2020

My latest update from the campaign trail.

DEMOCRAT CLIMATE TOWN HALL: Too funny! The ads CNN ran were 180 degrees out of sync with the far left climate hysteria the candidates spewed for seven straight hours.

I HOPE somebody makes a supercuts video of this LOL.

• https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2019/09/golden-corrals-juicy-endless-sirloin-the-commercials-cnn-ran-during-climate-change-town-hall-were-hilarious/

BIDEN: Joe Biden told “The Late Show” host Stephen Colbert Wednesday night that he would nominate his former ‘boss’ Barack Obama to the US Supreme Court.

I wonder if he’s asked his lazy former boss how he’d feel about getting stuck in a demanding job that ends only when you are too sick or too dead to continue?

After all, Barack told Joe NOT to run and has NOT endorsed him.

• https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2019/09/biden-hell-yes-i-would-appoint-barack-obama-to-the-supreme-court-video/

DEMOCRATS: “We can’t entrust our liberties to your dirty hands.” – Ann Coulter in “We Don’t Trust You” at Townhall – The whole article is worth your time.

• https://townhall.com/columnists/anncoulter/2019/09/04/we-dont-trust-you-n2552621

HOT AIR: A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat below. She shouts to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

The man consults his portable GPS and replies, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolls her eyes and says, “You must be a Republican!”

“I am,” replies the man. “How did you know?”

“Well,” answers the balloonist, “everything you tell me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’re not much help to me.”

The man smiles and responds, “You must be a Democrat.”

“I am,” replies the balloonist. “How did you know?”

“Well,” says the man, “You don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You’ve risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it’s my fault.”