Reuters shocked Pope is Catholic

Conservatives, in a nod to intelligence and good journalism, suggest this may be the stupidest headline and premise of a story ever and ponder, if the Pope is still Catholic, is it too late for TIME to rescind that Man of the Year thing.

Tweets:

• So the Pope is STILL Catholic. Thanks @Reuters.
• Wow, the Church is Pro-Life. Who would’ve thunk?
• Wow, I haven’t been this surprised since Obamacare imploded on the launchpad.
• The stupid is strong with the lamestream media.
• These liberal reporters actually think there’s a debate going on within the Church about abortion.
• Reuters, in nod to liberals, calls itself “news.”
• In nod to conservatives? How about “In nod to God’s teachings”?
• Is Reuters stupid? I don’t know. Is the Pope Catholic?
• Pope, in nod to conservatives, says Sunday Mass still “pretty much a requirement, guys, for real, don’t skip it.”
• The Pope was holding a bible during his statement, but @reuters incorrectly described it as an AR-15 shotgun.
• Pope, in nod to conservatives, believes in God.
• Wait till @Reuters finds out the Pope thinks Jesus was divine. It’s. About. To Get. Real.

Source:

http://twitchy.com/2014/01/13/omfg-the-pope-is-catholic-unreal-is-this-the-most-absurdly-ignorant-reuters-headline-ever/