2020

My latest update from the campaign trail.

TYPICAL AMERICANS: [1:00] – These are the people the coastal elite despise. Remember this before you decide who you want making up your laws.

SOTU: [3:35]What the Democrats refused to applaud.

DEMOCRATS: [2:56]They sat through statements of record low unemployment for their favorite demographics. They hate Trump and his booming economy way more than they care about you … or, indeed, about anyone, but themselves and their own wealth and power.

To her everlasting credit, Sen. Kristen Sinema (D-AZ) eschewed the lock-step white outfits in favor of patriotic blue AND stood and applauded over and over, while her fellow Democrats glared at her.

And on C-SPAN, multiple people called in to say, “I’ll never vote Democrat again.” One woman said her now former party representatives “looked like they hated our country.” Another said, “I am no longer a Democrat.” A man called and said, “What I saw tonight was appalling to me.. It was very disrespectful to this president. … I’m embarrassed being a God-danged Democrat.”

PETTYOSI: [:53]Judge Jeanine sounds off.

IOWA: Tucker Carlson on the disaster [7:13] – Booty Judge’s platform apparently is, “Elect me, because you weren’t one of the popular kids.

FAUXCAHONTAS: She rails about the evils of fossil fuels, then hops around the campaign trail on a private jet.

DeBLASIO: He dropped Charlotte the groundhog stand in. She died.

BERNIE: He admits he isn’t a nice person. For example, he never calls people for their birthday. Maybe there’s something to that thing Hillary said, about how nobody likes him.

2020 frank biden

CREEPY UNCLE JOE’S BROTHER: [2:57] – The Biden clan is full of rotten apples. More than 20 years ago, Joe’s brother, Frank Biden, now 66, was involved in a drunken, hit-and-run that killed the victim, a single father of two. Frank has never so much as apologized to the family.

And despite having earned hundreds of thousands of dollars from a series of positions that appear to have traded heavily on the family name, Frank has also not paid a dime of the $1 million the court ruled he owes the family. During the lawsuit, he never showed up to a single court date.

Frank describes himself as a senior adviser to his brother’s political action committee, and lives in Florida. He lost his driving privileges, but still drinks and continues to drive without a license.

2020 Babe SOTU by Terrell

SOTU: A friend says two of his relatives texted him about the SOTU, “Best speech EVER!! We’re switching to Republican!”

2020 AOC Berlin Wall

AOC: Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY), the lawmaker who wants to force taxpayers to pay off her college loans, posted on Instagram that President Trump “has started giving out cash to black Americans at his rallies.” She has no evidence, of course, which kinda reminds me of that whole impeachment thing.

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