Things That Panic Progressives

#ThingsThatPanicProgressives

• The idea that somewhere, somehow, someone is making a decision for themselves.
• The possibility that Capitalism actually did make America the richest most powerful nation on Earth.
• Characters on BBC exposing MAJOR flaws in their National Health Service.
• Unapproved questions at presidential pressers.
• People finding out Republicans ended slavery; Democrats started the KKK.
• Unplanned babies who are welcomed into the world.
• Ultrasound.
• 2014 Midterm Elections.
• Balanced budgets and logical thinking.
• Black Conservatives and straight white men.
• Women who think with their lady smarts, rather than their lady parts.
• Math.
• Facts in general.
• Conservatives who learned how to Alinsky them back.
• Any person, place or value admired by Conservatives.
• Printing the party affiliation of all indicted politicians.
• Lower unemployment rates in Red and Right-to-Work States.
• Republican/Conservative Actors.
• Honest news.
• Accurate history.
• That Constitution thingy.
• A Supreme Court that ISN’T packed with Progressive judges.
• The North and South Poles are still frozen.
• Finding out that Lincoln was a Republican.
• Being asked to place a “This is a gun-free household” sign on their front lawn.
• Considering the possibility they sound like morons still blaming Bush.
• The success of Fox News and Conservative Talk Radio.
• The success of the Tea Party.
• The failure of Occupy.
• Traditional families.
• Heavy winter storms on days when the checks come.
• Realizing Conservatives are much nicer than Liberals.
• Happy people.
• This guy: