Oh,come on. All of you have favorite redneck jokes. They’ve been around for years and Jeff Foxworthy made millions from them. I just thought with the heat of the impending elections,the ebola crisis and everything else Obola has managed to screw up it might help to maybe make you smile for a second.
Did you know?
A man in Kentucky married and divorced three different women and had the same in-laws each time?
In Mississippi a man and woman can divorce and still be brother and sister?
In Arkansas “harrass” is two words?
The teacher asked little Billy Clinton to use the word:harrassment in a sentence…
Billy: ‘Her mouth said “no”,but I know what harrassment.’
FYI:the last two I made up myself
You might be a redneck if:
THIS IS YOUR IDEA OF A HOME IMPROVEMENT PROJECT
YOU GO TO A WAL MART TO SEE A PRO WRESTLING MATCH
YOU CAN’T AFFORD A NEW TOILET SO YOU IMPROVISE
IF YOUR BLENDER BROKE
YOU TURN A LIVESTOCK WATERING TANK INTO A PARTY BARGE
YOU WANT TO PLAY HORSESHOES BUT NOBODY BROUGHT A HORSE
YOUR BRIDE CARRIES THE SHOTGUNS AT THE WEDDING AND HAS A SET OF ANTLERS TATTOOED ON HER BACK
YOUR POWER WINDOWS DON’T WORK
YOU WANT TO FRY BREAKFAST SAUSAGES BUT THE SKILLET IS DIRTY
I TOLD MY BELOVED CHILD BRIDE: ‘HERE,BABY,I WANT YOU TO WEAR THESE HIGH HEELS AT OUR WEDDING’
I DON’T REMEMBER MUCH AFTER THAT
If you think that’s all the redneck stuff I have you’re not even close. But there’ll be another day. Hope you enjoyed.
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