Are You People On Crack?

Almost 30 Percent Think Santa Claus Should Be Female Or Gender Neutral

We are not far from all the holiday traditions we grew up with being banned or hideously mutated because some clown suffers from a bad case of butthurt.

“Modern Santa” has tattoos, a stylishly-trimmed beard, skinny jeans, sneakers, and a hoverboard. He’s tech-savvy and looks like he could easily feature in GQ magazine.

A new survey found that over 27 percent of people asked would rebrand Santa Claus as a woman or gender-neutral.

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  1. chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated

    I’m reminded of that brief, but horrific period of Christmas history when aluminum Christmas trees were “in.”

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