Bits & Bytes

CHIEF TWIT: CLICK [1:33] to see an interview with one of the useless baggage people Musk fired. Hundreds more reportedly quit after Musk told them the new regime would include Terrible, Horrible, No Good changes to the Twitter work environment … like, you know, working. Also, no more free lunches or wine on tap.

As #RIPTwiter and #GoodbyeTwitter trended on the site, Musk tweeted, “And … we just hit another all-time high in Twitter usage lol.” CLICK [:12] to see what Elon found in a closet. Word has it that, the next day, he unveiled a new shirt that says, “#STAY@WORK.”

DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION: On Monday, this deputy director appointed under FAUXTUS tweeted that both fatphobia and democracy are built on white supremacy, and that maybe white gay men are more dominant white than marginalized gay. To the surprise of no one, Kristina Ishmael is a yuge fan of Ibram X Kendi, who wrote, “Europeans are simply a different breed of human… They are socialized to be aggressive people… They are raised to be racist.”

DIED SUDDENLY: CLICK [1:08:21] to watch a documentary about “unexplained” post-vaxxx deaths.

GEORGIA: The state’s Supreme Court has overturned a lower court ruling, reinstating the state’s ban on abortions after six weeks, which is roughly when a baby’s heartbeat can be detected.

ICE CUBE: The rapper and actor says he was dropped from Sony Pictures’ comedy “Oh Hell No” due to his refusal to get the ‘rona jab. The part would have earned him $9 million.

S&G: [1:32] – There’s a business in Louisiana that specializes in sending adults dressed as cartoon characters to twerk at your kids’ parties. I’m so old, I remember when the most those big furry Disney characters offered to do was give you a hug if Mom and Dad said it was okay.

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