambassador Stevens.
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/05/28/john-kerry-israels-prosperity-may-be-blocking-peace-process-with-palestinians/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=story&utm_campaign=Share%20Buttons
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IRS TO TEA PARTY:WHY DIDN’T YOU HAVE A CANDIDATE RALLY FOR THE DEMOCRAT NOMINEE FOR GOVERNOR IN NEW MEXICO?
That question was not a joke
http://cnsnews.com/news/article/irs-tea-party-state-reasons-you-did-not-have-candidate-rally-lone-democratic-candidate
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THIS IS NOT FUNNY…ITS FRIGHTENING
These are the people who helped reelect our national nightmare
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“I have stopped watching news programs on TV and find myself much happier.” Good 4u, Pete! Soon you’ll catch some news show and wonder why anyone ever gave a flying honeybooboo about the broadcast so-called broadcast.
Somewhat belatedly, a joke…
What is the devil’s favorite musical instrument?
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the lyre of course.
works better aloud than in text it seems. oh, well, love you guys.
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Thanks for the laughs on this “feels like a Monday.” Has John McCain completely lost his mind? I think so.
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Who is Judy Faulkner? Chances are, you don’t know her — but her politically connected, taxpayer-subsidized electronic-medical-records company may very well know you. Top Obama donor and billionaire Faulkner is founder and CEO of Epic Systems, which will soon store almost half of all Americans’ health information. If the crony odor and the potential for abuse that this “epic” arrangement poses don’t chill your bones, you ain’t paying attention.
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/349005/obama%E2%80%99s-medical-records-crony-michelle-malkin
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You know the Democrat meme on voter fraud … “It’s so rare, it virtually never happens and anyone who wants to even investigate the possibility is a dirty RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACIST.”
(Apparently, only minorities are likely to commit voter fraud. Or something.)
Well, somebody’s gone and done the dirty in Ohio. And the results aren’t pretty. In two Ohio counties, the number of registered voters exceeds the total voting-age population. In another 31 Ohio counties, registration is 20 percent higher than the national average.
The report concludes that more than one out of every five registrations is fraudulent.
http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/09/16/voter-rolls-in-ohio-are-bloated-experts-say.html
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Adam Levine is an American singer-songwriter, musician, entrepreneur and occasional actor, best known as the lead vocalist and front man of pop rock band Maroon 5.
Not that you cared.
I only googled him because Twitchy reported that he said, “I hate this country”, on a live t.v. mic.
Tweeters responded – This country you hate made you rich. You’re free to leave. Try Syria. I hear it’s nice this time of year.
He tweeted back that he’d been joking and tweeps were too stoooooooooooopid to get it.
Tweeters responded – We understood. We know you well. It was not a joke.
TOP comment at Twitchy (most upticks): “he’s only saying what just about every Democrat and Liberal believes. I wish the President were as honest as him.”
http://twitchy.com/2013/05/29/adam-levine-caught-on-hot-mic-i-hate-this-country-responds-to-backlash-with-douche-tweets/
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