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2024: The Donald has challenged FAUXTUS to another debate, but this time one without rules.

In other news, some of President Biden’s top donors have latched on to a “Star Wars” analogy aimed at keeping nervous supporters from defecting: President Biden is like Yoda — old and frail yet wise and influential — whereas Donald Trump is like Jabba the Hutt, a gluttonous and powerful gangster.

Meanwhile, CNN reports that top Dems are quietly moving to replace Yoda with Jar Jar Binks. CLICK https://x.com/Chadwick_Moore/status/1808287249064177666 [4:00] to hear the woman they call “the one path out of this mess.” The Daily Mail reports that Jill is furious.

FAUXTUS: CLICK https://x.com/DebyanneS/status/1809206631408029947 [:07] to see “Yoda” make his official Fourth of July appearance … with a glob of something or other on his suit coat.

Not The Bee has the lowlights from ABCs “stick a finger in the dike” interview with Biden, who did his “goodest job“! S’funny how he totally refuses to take a cognitive fitness test despite the fact that this is the voters’ biggest concern.

J6ers WERE RIGHT: CLICK https://x.com/alx/status/1809311140301652036 [:12] to hear him say “I’m going to beat Donald Trump again in 2020.”

KAMALA’S SPEECH WRITER: [3:33] – “I like writing words. I write good words.” Yup.

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