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JUDGE JEANINE: [8:37] – Update on the Iran situation from President Trump’s national security advisor.

KILLING SOLEIMANI: [3:20] – “Critics need to be awoken to reality: Tehran has been at war with us for 40 years; we have just refused to fight back.” – James Zumwalt

Read the rest at Soleimani’s Demise Could End Iran’s One-Way War with America by James Zumwalt

• https://www.breitbart.com/middle-east/2020/01/04/zumwalt-soleimanis-demise-could-end-irans-long-one-way-war-with-america/

KILLING SOLEIMANI: [3:28] – The following was posted at USA Life.

From a Friend via e-mail

Interesting Thought

“I work with a gentleman who came to the US from Iran in 1977 to attend college in Texas. After the revolution, he reluctantly decided not to return because, as a Christian, it would not bode well for him. He later married, raised his kids here & has been with our company for 30 years as our Chief Engineer.”

“He has many Iranian friends who immigrated to the US & still has friends & relatives in Iran. I asked him today for his take on the elimination of Soleimani. He said that he, his Iranian friends in the US &, in his opinion, most of the regular citizens of Iran are today celebrating the death of Soleimani. He said that in the recent protests in Iran by regular working people, over 1,000 were killed by forces that reported to Soleimani, many by snipers from rooftops during demonstrations. He said that the Iranian people have every much reason to hate Soleimani as Americans do.”

“When asked about Iranian retaliation for today’s events, his take on it was that Iran will make lots of noise for a week or two but not do anything meaningful in retaliation as they know Trump will not hesitate to escalate any retaliation. Interesting I thought.”

MEDIA MALPRACTICE: [6:10] – The Left is shameless.

IMPEACHMENT: Utah Sen. Mike Lee discusses what will happen after the Senate receives the articles of impeachment from the House. Lee is reportedly playing a critical behind-the-scenes role to get President Trump acquitted in his upcoming impeachment trial. Reports described the Republican as a quiet force in this effort and said he has emerged as a de facto leader in the case.

CALIFORNIA: The California State Assembly recently passed a law – ACR 99, as it’s officially called – which dictates that Christian pastors and others must affirm the religion of LGBTQ before their congregations, even when doing so violates their own beliefs and convictions.

• https://trueconservativepundit.com/2020/01/03/what-california-passes-legislation-ordering-pastors-to-support-the-lgbtq-agenda/

VIRGINIA: [2:26] – Virginian members of the NRA send Northam a message.

HUCKABEE: [5:32] – Yup.

GRAMMY NOTES: Dearest and I really liked this.

HILARIOUS: [:40] – When Owen and Ethan went to see their in Ontario, she met them dressed as a T-Rex. So when she came to visit them in Victoria, the boys met her at the airport dressed in their Halloween velociraptor costumes. Watch what happened.

TECH SUPPORT: Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed, Desperate

Dear Desperate, First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:\I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoringloudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.

Good Luck, Tech Support