Posted by Pistol Pete
It’s been a tough week.Finding good news has been harder than trying to find your chewing gum on the floor of the henhouse.
Seems the CIA had a number of operatives on the ground in Benghazi and now they’re trying to hide them to keep them from testifying.Barry is also using the excuse of Russia granting Snowden asylum to duck a meeting with Putin.Understand this….Putin is a real thug.The genuine article.From the first time he saw Bozo he knew he was a bladder full of gas and a hatful of air.Barry never wants to be seen as leading on anything he can be pinned down to.That’s how he survives…by not looking like he had anything to do with the shit he’s perpetrated.
Enough of depressing stuff.It’ll keep for awhile.
PLUGHEAD THINKS HE’S RUNNING FOR PREEZY IN 2016.JUGHEAD WILL HAVE TO HOLD HIS HAND AND LET HIM DOWN GENTLY AS ONLY ONE MAN CAN TO ANOTHER.
(I just threw up a little)
THE NETWORK WHERE WANNA-BES AND NEVER -WERES TOIL IN OBSCURITY,COMFORTED ONLY BY THE FACT THAT EVERYONE AROUND THEM IS EVERY BIT AS STUPID AS THEY ARE
polination.blog 
Must have GSOH (that’s Genetic Sense Of Humour): Men who can make women laugh ‘are naturally more attractive’
DW has always maintained that one of the things about me that attracted her most was my ability to make her laugh.I still can….every time I take off my clothes.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2378721/Must-GSOH-Scientists-discover-women-attracted-men-make-laugh-genetic-level.html
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Dog Eats Paralyzed Man’s Testicle As He Sleeps
Bad doggie…bad,bad doggie
http://atlanta.cbslocal.com/2013/07/30/dog-eats-paralyzed-mans-testicle-as-he-sleeps/
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IS THIS COOL,OR WHAT?
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Wow, what a lucky kitty — to have a human being who would go to that much work just for her amusement! Great video!
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Just analyzing this as a video … well done! The music really sells it! This was obviously very carefully scripted … the pauses where the tipping stopped and with the color variations so we could see the falling clearly all the way around, the funny little text bubbles in the middle when we might have begun to feel like “yeah, so?” and then at the end with the camera that was place above to turn it all backwards for the finale. Nice work. Gotta send this to my film geek dds.
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America’s most active death penalty state, Texas, is running out of its execution drug
This is Texas….just go out to the road,flag down the first pickup you see and ask to borrow one of the rifles off their gun rack for a few minutes.Problem solved.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2382750/Americas-active-death-penalty-state-Texas-running-execution-drug.html
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Couple born same day, wedded 75 yrs, die day apart
Sometimes there are things that are meant to last a lifetime.
http://bostonherald.com/news_opinion/offbeat_news/2013/07/couple_born_same_day_wedded_75_yrs_die_day_apart
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Autistic boy, 8, who was forced to stop selling lemonade for charity because of neighbor’s complaints gets his own RESTAURANT to sell in
Any assclown who complains about an 8 year old selling lemonade should contract a disease that make his penis fall off.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2380628/Autisic-boy-8-forced-stop-selling-lemonade-charity-neighbors-complaints-gets-RESTAURANT-sell-in.html
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Darwin has a way of taking these out of the gene pool
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Does Obamacare cover stuff like that?
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A woman dropped off her $125,000 black Bentley GTC — a birthday present from her mother — at a car wash in Manchester, England, leaving it in the hands of a man she assumed was an employee. He was not. He was actually a car thief, and was so excited at scoring the valuable prize that he crashed it into a wall.
YOU LOOKIN’ AT ME!? I SAID, ARE YOU LOOKIN’ AT ME?!!! … A stork with three young babies has been terrorizing the town of Bergholz, Germany, attacking parked cars, because she sees her reflection in the windows and thinks it is a rival bird.
AND FUTURE FAMILY GATHERINGS WILL BE PRETTY TENSE … Two young women and a young man in Kristiansand, Norway, faked a kidnapping to get money from one of their families. Police quickly saw through this, located them, and arrested them all.
THIS WILL NOT HELP YOUR CASE AT ALL, SIR … Police said that a man they arrested for drunken driving in Houma, La., told the officers he had “so many drinks that he could not remember how many.” He also said he could not remember the name of the bar where he had been drinking.
NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL EVIDENCE … A gang member was convicted of murder in Los Angeles. He had a tattoo of the scene of the crime on his chest.
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DATELINE:MILWAUKEE,WISCONSIN
Ready! Set! Tax-free shopping!
The state published a list of items that are included in the term “clothing” and are therefore exempt from tax during the sales tax holiday period, provided their sale price is $100 or less per item. This list, which includes lingerie, corsets and garter belts is not all-inclusive. Other items meeting the definition of clothing may be purchased exempt of the tax.
http://wtvr.com/2013/08/01/ready-set-tax-free-shopping/
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Woman’s four-and-a-half-foot afro is the world’s largest… and takes her two days to wash
Beware the sheepdog sleeping on this woman’s head.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2382494/Aevin-Dugas-Woman-world-s-biggest-natural-afro.html
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I read about the Guinness longest hair lady … it took her entire family to wash, dry, comb it out and rebraid it once a week. I’ve often wondered what possesses people to waste such a lot of their lives on such ridiculous stuff.
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How on earth can it possibly take someone two days to wash her hair? Lots of women have hair as long as hers, and it doesn’t take any of them that long to wash it. Hell, mine used to be almost as long as hers, and it never took me more than five minutes to wash it — a minute to shampoo, a minute to rinse, a minute to condition, a minute to rinse again, a minute to comb it out afterward, and I was done.
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I don’t get it, either. I know I’ve seen pictures of women with bigger ‘froes than that. And lots of women have hair that long. Now, if she was having her hair braided like Sheila Jackson Lee in that recent picture, THEN I could believe it took ten people 2 days to do it.
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Braiding, yes. That can take hours and hours, depending on how small you make the braids. But washing?
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It doesnt make any sense. When I was little, I let my hair grow until it was almost knee-length. I went through a ton of shampoo and conditioner, and needed help to braid it every day, but it didn’t take much longer to wash it than it does now at shoulder-length.
The black ladies I know have never complained about their hair being difficult to wash, and we have had lots of conversations about the differences between black and white hair care. It has always been my understanding that what comes AFTER the washing (prep, braids, weaves, lacefronts) is the labor-intensive part. Is this lady with the huge afro just a procrastinator, maybe?
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KLEENEX ALERT!!!
Dying 2-year-old son to be Pa. couple’s best man
http://www.breitbart.com/system/wire/DA7T87B00
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It’s About Time Walmart Waged An Ad Campaign Like This One
http://www.forbes.com/sites/dalebuss/2013/05/14/its-about-time-walmart-waged-an-ad-campaign-like-this-one/
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Good. I’m sick of the stupid stereotypes. When his doc wrote his first heart med scrip, he wrote in a name brand that cost more than $100. Dh checked Walmart for generics ($8) and had doc rewrite the scrip.
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Think you know your cat? Think again: New video demystifies feline body language – and reveals they probably DON’T want their tummy stroked
You probably got up this morning and thought:Lawdy,where,oh where,can I find out about feline body language today?Let not your heart be troubled…I got it covered
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2382007/Think-know-cat-Think-New-video-demystifies-feline-body-language–reveals-probably-DONT-want-tummy-stroked.html
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SHOWTIME! … A young couple got drunk then engaged in sexual relations in their hotel room in Myrtle Beach, S.C. Normally, this wouldn’t be a problem, but they ran afoul of the law because their room was at street level, and they did it with the curtains open.
I DON’T THINK WE’RE COMMUNICATING LIKE WE SHOULD, MOM … A woman riding with her mother got into an argument when they stopped at an intersection in Hampton, Va. They both reached into the back seat and grabbed cupcakes, which they started throwing at each other. When the ammo ran out, the hitting and scratching commenced. The fight continued when they got to the daughter’s boyfriend’s house, where they were hitting each other as they rolled around on the ground.
OK, RIGHT, THAT’S NOT EXACTLY HOW IT HAPPENED … A man called the police in Fairbanks, Alaska, to complain that his neighbor punched him in the face. The officers, who don’t necessarily believe everything that people tell them, soon discovered that the man was engaged in a property dispute with his alleged assailant, and questioned him closely. That’s when he admitted that he punched himself in the face to get the neighbor arrested.
YES, OFFICER, I HAVE HIS ADDRESS RIGHT HERE … A man applying for a job at a store in Ocala, Fla., reached over the counter and stole money from the cash register when the clerk wasn’t looking. The theft was captured on security video, and the man was captured because he had filled out a job application.
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I wish there were photos of the cup cake battle. 🙂 They did this while driving???
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Geez, what a waste of cupcakes!
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LOL
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Man crushed to death while looking for cell phone
Some things just aren’t worth it.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/suburbs/palatine_rolling_meadows/chi-police-man-crushed-to-death-while-looking-for-cell-phone-20130731,0,5392187.story
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Cheesecake + Peanut Butter Cups = the Most Decadent Dessert EVER
just looking at it will put 5 pounds on you.
http://shine.yahoo.com/shine-food/cheesecake-peanut-butter-cups-most-decadent-dessert-ever-154000297.html
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THIS WILL MAKE YOU HOWL!
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ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL do NOT EAT while watching this! ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Hilarious debut ad for new tampon delivery service sees endearing pre-teen go from ‘loser’ to bossy ‘camp gyno’ after getting her period
All the women commenters at this article think this is a great idea.As a tired old man,pictures of pre-teens with handfuls of feminine products make me feel more than a little creepy.
I guess it’s a woman thing.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2382515/HelloFlo-tampon-subscription-services-hilarious-debut-ad-sees-pre-teen-loser-bossy-camp-gyno.html
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😯 Went to the Daily FeMail, but not gonna click on that video. Nuh uh!
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Don’t, Grunt. You’ll regret it if you do.
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Once again, I clicked. When will I learn?
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ROFLL
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THOSE CRAZY RUSSIANS
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Sending squirrel and coffee to my friend who once had a pack of flying squirrels get in her house. ::snort::
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Haha! We had a flying squirrel get into our attic once! First time I’d ever seen one up close!
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