Leave It To Kimmel

This pile of rancid rat droppings can’t even allow a wonderful holiday like Thanksgiving to pass without taking a cheap shot at the president. Keep in mind he used to have a segment on his show called: “guess what’s in my pants.” So much for decorum.

Jimmy Kimmel Has Fifth Graders Perform ‘The First Trumpsgiving’ Play

Kimmel then welcomed the players onto the stage, allegedly from Mar-a-Lago Country Day School in Palm Beach, Florida. A narrator establishing the setting revealed that the first pilgrims (the Trump family) arrived on a “private yacht” named “The Mayflower.”
Prompting uproarious laughs from the audience, a little boy dressed in a pilgrim’s outfit with a red tie and blonde Trump-wig walked out onto the stage alongside a little girl playing Melania Trump. Immediately, this boy-Trump decided to build a real estate empire.

“We’re gonna put the golf course right here, and the hotel right here,” said the boy-Trump. “It’s going to be yuge!”

Clearly miffed by her husband’s arrogant portent, the girl-Melania simply placated the boy-Trump by uttering a “whatever you say, Donald.”

IT GETS EVEN MORE PATHETIC.

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  1. chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated

    This reminds me of a much smaller scale incident in which a grown-up (my much older brother) used a child (me) to mock politicians (local scandal). Like Acosta’s bad behavior, my brother’s stunt irritated enough people that the annual Halloween kid’s-in-costume city parade acquired some new rules. I remember being in the parade and being rewarded with a Snoopy doll for cooperating with my brother’s scheme. My mother explained it all to me when I was an adult.

    https://www.thecrimson.com/article/1959/10/16/cornell-editors-deny-gambling-connections-pan/

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