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Short list of #DontBelieveTheWoman from Babylon Bee is mostly just truth, as opposed to satire. The only satire I see are the two biblical characters, since Democrats don’t read that racist, sexist, homphobic mess of fairy tales.
Bill Clinton’s accusers
Potiphar’s wife
Delilah
Conservative women
Women who accuse Democratic candidates
Sarah Sanders
Any woman the left suddenly decides they don’t like anymore
Nikki Haley
Dana Loesch
Women the Democrats no longer have a political need to exploit
Melania Trump
Cersei Baratheon
Any woman who argues for pro-life causes
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My favorite part of that one was the last sentence–“The list is available online in a 587 MB PDF download, or a hard copy of the binders full of women can be purchased from Hillary Clinton’s official site.”
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ROFL I missed those! Didn’t read far enough down. Thanks for sharing. ::snort::
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