‘Twas the night before Christmas

CALIFORNICATION: In November, nearly 70% of California voters voted in favor of Proposition 36, which undid stupid stuff voters approved in 2014. The law took effect this month. CLICK https://rumble.com/v627aw8-its-a-felony-shoplifting-suspects-discuss-new-california-law-after-being-ca.html?e9s=src_v1_upp to see three young ladies casually go shoplifting at three stores, then express shock and dismay over the fact that what has been okay for the last ten years, is now a felony.

DEBT: Sen. Rand Paul has issued his tenth annual Festivus Report on Government Waste. Items featured include:

  1. $892 billion for the interest on our national debt.
  2. The Navy wants to spend $90 billion to build more versions of a failed ship design.
  3. $15.5 billion to push Americans toward electric vehicles they don’t want.
  4. $10 billion spent on maintaining, leasing, and furnishing almost entirely empty buildings.
  5. $700 million to help a failed trucking company delay bankruptcy.
  6. $20 million to promote fertilizer use in Pakistan, Vietnam, Colombia, and Brazil.
  7. $20 million on “Ahlan Simsim”, a new Sesame Street show in Iraq.
  8. $15 million to make the IRS more powerful.
  9. $12.4 million to torture cats. [See “Where’s PETA?!” below.]
  10. $12 million to build a Pickleball Complex in Las Vegas.
  11. $4.8 million went to social media influencers in the U.S. and abroad.
  12. $3 Million for ‘Girl-Centered Climate Action’ in Brazil.
  13. $2.24 million to find out if cats can contract and transmit COVID-19.
  14. $2.1 million for border security in Paraguay.
  15. $2 million to study kids looking at Facebook ads about food.
  16. $873,584 to teach Jordanian film-makers how to do a better job.
  17. $720,479 on wetland conservation projects for ducks in Mexico.
  18. $500,000 to expand our Ethiopian embassy’s public relations campaign.
  19. $419,470 to determine that lonely rats seek cocaine more than happy rats.
  20. $365,000 to promote circuses in city parks.
  21. $345,434 to encourage kids to play soccer instead of build bombs.
  22. $330,000 to fund censorship of non-liberal and conservative media.
  23. $288,563 to ensure bird watching groups are diverse.
  24. $253,653 to Bosnia to fight “misinformation.”
  25. $123,066 to teach Kyrgyzstan youth how to go viral.
  26. $108,272 to upgrade a non-functioning hotel in the Caribbean.
  27. $32,596.12 to enhance Olympic breakdancing workshops and performances in Nigeria.
  28. $10,000 to the Bearded Ladies Cabaret for a show ice skates focused on climate change.

GREENLAND: If Trump gets his way, the U.S. will be buying a yuge chunk of land. On Sunday, he said that U.S. control and ownership of Greenland is “an absolute necessity” for “national security and freedom throughout the world.”

On Monday, Greenland Prime Minister Mute Egede replied, “Greenland is ours. We are not for sale and will never be for sale. We must not lose our long struggle for freedom.”

Greenland is part of the Kingdom of Denmark but has wide-ranging autonomy. The United States has made previous offers to purchase Greenland, first in 1867 and again in 1946. I wouldn’t put money on this third bid failing, cuz, you know, Trump.

PARTY OF HYPOCRISY: CLICK https://rumble.com/v61wmrh-kamala-campaign-mega-fundraiser-calls-it-quits-like-leaving-a-cult.html?e9s=src_v1_upp [3:13] to see DNC National Finance Committee member Lindy Li explain why she has left the “shrinking tent” party. This is not an official #WalkAway video, but it could be.

She says, “They pretend to be so loving and caring and embracing of diversity but all of a sudden, when I dare to utter any criticisms of the goddess Kamala Harris, I get ostracized. Me, after having raised tens of millions of dollars for the party. … [L]eaving the Democratic Party or even questioning the Democratic Party is like leaving a cult. It’s terrifying. I don’t want to be a part of this craziness anymore.”

WHERE’S PETA?!: The White Coat Waste reports that the NIH has been using our money to finance the torture of cats, supposedly in the name of essential scientific progress.

In 2024, our National Institutes of Health (NIH) spent $1.5 million on a study at the University of Pittsburgh that could potentially aid in the treatment of conditions like vertigo or helping us understand the effects of space travel on the human body. Four to six month old kittens are first tied down for hours or weeks until they stop resisting restraints. Then they have parts of their brains severed or removed, so they are still alive but devoid of any cognitive function. Some have holes drilled into their skulls to allow their sociopathic tormenters to lock their heads into place. Then, they are strapped to a hydraulic table that tilts and spins them in all directions for 8 to 12 hours or longer, all in a gruesome effort to induce severe motion sickness. Their eyes are subjected to bright, flashing lights and, if they fail to vomit, researchers inject copper sulfate directly into their stomachs.

Also in 2024, the Department of Defense (DOD) gave the sons and daughters of Josef Mengele at U Pitt to slice open the backs of male cats and insert electrodes into their spinal cords so they could shock them for up to ten minutes to stimulate penile erections. Then, they severed their spinal cords to paralyze their lower bodies and continued the shocks for another 10 minutes. In another experiment, the so-called scientists at Pitt shoved marbles up cat rectums, attached electrodes to their spinal cords, and shocked them until they pooped out the marbles. One particularly unfortunate cat had to endure 11 minutes of relentless shocks just to expel four marbles. The report includes close ups of the marbles as they emerged from the cats’ anuses. All in the name of “national security.”

SHORTS:

After all of the above, you need to CLICK https://www.facebook.com/reel/571209755624047 for a much-needed feel good video.

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  1. Four to six month old kittens are first tied down …

    It’s rare I have to just skip some of Bits & Bytes reports, but this one, well, I just had to go pet our little ol’ black kitty instead.

    The cat eating to cheer her owner up was sweet.

    Merry Christmas, chrissy, to you & your family and the PoliNation population.

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    • chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated

      IKWYM. Sometimes I can’t bring myself report to report on things that are important enough that I think I should. My kitty owning years are a long time ago, allergies having put the kibosh on that pleasure. It probably helped me wade through the horror.

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