Posted by Pistol Pete
My apologies for not posting Friday.I found out I have cataracts in both eyes,being nearly blind in my left.I promise as long as I can see I’ll do what I do best.
There’s so much stuff,I thought you might enjoy a smile to start the week instead of ending it.Normally Mondays are for recapping the weekend news.OK,here’s the Reader’s Digest version:
Barry spoke at a memorial for the Navy Shipyard victims and,of course,turned blatantly political by railing about he will not accept gun laws the way they are.Saturday he raced off for his 145th round of golf before telling the congressional Racist Caucus they must embrace amnesty so that the black and brown parasites outnumber the white devils.
VP Plughead was in Mexico,inviting all uneducated layabouts and felons to come on up and jump on the welfare wagon.All it takes is a vote for their favorite democrat.He came home with a cheap straw sombrero to cover his Hair Club For Men and probably a case of Montezuma’s Revenge.
Hillary! told body-woman Huma Abedin-Weiner that either she dump that loser or there’ll be no warm showers together in the wee hours of the morning after she’s anointed the heir to the throne.
John Kerry is….who the hell cares.
Wanna have some fun?
L.A. Dodgers Gets Their Fabulous On: Team To Host First “LGBT Night OUT” Event
THERE’S ONLY ONE PERSON TO THROW OUT THE FIRST PITCH:
Having so much time to surf this here webs thing,I found enough side-by-side pictures to another post.I did,however,come up with a couple of my own.
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THE CONGRESSIONAL BLACK CAUCUS
WHEN HILLARY FEELS LONELY,SHE SATISFIES HER CRAVING WITH A FISH TACO
MEET MOOCH’S PROM DATE
polination.blog 
This Story of a 19-Year-Old Dairy Queen Employee Standing Up For a Blind Man Will Touch Your Heart
Since this story went viral,even the newly-wedded and nearly-bedded George Soros congratulated him.Didn’t offer him any money,though.Kid is most likely a republican.
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/09/18/this-story-of-a-19-year-old-dairy-queen-employee-standing-up-for-a-blind-man-will-touch-your-heart/
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Thank you for that one, Pete! That really makes my day. Someone stole money from my dad like that when he was older and a little out of it. It did my heart good to hear that in a similar situation, someone … a KID … did the honest and virtuous thing. Kinda makes me feel less angry about my dad.
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Take that! Dramatic moment female purse-snatcher BITES hero passer-by as he pins her down… until he punches her in the face
Black thugette steals purse from 75 year old woman
White guy grabs her to hold for the police
Black thugette bites white cracka
Cracks punches thugette in thr
I love a happy ending
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2425603/Video-captures-moment-purse-snatching-suspect-BITES-man-pinning-retaliates-punching-face.html#ixzz2fjDVPETL
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Can’t wait til barry gives a presser to make a statement about how his daughter, trayvonna, was attacked by a racist white guy.
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Maine town tables ordinance to muffle roosters
Roosters in the small central Maine town of Oakland are free to crow as loud as they like.The Town Council has tabled a proposal that would have levied fines as high as $100 on the owners of loud roosters.The Morning Sentinel (http://bit.ly/1boAYCa ) reports that a dozen residents of the town of about 6,200 showed up at the council meeting to oppose the ordinance.Ethan Pullen says some people like to breed chickens to show at agricultural fairs, and to breed chickens, you need a rooster.Town Manager Peter Nielsen said the proposal was sparked mostly by the concerns of one resident, who complained about a neighbor’s four loud roosters. The neighbor has since given three roosters away, which Nielsen says appears to have solved the problem. http://bostonherald.com/news_opinion/offbeat_news/2013/09/maine_town_tables_ordinance_to_muffle_roosters#sthash.bZNUkyEk.dpuf
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Way better for folks to find personal solutions. Running to the law for everything just makes more work for everyone, it seems like.
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GP:THIS IS THE ONLY OTHER VIDEO I COULD FIND BY THE VOTERS.THEIR ALBUM IS AVAILABLE ON iTunes,AMAZON OR THEIR WEBSITE
YOU’LL LIKE THIS
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Wow, I didn’t think it was possible to make botox Nancy to look worse! I hope these guys keep it up. Their verses are really catchy.
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Venezuelan Women Are Dying From Buttock Injections
Apparently some women can never get enough junk in their trunks
https://socialreader.com/me/content/0wljj?chid=74650&_p=trending&utm_source=wp&utm_medium=Widgets&utm_campaign=wpsrTrendingExternal-1-opt
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First the Brazilian wax, then the Venezuelan butt-
what next?
Nicaraguan nipples?
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NFLers line up to star in ads for… men’s toilet wipes
Did you know toilet paper is an $8.7 billion dollar industry?
http://nypost.com/2013/09/16/mens-wipes-ads-star-centers-not-tight-ends/
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‘His ding-dong was very small so I divorced him’: After three husbands and one married lover, a 98-year-old woman reveals her saucy sexual history and advice on love
A 98 year old woman writing a sex book.There’s a mental picture for you.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2424530/You-Can-Right-Or-You-Can-Married–98-year-old-reveals-sexual-history-advice-love.html#ixzz2fjHcsNA7
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What a totally self absorbed woman. All she had in life was sex? And she was willing to carry on with a married man because he wife was not good looking?
The woman is a slut.
Hands down a lifelong demwit as well.
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She’s gonna tell God at Judgment what exactly … “I spread my legs a lot.” Yup. That’ll really impress the Almighty. Not.
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IF YOU’RE MY AGE,YOU CAN RELATE TO THIS.ITS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO TODAY
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The guy must have been really pie-eyed. LMAO!
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Bullied girl, 8, whose twin brother wrote to Santa asking for help gets his wish as she is surprised by her favorite band and the school steps in to deal with the teasing
Ryan, 8, wrote to Santa Claus asking that instead of a present at Christmas he would prefer if the bullies at school would stop picking on his twin sister
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2426853/Bullied-Amber-Suffern-surprised-favorite-band-brother-wrote-Santa-help.html#ixzz2fjJSPnlq
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2 fishermen overcome by rotting-fish gas in Maine
ROCKLAND, Maine — Decaying herring inside the fish hold of an 89-foot trawler created enough noxious gas to sicken two Maine fishermen and leave one of them unconscious.Firefighters say the unconscious fisherman was flown by helicopter to a hospital on Friday. They say the other is being treated at another hospital.Poisonous hydrogen sulfide built up in the fish hold after the Starlight trawler offloaded its herring.The first fisherman was overcome and lost consciousness while climbing down a ladder into the hold. The second became incapacitated while trying to help him. A third crew member realized what was happening and used a breathing apparatus to rescue them.Firefighters say the rotting-egg smell was strong and their equipment registered dangerous levels
A BLIND MAN WALKED PAST THE TRAWLER,TIPPED HIS HAT AND SAID:’GOOD MORNING,LADIES.'(kidding) http://bostonherald.com/news_opinion/national/northeast/2013/08/2_fishermen_overcome_by_rotting_fish_gas_in_maine#sthash.Zq5gVsRw.dpuf
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And the fist was Th——————is big. Whew!
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fish
need to wear my glasses to check for typos!
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Woman Behind Viral Bus Stop Dance Video Lands Role in Professional Stage Show
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/09/16/woman-behind-viral-bus-stop-dance-video-lands-role-in-professional-stage-show/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hWAU-lJFaM
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That went viral? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
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People must be hard up for entertainment…
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Wedding Delayed After Man Hacks Off Own Testicles and Storms Church
I get the willies thinking about getting anything sharp near my junk.
http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013/09/19/Wedding-Delayed-After-Man-Hacks-Off-Own-Testicles-and-Storms-Church
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Talk about too much testosterone.
At least he won’t have that problem anymore.
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Conn. officer kills lizard found menacing chickens
AT FIRST THEY THOUGHT IT WAS THE SENATE MAJORITY LEADER…TURNED OUT TO BE JUST ANOTHER REPTILE
Reports of a large reptile roaming an eastern Connecticut town over the past few months have turned out to be true: A police officer shot a monitor lizard to death as it was attacking chickens at a resident’s home.Police in Ledyard say the resident called 911 on Sunday afternoon to report what she believed was an alligator in a chicken coop outside her home.Police and the town’s animal control officer found the large lizard attacking the homeowner’s chickens. Police say an officer was forced to shoot the reptile because it threatened emergency responders.Monitor lizards can be as big as alligators and are not native to Connecticut. Police believe the one killed Sunday had been an illegal pet and either escaped or was abandoned. http://bostonherald.com/news_opinion/national/northeast/2013/08/conn_officer_kills_lizard_found_menacing_chickens#sthash.pKd1Wuvo.dpuf
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Heh! Coulda been the House minority leader, too!
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True dat!
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Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the lizard is way too cute
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I agree. My brother and I used to keep reptiles as pets when we were kids because we couldn’t have anything with fur or feathers. And most of them were pretty cute.
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Remember the story from some time ago where a WWII veteran was facing eviction after his daughter got power of attrorney for his money and tried to evict him from his home so she could sell it and pocket the money?
The story has a happy ending… except the greedy daughter wasn’t prosecuted for being a blue ribbon creep.
WWII veteran, 92, avoids being evicted by his own daughter from the house he built 56 years ago after strangers raise $140,000 online so he can buy it back
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2426743/John-Potter-Veteran-92-avoids-eviction-strangers-donations.html#ixzz2fjRaSRlc
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Good. The internet has a blessed side to it. 🙂
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Today’s Celebrity Face Meld: Michelle Obama And Mike Tyson
I couldn’t copy&paste this because its an emot;you really need to check this out!
http://patdollard.com/2013/09/todays-celebrity-face-meld-michelle-obama-and-mike-tyson/
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That’s CREEEEPPPYYYYY! :oP gag gag
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Yuckissimo!
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EVER BEEN ANNOYED BY PHOTOGRAPHERS AT A WEDDING?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbfQo2ilHtE
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This “minister” should have handled this better, and set parameters with the couple before the ceremony.
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Did you see how many bridesmaids they had? Yowza.
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Holy moly! She must’ve asked her entire sorority to stand up for her!
And I agree with GP — the minister didn’t handle the situation very well.
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It’s possible he had told them his rules and they ignored him.
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But who these days objects to people videotaping a wedding? Doesn’t just about everyone do it? I’m not arguing that everyone doing something makes it right, but I’m also not clear on why the guy objected so strenuously, to the point that he was willing to ruin the couple’s wedding video.
This is a touchy subject with me, because the priest who officiated at our wedding very nearly ruined the whole thing with his stubbornness and insistence on having his own way. It was a disaster, and it required a supreme act of the will for me to forgive him. (Some of my family members never did forgive him — not even when he came down with terminal cancer a couple of years later and died while still in his thirties.)
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Rookie Rodents: Dutch Police Train Rats to Sniff Out Crime
In this country,the two-legged ‘rats can only smell each others’ behinds
http://abcnews.go.com/International/rookie-rodents-dutch-police-train-rats-sniff-crime/story?id=20299239
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Monkey muggers: The moment brazen baboon ambushes woman at Cape Town farmers’ market, stealing her shopping
Give him a break; he used all the money on his EBT card.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2424990/Baboon-steals-groceries-shopper-Cape-Town.html
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I’M JUST HIDING FROM MY BOSS … In order to keep his boss from knowing where he is at all times, a New Jersey truck driver installed a GPS jamming device in his vehicle. In a seemingly unrelated event, Newark airport was testing a satellite signal called Smartpath, which controls the air traffic control system. When the guy drove by the airport, his jammer shut the system down. He was fined $32,000 and fired from his job.
DRUNK AND UNEMPLOYED IS NO WAY TO GO THROUGH LIFE …Billions of wasps in England have finished their work of supplying nectar for their queens, and are currently getting drunk on fermented fruit and attacking people. The British Red Cross has issued a warning.
SOMETHING THAT NOBODY EVER EXPECTED TO HAPPEN … An enormous metal windmill in the Scottish Highlands was destroyed by a gust of wind.
FOR SOME REASON, THAT DIDN’T AROUSE ANY SUSPICION … A woman walked into an upscale boutique in Wiltshire, England, and stole an expensive bottle of Chanel perfume. Aware that she would be filmed by surveillance cameras, she wore a disguise: a pair of glasses with a fake nose and mustache.
HEY, I’M THE VICTIM HERE … A man called the police to report that a safe containing marijuana and a large amount of money had been stolen from his Murfreesboro, Tennessee residence. He admitted to officers that “he sold marijuana” for a living. They recovered the safe and arrested him when he came to the station to claim it.
WHATCHA DOIN’, SON? … A man stole a safe from a church in Eureka, Texas, and took it to the backyard of a nearby residence where he attempted to break it open. He failed. So he came back the next day to try again, but was confronted by the homeowner, an off-duty policeman.
SO, YOU’RE A LITTLE OFF ON THE TIME, SIR … A man stole bags of crawfish tails from a grocery store in Thibodaux, La., and then ran to his car, which had been fitted with an ignition interlock device as a result of a drunken driving conviction. He tried blowing into it to start the car, but he was so winded that he did not succeed in his first few tries. When the cops came to his home, he told them he had been at work until 4:30 p.m. They arrested him “after telling him it was not yet 4:30.”
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ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL had to look up the wind turbine thing. Posted the pic above.
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With all the violence and corruption in the world, positive stories are hard to come by. Sometimes it takes a whole week to find the things I think you’ll like. That’s why I couldn’t do one every day.
I’d like to suggest you watch this video full screen. The music and scenery are beautiful. It’s the first full day of fall.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kguSGXP3-_E
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Congrats on 700, Pete!
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Wow, given the 700 club a run for no money.
Way to go PP. Hope you keep “seeing” the bright side of life.
Maybe this will help:
http://bettereyesightnow.com/article_cataract_cures.htm
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That pic of Zero ‘throwing’ the first pitch in his hideous ‘mom jeans’…wow. Just disgraceful.
Congrats on 700 posts, Pete! That’s a LOT of work. Thanks for all the great content.
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Ditto!
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Stealing the good morning cat. LOL!!!!
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Cardinal Raymond Burke, prefect of the Supreme Tribunal of the Apostolic Signatura in the Vatican, said Canon 915 of the church’s code should be applied in Pelosi’s case: Those who are “obstinately persevering in manifest grave sin are not to be admitted to Holy Communion.”
http://www.newsmax.com/newswidget/vatican-deny-pelosi-communion/2013/09/23/id/527221?promo_code=13D03-1
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Well. I approve. Been a while coming, though. She’ll be dead before she’s actually denied communion.
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Dearest and I both had the same feeling about this. One, not denying her and her ilk gives scandal to the community. Two, letting her receive when she’s in open rebellion heaps mortal sin upon mortal sin, which is doing her no favors eternally. Three, the DC Bishop who said he wouldn’t deny her because “we don’t use communion as a weapon” has apparently drifted very far from church teaching himself, because denying someone communion is supposed to be a chastisement that will hopefully wake up the sinner and bring him/her to repentance. IMHO, he’ll have more to answer for at Judgment than even Fancy Nancy will.
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Congratulations, Pete! Lots of fun stuff today….
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