Posted by Pistol Pete
“it’s so nice to be insane,no one asks you to explain”
…Helen Reddy
Barry took a short time out from his crusade to focus like a laser on jobs to squeeze in his 151st round of golf,then take in a game between the U of Maryland and Oregon state,which is coached by Mooch’s brother. He was roundly booed,but pretended not to hear it.
IT WAS JUST BROUGHT UP ON THE RADIO THAT TODAY IS THE 35TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE KOOL-AID PARTY IN JONESTOWN. SEEMS APPROPRIATE SOMEHOW.
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Rangel Blasts Obama: ‘Saying You’re Sorry Doesn’t Help Me Worth A Damn At The Polls’
Relax,Charlie…you got them darkys in your hip pocket and you know it.
http://patdollard.com/2013/11/rangel-blasts-obama-saying-youre-sorry-doesnt-help-me-worth-a-damn-at-the-polls/
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Revealed: Obama’s record-breaking effort to tap wealthy donors for cash
That’s all he knows how to do.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/nov/12/obama-wealthy-donors-fundraising-drive-democrats
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Other presidents are relieved they no longer have to campaign. This guy just glories in how much money he can squeeze out of rich white folk.
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The Process Is the Punishment’: Are Scott Walker’s Allies Being Targeted?
democrats still fuming over failing to get rid of Gov. Walker…plan to harass any supporters.
Special prosecutor and liberal hatchetman Francis Schmitz is runner-up for asshole of the day.
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/11/18/the-process-is-the-punishment-are-scott-walkers-allies-being-targeted/
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Why do republicans not pull the same stunts? They gave up on investigating the stolen elections for Franken and IL Gov. Quinn. It is really infuriating.
This is nothing more than Gestapo tactics. Holder needs to be impeached for pushing this agenda.
Hopefully, they are overreaching so much with this one, that people will revolt.
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WINNER OF ASSHOLE OF THE DAY:
Eric Mar,San Francisco supervisor.
He bitched about what it cost for “batkids” make-a-wish come true.
He also voted to ban toys in Happy Meals
Piss on him.
http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/S-F-becomes-Gotham-with-Mar-as-extra-villain-4988222.php
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You can’t put a price on Bat Kid did for community morale.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbRd49chSxQ
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He’s been doing more than Paxil from day one. It takes a lot of blow to get the balls to get out there everyday and spout BS.
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Walmart: Come Do Thanksgiving Dinner With Us
SatireWire/MFNS – An unapologetic Walmart today announced Black Friday sales will begin during Thanksgiving dinner and invited customers to eat the meal in their stores, arguing that spending the holiday with rude, ill-dressed, socially awkward strangers is just like being with your family anyway.
Company officials said a turkey dinner with all the trimmings will start at just $29.95 for a family of four and will be served on specially adapted scooter carts, allowing diners to carom through the aisles enjoying both supper and steep, steep discounts on electronics, home furnishings and clothing.
Acknowledging some shoppers may hesitate, the company said it will make every effort to recreate the feel of an annual family gathering. To that end, instead of piping in holiday Muzak, stores will play a continuous loop of “Uncle Walt” making vaguely racist comments, Cousin Trudy getting drunk and swearing about her ex-husband, and a typical 3-year-old cousin complaining that “grandma smells funny.”
The decision effectively pushes ever-creeping Black Friday up to noon on Thursday, a controversial change that critics said demeans Thanksgiving but Walmart officials said was inevitable.
“I hate to break it to you, but Black Friday keeps moving in on Thanksgiving because Americans want it to,” said company spokesman William Ramsey. “And they want it to because most of us have a closer relationship with our credit cards than with our loved ones.”
Paying homage to Thanksgiving’s pilgrim heritage, elderly Walmart greeters will dress in colonial garb, some of them wearing the same outfits they had as young adults nearly 100 years ago. Cashiers, meanwhile, will be dressed as giant pumpkins, sweet potatoes and squash, which didn’t sit well with employees at a Walmart in St. Louis, Mo.
“God, could anything possibly be more humiliating than this?” asked one store cashier as she was handed a giant yellow gourd costume.
“How about, ‘Spending Thanksgiving at Walmart?’” her boss replied.
“Good point,” the cashier said.
Walmart said it will not enforce a Thanksgiving dress code for customers, but does request that women come in their formal halter tops while men should at least wash their toupees.
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And don’t forget to bring your gun.
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What is worse than watching barack’s ugly mug lie?
Watching it multiplied?
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Applications for Los Angeles porn permits drop 95 per cent after law requiring performers to wear condoms
Too bad Slick Willie lost his law license.He could have brought this lawsuit before the Supreme court.I bet he’d even do it Pro-Boner
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2508365/Film-permits-porn-films-LA-drop-95-cent.html#ixzz2l1kG8eVC
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Pro-boner.
groan
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Report: International Negotiations With Iran Are a ‘Facade’ — Secret Deal Allegedly Already Struck Directly With Valerie Jarrett
ValJar had to do it…Barry didn’t feel like it.
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/11/18/report-international-negotiations-with-iran-are-a-facade-secret-deal-allegedly-already-struck-directly-with-valerie-jarrett/
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Oh my, I am just sooooo shocked at this one.
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If you haven’t sen this,todays carton at Terrell’s Aftermath makes no sense
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Thanks … I didn’t get that ‘toon. But HOLY MOLEY … that commercial gave me the willies. And were they going BACKWARDS? Yoiks! Who is split guy?
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JUST FOR MY SCRABBLE LADIES
‘Let’s snatch begrumpled from the brink of obscurity’: Author campaigns to save old words like ‘blatteroon’ and ‘ramfeezled’ before they are lost forever
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2509193/Lets-snatch-begrumpled-brink-obscurity-Author-campaigns-save-old-words-like-blatteroon-ramfeezled-lost-forever.html
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Wondering where other SCRABBLE ladies are … two days with no turns! Ack!!
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That’s why I play against myself? Either way, I win. And a game can take me several weeks to finish.
A word here, a word there…
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Duke LaCrosse Accuser Goes On Trial For Murder
Karma jumps up and bites Crystal Mangum on the hind quarters
http://patdollard.com/2013/11/duke-lacrosse-accuser-goes-on-trial-for-murder/
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She’s a real sweetheart, that one.
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SPEAKING OF KARMA:
The only one I feel sorry for is the seagull
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1TrDMcaiLM
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This is why women are the smarter sex.
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First Lady Plugs College for Low-Income Students, Says ‘Grit’ As Important As Grades
Of course,none of all y’all will ever get as lucky as my big black ass did,but you can try anyway,if you want.Then give up and go on welfare the way you were born to in the first place.
http://cnsnews.com/news/article/penny-starr/first-lady-plugs-college-low-income-students-says-grit-important-grades#sthash.fSuJHCZk.dpuf
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Sexual healing: Botox solves the problem of women’s uncontrollable arousal disorder
I’m waiting for the TV ads from some law firm bringing a class-action lawsuit for sufferers of PGAD
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2508456/Sexual-healing-Botox-solves-problem-womens-uncontrollable-arousal-disorder.html#ixzz2l1qK3m5y
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Only On Brody File: Sarah Palin Warns America: Kicking God Out of Society Will Lead To Ruin
http://blogs.cbn.com/thebrodyfile/archive/2013/11/12/only-on-brody-file-sarah-palin-warns-america-kicking-god.aspx
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I’m feeling pretty ramfeezled,so I’ll leave you with this.
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I am feeling mighty humble after watching that.
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