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2024: Election denying is cool again.

ATTORNEY GENERAL: Trump has chosen Matt Gaetz for this post saying he “will end Weaponized Government, protect our Borders, dismantle Criminal Organizations and restore Americans’ badly-shattered Faith and Confidence in the Justice Department.” I hope the man has a good b.s. detector, cuz Justice seems to be riddled with woke progs who need to be pink slipped outta there.

House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) said Gaetz resigned his seat early so it can be filled as soon as possible.

DOGE: “The three-letter agencies are so fat that they can hardly even move. DOGE is a torpedo that’s about to blow them out of the water.” – Commodore Vanderbilt at Not the Bee

FEMA: That former FEMA supervisor who told her people to ignore hurricane-stricken homes in Florida if there were any Trump signs or flags says lots of her colleagues did the same thing. And an anonymous FEMA official told The New York Post that the agency has not only been skipping Trump-supporting houses, but also avoiding “white or conservative-dominated” disaster zones altogether for years. Hmm … so it wasn’t our imagination after all. Chalk up another win for the conspiracy theorists!

LAWFARE: What a coinkidink! The special counsel behind two of the federal lawfare prosecutions against Donald Trump will be wrapping up his work and stepping down right before Trump takes office in January.

NATIONAL INTELLIGENCE: “Misogynist in Chief” Trump has chosen Tulsi Gabbard, former Democrat and prez wannabe, to clean out the swamp in our intelligence community. I’m delighted to learn she is a Lieutenant Colonel in her state’s National Guard. If she’s half the woman my LTC offspring is, the scum dwellers better get busy polishing off their resumés.

P-NUT: He didn’t have rabies. Neither did Fred. And, you’ll never guess what … oh wait, of course you will. They were not euthanized because P-Nut bit somebody. They were slated for death a full seven days before they were taken from their home for … get this … a lack of documentation.

PENNSYLVANIA: “Sam Danson” has a Facebook page on which he calls Trump-voting Pennsylvanians sexists, racists, rapists, bigots, Nazis, bad parents, and fake Christians. After the election, he posted an upside down American flag, called Donald Trump a “domestic enemy” and his supporters “enemies in your towns,” and encouraged active military servicemen to refuse Trump’s orders as Commander in Chief. As soon as Libs of TikTok outed him as being Joey Maluchnik, Superintendent of Wilkinsburg schools, “Sam Danson” disappeared from Facebook.

SENATE: Senate Republicans have selected Sen. John Thune of South Dakota as their leader for the 119th Congress. He’s only got a 62% conservative voting record, which has got Trumper panties in a bunch. One can’t help wondering if his agenda is to roadblock Trump reforms. However, one could hope that anyone Harry Reid hated that much can’t be too bad.


STATE: That “disgusting racist”, Donald Trump, has nominated Marco Rubio for Secretary of State. If he is confirmed by the Senate, he will become the nation’s first Latino to serve in that position.

TEXAS: The Texas salon owner who was thrown in jail for defying COVID lockdown orders has claimed 75% of the vote for a seat in the Texas state House of Representatives. Shelley Luther ran on a platform that emphasized border security, honest elections, stopping the sexualization of children, securing the electricity grid, abolishing property taxes, and ending federal overreach in areas such as vaccine mandates.

TRANSITION: It is traditional for the lame duck to have a little sit-down with the incoming POTUS during which they make nice and shake hands for the camera. Trump’s first and second such visits could not have been more different. Besides the mens’ attitudes toward one another, there were also the ties (ash gray for Obama, dark red for Biden) and fireplace (cold for Obama, roaring fire for Biden).

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