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by | December 16, 2025 · 5:50 am

Seventeenth Day of Advent

DAILY PRAYER: Dear Lord, May the peace that only comes from You reign in our hearts and minds. Let us be channels of that peace to those who do not yet know You. In Jesus’ Name, we pray. Amen.

BORDER: CLICK https://rumble.com/v72xxu4-woah-somali-refugee-goes-on-fox-news-to-expose-everything-about-somali-frau.html [3:19] to hear a Somalian immigrant say the quiet parts out loud.

CLICK https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-kix99ferQI [1:09] to hear a legal immigrant’s take. Note: Coarse language.

BROWN U SHOOTING: On Saturday afternoon, a still-unidentified gunman barged into the Barus & Holley building at the campus in Providence, Rhode Island, and started shooting. Two students are dead; nine more are injured. CLICK https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kVozzSRhQWg [1:00] to see video a student took.

CHARLIE KIRK: CLICK https://www.facebook.com/reel/1305495307882528 to hear him say how kindness fit into his message.

DOWN UNDER: On Sunday, two Islamic migrants – a father and son – attacked a Jewish beach party celebrating the start of Hanukkah. At least 15 are dead. On Tuesday, Australian authorities said the two had packed their vehicle with improvised explosive devices and homemade ISIS flags.

CLICK https://x.com/CollinRugg/status/2000332039133041143 [1:33] to hear a first person account by one of the Jews at the party.

Now CLICK https://x.com/CultureWar2020/status/2000240311004778726 [1:15] for footage of one of the gunmen and see what the gentleman in the previous clip meant about “leisurely.”

And finally, CLICK https://x.com/bennyjohnson/status/2000557964541972801 [:25] to hear the Prime Minister blame “right wing extremism.”

HOLIDAY SHOPPING: A sweet little gift for your favorite millennial.

HOLLYWOOD: Rob Reiner and his wife Michele were found stabbed to death in their Brentwood home Sunday afternoon around 3:30 p.m. Their 32-year-old son, Nick, has been charged and is being held without bail.

HYPOCRISY: AOC’s professional persona as a socialist woman of the people took a giant hit when her campaign filings revealed she spent nearly $50,000 on a trip to Puerto Rico in August. While there, she visited a housing development to rail against gentrification; the rest of the time, she was enjoying 5-star luxury that she billed as “campaign” expenses.

Former White House press secretary, Sean Spicer, said, “These people … love to tell everyone what they should do about their carbon footprint, and then they fly private. They love to talk about the excesses of the rich and then they benefit from it, they trade stocks, they get rich in Congress. … The hypocrisy knows no bounds.”

LEFTIES: CLICK https://x.com/RealDonKeith/status/1999473878431859195 [2:12] to hear a “very revealing” conversation.

MILITARY: On Saturday, an ISIS gunman killed two U.S. Army soldiers and one U.S. interpreter interpreter in Syria. Three others were injured. Chief Pentagon spokesperson Sean Parnell said our soldiers were there “in support of ongoing counter-ISIS/counter-terrorism operations in the region.” Trump has promised “very serious retaliation.”

PRAYER for OUR NATION: Dear Lord, Help us to seek the common good, working together to build a society that reflects Your love and justice. In Jesus’ Name, we pray. Amen.

SCAMMERS: [1:39] – If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

SECRET SANTA: [5:01] – Amazing young woman. Love the t-shirt … and the look on her face. ❤

SHORTS:

CLICK https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OmkpUzxQr88 to learn the source of The Smell.

CLICK https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tvi6GReOWUk to hear about the GOOD dogs of the week. Stay tuned to the end so you don’t miss the unlikely, but adorable “Farm Dog of the Year.”

CLICK https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HfzWKef7e1A for a bonus, cuz Spy is the Best Dog!

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by | July 19, 2025 · 6:31 am

Bits & Bytes

DAILY PRAYER: Dear Lord, Thank You for granting us the privilege of praying for those who persecute us. In Jesus’ Name, we pray. Amen.

COLBERT CANCELED: The same night Colbert announced the cancellation, his lead guest was Sen. Adam Schiff [D-CA]. Right after the show, Schiff tweeted, “Just finished taping with Stephen Colbert who announced his show was cancelled. If Paramount and CBS ended the Late Show for political reasons, the public deserves to know. And deserves better.”

Political? Adam, baby, CBS’s decision was all about the money, honey. Here are the facts. CBS has to pay Trump $16 million for fraudulently trying (and failing) to make Kamala look like less of a doofus. CBS has been paying Colbert about $15 million per year, which he was worth as long as his left-wing political shtick was bringing in the viewers. But now Fox News is getting better ratings while paying Greg Gutfeld half as much for not only doing his right-wing comedy shtick on their late night show, but also providing his political commentary on Fox at Five.

2025 second quarter viewer averages for late night comedy shows:

  1. Fox News’ Gutfeld = 3.29 million (238,000 in 18-49)
  2. CBS’ Late Night with Stephen Colbert = 2.42 million (220,000 in 18-49)
  3. ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel Live! = 1.77 million (219,000 in 18-49)
  4. NBC’s The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon = 1.19 million(157,000 in 18-49)

ABC pays Jimmy Kimmel $15 million per year, while NBC pays Jimmy Fallon $16 million. I wonder how long before those two also get their pink slips …

EVERYDAY HEROES: On a Virgin Atlantic flight from New York to London, an 88-year-old retired nurse named Violet was quietly chatting with a young man named Jack at the boarding gate. She told him she had spent her life caring for others and had always dreamed of flying first class, just once.

Jack nodded, smiled, and said little. But before boarding, he quietly approached the crew and asked if he could trade his first-class seat for Violet’s economy seat. He wanted no credit or attention, so while Violet leaned back in a plush seat, sipping champagne at 35,000 feet, Jack sat in economy.

It wasn’t until the end of the flight that Violet learned what had happened. She was stunned. “I just want a picture,” she said, “so I can show my daughter I finally did it.”

FAFO: Leftists worried the massive settlement CBS paid Trump would have a chilling effect on journalism. Apparently, the Wall Street Journal didn’t get the memo.

RAAACISM: On Monday’s CNN NewsNight, Brad Polumbo said that calling Trump’s immigration agenda a “reign of terror” was “hyperbolic.” Ana Novarro basically told him to shut up. “It might be hyperbolic for you as a White man… It’s certainly not hyperbolic for me as a Latino.” Palumbo pointed out that for her “to dismiss my opinion for being a White man, is racist.”

VAX SCENE: Feel free to skip this. I only got through 5 minutes before I could no longer control my gag reflex. [10:49] – One of Stephen Colbert’s unfunny “comedy” attempts was a series of musical odes to the ‘rona jab. Yes, a series. I mean … what’s not funny about you “can, can, can” get your shot? /sarc But hey, you know what is funny? The fact that this mega-cringe compilation is posted at The Late Show with Stephen Colbert’s official YouTube channel. I mean, talk about self-owns.

GRAMMY NOTES: My father’s name was Bob; his kids called him Pop. His grands called him Bop. It suited him to a tee.

SHORTS:

CLICK https://www.youtube.com/shorts/t3iz9o5m7Ng to see a bat swim.

CLICK https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cs8Nz1cmUD4 for a giggle.

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by | March 15, 2025 · 11:13 am

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DAILY PRAYER: Dear Lord, We ask You today to grant us the graces we need to reject hate in all forms. Open our hearts to forgive those who trespass against us lest we in turn lose our own salvation. We pray in Jesus’ Name. Amen.

AMERICAN HEART ASSOCIATION: Guess who opposes a Texas bill that would restrict using SNAP benefits to purchase sugary drinks and processed snacks? Guess who has a history of receiving funding from major food companies like PepsiCo and Coca-Cola?

GREENLAND: Four of the five main parties on the recent ballot favor independence from Denmark. Two of them just won first and second place. Greenland, whose population is approximately 57,000 people, currently operates as a semi-autonomous territory of the Kingdom of Denmark.

WE ARE NOT LIKE THEM: When they show you who they are, believe them. – CLICK https://x.com/DefiantLs/status/1900913901350309921 [:48] to hear one of the joyful and tolerant members of the hard left express her deepest desire.

CLICK https://x.com/unlimited_ls/status/1900605592408125531 [1:16] to hear a selection the answering machine of Sen. Tom Tillis (R-NC).

CLICK https://x.com/bonchieredstate/status/1900226292827451437 [1:07] to hear a man dressed as a women make his case for total domination by the patriarchy as his liberal white followers make like bobble-heads.

CLICK https://www.facebook.com/watch?v=651998580672653 [4:14] to hear a wonderful rant by Rep. Byron Daniels (R-FL-19) on Biden’s open border.

CLICK https://www.facebook.com/watch?v=583027238114052 [4:23] to hear an unidentified member of Congress give his Democrat colleagues a reality check.

CLICK https://x.com/DefiantLs/status/1900918443651616937 [1:15] to hear an LA resident (actress?) put the blame where it belongs.

SHORTS:

CLICK https://www.youtube.com/shorts/n_Yec2AxlZo and say yes to art for fun’s sake.

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