Posted by Pistol Pete
Survived another week of lies.hypocrisy and treachery by the people who purport to represent us.
I don’t think I have any links today with references to penises or breasts. But I can’t remember,because I’m senile and cynical….the best of both worlds.
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
MEET SARAH SQUIRREL;THE BADASS LITTLE TEA PARTIER
(I thought Chrissy’d like this since she likes the l’il critters)
Reptiles can regrow appendages,right??
WET HAIR FIRST
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Man who chased $20 bill down storm drain became stuck underground for two days
This idiot has the makings of a democrat politician
http://arbroath.blogspot.com/2014/03/man-who-chased-20-bill-down-storm-drain.html
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University of Virginia Catches Condomania at First Annual ‘Condom Olympics’
Thomas Jefferson, the foremost American son of the Enlightenment and author of the Declaration of Independence, is also the father of the University of Virginia. So proud was he of this achievement, when he died in 1826, Jefferson had it inscribed on his gravestone and did not mention that he also happened to be the third President of the United States
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/03/10/University-of-Virginia-Hosts-The-First-Annual%20-Condom-Olympics
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I am ashamed of this. I apologize on behalf of the civilized people of Virginia.
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7 recipes using Lucky Charms
Some ideas for St. Patrick’s Day.
The Lucky Charms pancakes are just sick-looking.
http://dailycaller.com/2014/03/12/7-recipes-using-lucky-charms/
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Celtic Thunder – Amazing Grace
this is awesome
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That was so beautiful … it made me cry! Anyone planning to skip this? Don’t. Turn on your BEST speakers and just close your eyes and lift your heart to God for four glorious minutes.
And if you don’t know the origins of this hymn, go to Netflix and rent Amazing Grace (2006). http://dvd.netflix.com/Movie/Amazing-Grace/70061494?strkid=741459132_0_0&strackid=4bef1471e45b79e8_0_srl&trkid=222336
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How This Ridiculously Cute 3-Month-Old Puppy Likely Saved the Lives of His New Family
I predict this puppy will be eating very well
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/03/12/how-this-ridiculously-cute-3-month-old-puppy-likely-saved-the-lives-of-his-new-family/
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Love this one, Pete! 🙂
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‘I’m nicknamed the baby whisperer’: Meet the strangers who cuddle sick, premature newborns in an effort to help them heal
A volunteer slips her arms into a gauzy yellow hospital gown and approaches a medical crib holding a tiny newborn hooked up to noisy machines.
‘OK,’ she says, with a smile. ‘Baby time.’
That means cuddle time in the neonatal intensive care unit at the University of Chicago’s Comer Children’s Hospital. Here, as at several other hospitals around the country, strangers offer a simple yet powerful service for newborns too tiny or sick to go home.
How neat would it be to have a job cuddling newborns?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2579816/Cuddlers-soothe-babies-sick-tiny-home.html#ixzz2vx9lvd7N
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I love this!
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Man Busted For Craigslist Sex Barter Offer
Cops: Iowan, 37, was hunting for a 16-foot flat-bottom boat trailer
this guy must have needed a trailer very badly.
Personal ad:
Wanted:busty woman,very attractive who can cook,clean and owns a boat,motor and trailer.Please send a picture of the boat.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/boat-trailer-for-sex-craigslist-arrest-345761
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‘Duck Dynasty’ star Sadie Robertson: Fame is not an excuse to lose your faith
Wish there were more girls like her to hold up as rolemodels.
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2014/03/11/duck-dynastys-sadie-robertson-fame-is-not-excuse-to-lose-your-faith/
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‘You made my life worthwhile’: The heartwrenching moment an orphan surprises TV anchor who helped him find an adoptive family with emotional on-air tribute
The fact you are here reading this indicates you are a person with a conscience.I promise you cannot watch this video with dry eyes.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2579143/You-life-worthwhile-Orphan-surprises-news-anchor-helped-adoptive-family-emotional-air-tribute.html#ixzz2vxEjBnws
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I KNEW I FORGOT SOMETHING: Police in Wesley Chapel, Fla., pulled over a woman for drunken driving who was naked from the waist down. She was apparently unaware of this fact, and officers had to tell her to put her pants on so they could administer a field sobriety test. She failed.
I FEEL SURPRISINGLY GOOD, ACTUALLY: An 81-year-old man, reading his local newspaper in Sweden, was shocked to see his own obituary. He had checked himself into a hospital a week earlier, and his 90-year-old sister spoke to doctors and somehow got the impression that he had died. The matter has since been cleared up.
FIRST, CASE THE JOINT: A man in a ski mask stormed into a store in Evesham, N.J., smashed a jewelry case and stuffed $25,000 worth of high-end watches into his bag. Unfortunately for him, a member of the U.S. Air Force happened to be shopping in the store. He tackled the guy, forcing him to drop the loot and flee. But the guy lost his mask in the struggle, and there is surveillance footage.
SO WE WON’T BE SEEING HIM AT THE FAMILY PICNIC: After he heard rumors that his older brother was going to demolish a house he had hoped to live in on the family property in Etne, Norway, a man got drunk and began tearing down the brother’s home with a forklift, causing $164,000 worth of damage. There have been simmering tensions between the two men.
I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY CAUGHT ME: A man, serving time in a prison in Austria, had a smartphone smuggled into the jail, and used it to take a photo of himself in front of the marijuana that he had secretly been growing in his cell. He was caught when he posted the picture on Facebook. He is now on round-the-clock surveillance.
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Bank Robber Posts Selfie With Submachine Gun on Facebook — You Can Guess What Happened Next
Is there a store somewhere called ‘Dumbasses R Us?’
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/03/10/bank-robber-posts-selfie-with-submachine-gun-on-facebook-you-can-guess-what-happened-next/
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Don’t get holes in the toes! $1,500 socks crafted out of ‘soft’ DEER HAIR hit the market
I’ve driven cars that cost less than that
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2580421/Dont-holes-toes-1-500-socks-crafted-soft-DEER-HAIR-hit-market.html#ixzz2vxIFteYu
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Women in Car Attacked by Cross-Dressing Man When They Wouldn’t Let Him Hitch a Ride
If Obama had a transvestite brother
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/03/13/women-in-car-attacked-by-cross-dressing-man-when-they-wouldnt-let-him-hitch-a-ride/
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Still freaking amazing. . .
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Could getting married save your life? Women are far less likely to die from heart disease if they have a partner, researchers claim
In 2004,I was convinced the chest pains I was suffering were acid reflux.DW nagged until I got a complete physical.Thats when they discovered I’d had a serious heart attack which led to a quadruple bypass the following week.If not for her I would have been dead long ago.Yeah,my marriage saved my life.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2580293/Could-getting-nagged-husband-save-life-Women-far-likely-die-heart-disease-partner-researchers-claim.html#ixzz2vxKRN1Y4
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Thank you, DW!
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Aren’t you a little young to be behind the wheel? Adorable moment that toddler is ‘pulled over’ by police in her toy convertible and given a $4 ticket for reckless driving
Normally drivers dread having to pay motoring fines, but little Za’Dariyah Mishaw cannot wait to go to her local police department to hand over her $4.
The two-year-old girl was driving her small pedal car outside her Florida apartment complex when a police cruiser pulled into the car park with its blue lights flashing.
During a heartwarming moment, Officer Christian Velasco took out his citation book and handed little Za’Dariyah a ticket.
This kid is adorable
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2579983/Toddler-pulled-police-driving-pedal-car.html#ixzz2vxLvt2wJ
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That is a sweeeeeeeeet ride she’s got!
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I do my best to make your day a little brighter.Hope I succeeded.
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You did!
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Yep, you did – a day late for me, though.
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This is a story from my old stomping grounds. (I used to live near Chenango.)
“Less than 24 hours after ice jamming from the Chenango River over ran the parking lot at the Chenango Commons Golf Course, [an adjacent] Irish pub took advantage of the frozen water. Thursday was the first McGirk’s Turkey Curling event…Participants paired up to compete by throwing 8 to 10-pound frozen turkeys across the ice with the goal of sliding them under one of six chairs marked for different levels of difficulty and point.”
You know you want to see the pictures.
http://www.wbng.com/news/local/Turkey-Curling-Making-the-best-out-of-a-flooded-frozen-parking-lot-250267931.html
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