According to Twitter, the First Nobel Peace Prize winner is kicking the tires on a 3rd war.
Oh that’s reassuring as hell to this military mom. NOT.
Big phew that someone of the monumental stature of Jose Canseco is giving policy advice to his bff Barack. My guess … Barack actually reads Twitter. We know he doesn’t read his intelligence reports or attend intelligence briefings. So yeah … Canseco probably has the Presidential Ear … or should I say Blackberry. Can you read tweets on a Blackberry?
- Tweet – Oh good, I was worried @JoseCanseco would have no interest in foreign policy.
- Tweet – Yeah. And they’re so like coherent or something.
- Tweet – Yeah…President of the United States…take foreign police advice from Jose Canseco. Best. Idea. Ever.
- Tweet – Hope POTUS waits until the more level-headed Dennis Rodman has had a chance to weigh in.
I admit. I had to google José Canseco. He’s a Cuban-American former Major League Baseball guy. Well, golly. He’s an athlete and COOBAN and hyphenated. Clearly, he totally knows all about important foreign policy stuff. He also appears to either have Multiple Personality Disorder or somebody else who trades off using his Twitter account. Did you notice how the “hey buddy” tweets are violent while the “Mr. President” tweets are conciliatory? Weird!
Iowahawk thinks we should send Syrian rebels pistol-shaped Pop Tarts.
Yeah, that’ll work. It’ll be a lot cheaper than what we’re sending them now! Plus we know how über scary anything that is kinda sorta shaped like a gun is … bubble-making toys … finger spelling signs for the letters G and H … the state of Idaho.
Source:
http://twitchy.com/2013/06/14/unleash-the-hounds-jose-canseco-advises-president-obama-on-syria/
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