Bits & Bytes

A GOD THING: On June 7, 2024, two teenaged swimmers were attacked by a shark off Rosemary Beach, Florida. Several brave men rushed into the huge amount of blood to beat off the shark and bring the girls to shore where they were met by two doctors and two trauma nurses who were vacationing at the same beach. The team quickly worked to stabilize the girls while beach patrol and first responders rushed to the scene. One of their co-workers said, “It had to be a God thing. All of those people being in the exact place where they were needed was a miracle.”

Lulu Gribbin’s friend, Lila, escaped with flesh wounds. Lulu (photo above) lost one of her hands and most of one leg. Lulu’s mom says Lulu continues to surprise her and her dad with her attitude, strength, humor, and understanding of what happened. When her twin sister, Ellie, said she was sad that Lulu wouldn’t play volleyball again, her grandma said, “That is ok because Lulu wanted to become a doctor and she doesn’t need volleyball to be a doctor.

ABORTION: A Gen Zer on TikTok posted a video in which she said, “I just heard about some people from my high school who like accidentally got pregnant and the girl has apparently decided to keep the baby! And my first thought is like, ‘What? I’m like our state is pro-choice, you can get rid of it!‘ And I said that to a mutual friend and she said, ‘yeah, but you can also choose to keep it’ … I don’t know if I’m pro-choice. I think I’m ‘pro a-lot-of-people-I-know-shouldn’t-be-parents-yet.’”

CALIFORNICATION: A Silver Lake council member named “Maebe A. Girl” has succeeded in getting “No U-Turn” signs removed from a gay neighborhood, because … you guessed it … they’re “homophobic.”

CENSORSHIP: A 20-year employee of a Youngstown, Ohio, news station has been fired for sharing the above meme on her personal (but “company-linked”) Facebook page. NBC forced her to apologize before canning her and issuing their own apology that stated, “We do not condone such actions.”

FAUXTUS: CLICK https://x.com/piersmorgan/status/1802388427968487844 [:42] to see the de facto president unfreeze the de jure president and lead him off the stage. And check out the big red arrows they put on the floor to show Dementia Joe where to go.

FEMALE ATHLETES: What she said.

GOVT PROPAGANDA: In 2022, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) used hundreds of thousands of taxpayer dollars to develop a “counter-disinformation” video game targeted at American children aged 6-9.

HAIL, MARY: Wow! I will definitely be putting more effort into those “heard a siren” Hail Marys!

SCOTUS: On Friday, the Supremes ruled 5-4 to remove one of the reasons illegals use to challenge deportation. As per usual, the vote was conservatives vs. liberals.

TERROR: On Sunday, House Intelligence Committee Chairman Mike Turner (R-Ohio) said, “We are at the highest level of a possible terrorist threat.” he also said it was “the administration’s policies” that got us here.

VOYAGER: This amazing piece of technology was launched by NASA on September 5, 1977 and is now more than 15 billion miles from Earth!

GRAMMY NOTES: Why, yes I did. It was in our basement. It was called “Release Time Religious Education.” We lived across the street from the elementary school, so my parents let the nuns use our play room for classes, because God forbid, a nun should set foot in a public school and talk about You Know Who.

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CLICK https://www.facebook.com/reel/1229215678064492 for a Father’s Day belly laugh!

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