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by | May 19, 2017 · 8:46 am

Ferocious Kitties

Breakfast with my beloved uncles this morning, one of the few things I look forward to every week. I’ll likely post when I return. For now, I found this in the UK Telegraph Online. Proud owners sent in photos of their cute but oh-so-ferocious kittens. Just a little fun ahead of weekend-long rainstorms.

They’ve got cat-itude! Pet owners share hilarious photos of their tiny but ferocious kittens
Kittens can be soft and cuddly but they definitely aren’t always very cute
These pictures, compiled by Bored Panda, show kittens with a bad attitude
The furry felines snarl their teeth, stare out the camera and throw a tantrum

KINDA REMINDS ME OF MY WIFE WHEN SHE FIRST WAKES UP

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by | May 14, 2017 · 9:28 pm

Lose weight — guaranteed!

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by | May 14, 2017 · 12:33 pm

In Praise of Mothers

Mothers Day…traditionally the single busiest day in the restaurant business. The special day everyone honors the woman who gave them life. Unless you’re a classless slug you treat her special every day. She’s the one who nursed you when you came into this world. The breastfeeding should really stop before you’re 12. She cleans your bottom and dries your tears when you hurt. She leaves the spanking to dad when she wants you to really hurt. My kids used to steal money off my dresser and dig between the couch cushions for change and put their ill-gotten booty in a jar. On Mother’s Day they’d bring the jar to me and want folding money so they could buy mama a present…with my cash. Father’s Day? Meh…who cares. All he did was sacrifice his health to provide for you. At least, back when there WERE fathers and not (oh, this phrase is so obscene I don’t ever use it) baby daddy. That’s when two sets of hormones meet in a bar, two hours later they’re having sex. The guy puts a notch in his bedpost and moves on to his next conquest. The woman has the baby and gets welfare because the sperm donor is long gone. She didn’t even catch his name or the other men she bore kids by.

So I thought I’d post a few images pertinent to women and the daily struggles they face.
We love you all.


It’s a lot of pictures, I know. But you’re worth it.

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by | May 11, 2017 · 6:20 am

Cat Crazies

Not much has changed since yesterday. Democrats still acting like wildebeests high on locoweed, frothing over Comey getting his walking papers. Same old stuff. This is an homage to our resident cat expert, Bluebird, and all the erstwhile critter lovers. If anything happens today, I may post some of it. Maybe not.

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by | May 10, 2017 · 10:21 am

Baby Toons

BABY more time to sleep

BABY tired mom

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by | May 6, 2017 · 10:26 am

Checking in with Los Feliz

Los Feliz Daycare (motto: “We do not accept immunized children”) is an ultra-progressive child care center in an unspecified affluent neighborhood on the left coast. Some recent tweets:

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by | May 6, 2017 · 1:19 am

Sustainable Energy Device

CAT Solar powered rodent control system - from KK

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by | May 2, 2017 · 4:31 pm

Trump hopes to send Democrats to Mars by end of first term

From The Barbed Wire.

WASHINGTON – Speaking today to an astronaut on the International Space Station, President Trump announced that he would like to send Democrats and members of the media to Mars by the end of his first term in office. When asked which Democrats he was referring to, the president said, “ALL of them.”

“They call themselves progressives, but nothing is holding this country back more than Democrats,” Trump told the astronaut. “Mars seems like a great place where they can go and live without the existence of constant racism, sexism, gender identity issues, and Islamophobia. Obama can be their king, and Hillary or Michelle can be their queen.

“It may or may not turn out to be utopia for them there, but it sure as hell would make life a lot better for the rest of us here. That, I can tell you. And NASA tells me that, ‘In space, no one can hear you bitch, moan, or blame the Russians.’ I know we could all use a break from that.”

Trump is proposing one-way tickets for journeys to the Red Planet. He also said Mars would provide Democrats with their ultimate safe space – literally, in space.

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by | April 28, 2017 · 8:09 am

Gone Fishin’

Cold, cloudy, chance of rain…. meh.
They say a bad day fishing is better than a good day working. I wouldn’t know…I’ve never had a bad day fishing.

added by bluebird of bitterness:

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by | April 26, 2017 · 3:34 pm

Stilton Speaks

Stilton has two pieces up about Trump’s first 100 day and the press coverage thereof.  So go read the text that goes with these toons. You know you want to!

2017_04 26 Stilton - Border wall

2017_04 26 Stilton - Cerberus

http://stiltonsplace.blogspot.com/2017/04/wall-grins.html

2017_04 26 Stilton - 93 days

The one linked below includes a pdf of Stilton’s toons from Obama’s First 100 Daze, including this gem:

2009 Stilton - Matthew's Obama's Baby

I can’t stop giggling about this paragraph:

“As you’ll recall unless you drink as much as we do, Barack Obama spent the entirety of his first 100 days being fellated by the press, bowing to foreign potentates, making a famous “apology tour” to explain to foreigners how much our nation has always sucked, labeling military veterans as “potential terrorists,” incinerating taxpayer dollars with preposterous “stimulus programs” that only stimulated ACORN and other liberal evildoers and, most importantly, did all of these things while simultaneously being historically black. In stark contrast, Donald Trump has actually tried to accomplish things while being orange. But how has he fared?”

http://stiltonsplace.blogspot.com/2017/04/the-first-100-daze.html

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