Bits & Bytes

WONDERFUL: Jingle Bells in the check-out line!

CARAVAN: Tijuana official: “We had to stop the Mexican people and the caravan from STONING one another.” No city can handle such a massive influx of migrants.

BUILD THE WALL: On Monday, the Supreme Court said it would not hear a challenge brought by environmental groups against the Trump administration concerning the construction of the border wall. The complaint alleged construction of the border wall would violate environmental laws and threaten endangered species. In 1996, President Clinton signed a law allowing the “the executive branch with authority to waive environmental laws if those laws impede construction of barriers and roads near the border.”

SECRET SERVICE: Democrat vs Republican protectees — Secret Service agents say that Republicans Ronald Reagan and George H. W. Bush treated them with respect and consideration, while Democrats Lyndon Johnson, Jimmy Carter, and others did the opposite. Al Gore told them he did not want to be bothered greeting them or seeing them. And Hillary Clinton, who continues to be protected by the Secret Service, is so nasty to her agents that they consider it a form of punishment to be assigned to her detail.

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#METOO: Pence is suddenly cool — According to the feminazis, it’s sexist for men (who are all rapists) to avoid putting themselves into situations where they could be falsely accused of sexual harassment. Consequently, many businessmen are opting to protect themselves by adopting Vice President Mike Pence’s rule of not dining alone with female colleagues. This just might not be good for the careers of said females. But hey, the guys didn’t start the whole “believe the woman without evidence” thing.

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MUELLER: Monday Updates — Journalist Paul Sperry released a report accusing Robert Mueller of withholding evidence from the court that would exonerate President Trump from the latest accusations of Russian collusion during the 2016 election. And conservative author Jerome Corsi filed a “criminal and ethics complaint” against Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s team, accusing investigators of trying to bully him into giving “false testimony” against President Trump.

IRELAND: Conscience Protection — About 300 doctors attended a meeting by the Irish College of General Practitioners EGM in Dublin to discuss the government’s plans to legalize abortions starting Jan. 1, 2019. Dozens of them walked out after complaining that leaders have been ramming through the pro-abortion legislation without consulting the medical community or giving it ample time to prepare. Many doctors also fear being forced to help abort unborn babies against their consciences. Dr. Andrew O’Regan, speaking for the GPs who walked out, said the meeting Sunday did nothing to address their concerns

PRAGER UNIVERSITY: General Chuck Wald –– Why Does America Spend So Much on Israel? With so much that must be done at home in the United States, why does America send so much of its resources to Israel? It’s a fair question, but according to U.S. Gen Chuck Wald, America doesn’t spend enough on Israel. Watch to understand why.

POPE FRANCIS: Pope Francis said that the Church had to be “demanding” in choosing candidates for the priesthood. “The question of homosexuality is a very serious one,” said the pontiff, adding that those responsible for training priests must make sure candidates are “humanly and emotionally mature” before they are ordained. “For this reason, the Church urges that persons with this rooted tendency not be accepted into ministry or consecrated life.”

BAKLAVA/BALAKAVA: Tomato Tomahto – Or not. LOL

DRY BAR COMEDY: Corey Rodrigues — Not a Real Man. Then there’s MY marriage, which is totally tool based. You want to make us happy, give us tools! When we got married, he had a 20 oz hammer, which is the hefty, he-man tool for jobs like … roofing houses. I had a 12 oz hammer, which is a very nice, lady-sized tool for jobs like … hanging pictures. So, he sees my hammer. And he LAUGHS at it. Then, he STEALS it. After that, he stole my little circular saw. He’s lucky to be alive.


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5 responses to “Bits & Bytes

  1. Yay, bits & bytes!

    The Cashiers’ Jingle Bells – that’s so great. Surprised this has been up since 2014 and has had only ~71K views, and only seven comments. Added to my Other People’s Videos Christmas playlist (even if Jingle Bells was originally a Thanksgiving song, nobody cares now).

    Of course, I can’t help but think about the grumpy old Scrooge standing there, bag of prunes in hand, thinking, I just wanted to get home! Or the woman who’s freaking out because her cashier just charged her seventeen times for that one pound of bacon.

    Also stole Caravan Chaos and Baklava for tonight’s OPV playlist. Already had the PragerU. Didn’t steal Rodregues because, gotta stop somewhere. 😀


    • chrissythehyphenated

      “the woman who’s freaking out because her cashier just charged her seventeen times for that one pound of bacon.” LOLOL I hadn’t thought of that LOLOLOL.

      “gotta stop” — IKWYM. I have a backlog of funny for upcoming Bits & Bytes. Mama Buzz went on a comedy YouTube binge and sent me links to the best ones.

      But this is SUPPOSED to be a super serial current events site and I ONLY put funnies at the end to lighten the mood so y’all don’t go kick the dog when you’re done reading. I can’t be posting tons of GOOFY, unserial stuff! I HAVE A REPUTATION! Or so I like to tell myself. 😉

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      • cth: “…this is SUPPOSED to be a super serial current events site…”

        Is THAT what this is? I’ve been trying to figure it out for so long!!

        “…put funnies at the end to lighten the mood so y’all don’t go kick the dog when you’re done reading…

        Maybe a little dark snark in the middle, but light at the end, yeah. It works.

        I guess that’s why they used to put the comics and features at the end of the last section of the paper… back when comics were readable… and newspapers had more than one section… and families still read them.


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