My latest update from the campaign trail.

MEDIA BIAS: MSNBC sucks again and as usual [:56] – Hmmm … the way I remember it, Obama spiked the football for a long, Long, LONG time after bin Laden’s death.
MIDDLE CLASS: It’s not dying [4:57] – In fact, we’re doing really well. I can testify to that personally.
WHY SOCIALISM WILL DESTROY YOUR LIFE: [3:02].

BERNIE: Sanders was at the Brightmoor Food Pantry in Detroit to demonstrate that it was out of the bottled water that some residents are forced to buy because the city has shut off their water services for not paying the bill.
He, of course, blamed all of this on capitalism, because we All Know ::winkwink:: that Socialism ensures the 99% get an equal share of the pittance the elites don’t consume for themselves.
FAUXCAHONTAS: “Their property is our property” [9:44] – Hey, folks. Envy and covetousness are offenses before God Almighty.

HILDEBEAST: For the last several weeks, the chatter about a possible 3rd presidential campaign for Hillary Clinton has increased to a near fever pitch. The noise is so loud that is has Democratic Senators actually going on record to all but beg the failed 2016 Democratic nominee not to run.
- “She’s done a great service to our country and public service, and I supported her wholeheartedly, but I believe it’s time for another nominee,” said Senate Minority Whip Dick Durbin.
- “I don’t think it would be good for her,” said Montana Sen. Jon Tester. “She’s been through this war once. The Republicans have made a target out of her for 30 years and she’s still going to [be] that same target. I just think it would be tough.”
- “That would be a mistake,” said Sen. Martin Heinrich of New Mexico. Asked to expound, he repeated: “That would be a mistake.”
- “Absolutely not,” said Sen. Joe Manchin (D-W.Va.).
- “We have a lot of really fantastic candidates out there already. Let’s leave it at that,” said Hawaii Sen. Mazie Hirono.
- “The field is somewhat set,” added Sen. Doug Jones (D-Ala.), shaking his head when asked whether Clinton should reconsider. “I think we need to move forward.”
KAMALA: Call the wah-mulance [2:06] – She thinks her campaign problems boil down to the fact that she’s a woman of color. So how does she explain that even women and blacks don’t like her much?

TRUMP’S PRIMARY RESIDENCE: President Trump has changed his primary residence from New York to Florida.






