Empty Chair, Empty Podium

Tweet from WH Press Corps: No sign of Jay Carney – now 53 minutes late for his presser

• Tweet – Oh where, oh where has our little Jay gone? Oh where, oh where can he be?
• Tweet – Carney needed his Maylox/Pepto/Midol cocktail
• Tweet – Crying in the hallways of the White House.
• Tweet – Puking up breakfast on the Oval Office rug.
• Tweet – Hiding under his desk with office door locked and binky in his mouth.
• Tweet – Has anyone checked under the podium?

Every superhero has to have a sidekick. Captain Zero has Clown Carney.

The post-scandal hamster will now answer all your questions

Source:

http://twitchy.com/2013/05/15/mockery-gold-empty-chair-becomes-empty-podium-where-in-the-world-is-jay-carney-pics/