Who Obama will and will not negotiate with “in good faith and mutual respect” [1:08]
But OF COURSE … the “new tone” Democrats say it’s the eeeeeeeevil Republican House that’s 100% responsible for the latest threat of a government shut-down.
Pfeiffer also said the White House will not negotiate “with people with a bomb strapped to their chest”, called Republican add-ons to a debt-limit bill as “ransom demands,” and declared “it’s not a negotiation if I show up at your house and say give me everything inside or I’m going to burn it down.”
Seriously. He actually said all that. Because like wow man … anyone who disagrees with Obama politically is EXACTLY like a suicide bomber who shows up at your house with a flame thrower!
Next up: President Obama will fling himself on his bed and scrawl in his tear-stained diary while listening to REM’s “Everybody Hurts” on a loop.
Sources:
- http://twitchy.com/2013/09/19/here-we-go-again-wh-wasserman-schultz-dems-trot-out-lame-gop-holding-us-hostage-trope/
- http://twitchy.com/2013/09/29/brilliance-gop-terrorism-actor-nick-searcy-scores-with-snark-spin-advice-for-obama/
- http://twitchy.com/2013/09/26/adviser-dan-pfeiffer-likens-gop-to-people-with-a-bomb-strapped-to-their-chest/
- http://twitchy.com/2013/09/30/president-teen-drama-queen-iowahawk-puts-shutdown-showdown-in-a-stompy-foot-nutshell/








