PETE’S PAGE; FRIDAY FUNHOUSE

Posted by Pistol Pete

A little late getting started;DW was playing online solitaire (such is the life of the idle rich/retirees). I can see the monitor from my recliner,and most of the time she plays like crap. I love her anyway.

Assemblyman William Boyland (D-Brooklyn) has been convicted on all 21 counts in his corruption trial.  Boyland now faces up to 30 years in prison for various crimes such as falsifying records, mail fraud, soliciting bribes, and a poor selection of mistresses.

Alright, I totally made that last one up.  Even though Ry-Ann Hermon, Boyland’s former Chief of Staff and mistress provided testimony that helped bring him down.  She testified that Boyland used campaign cash for Yoga classes for the couple, as well as accepting her own cash bribe which she said, and I quote, “made me hot.”

Hermon was arrested along with Boyland, but copped a plea in which she was able to testify against him

Read more at http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=227863#WXdgKhSKV1zHZmt9.99

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Notice he’s wearing his role models’ hat.
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Can you guess why this handsome gentleman was arrested?
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a. urinated in an open police car window
b. tried to shoplift a car battery from WalMart
c. tried to have sex with a pit bull
d. was caught sniffing childrens’ bicycle seats
e. dug up a corpse to have sex with,claiming it was part of his thesis on necrophilia
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  1. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Friday Photo Fun Match Game

    Pair up five perps with the item they allegedly stole
    pizza,seersucker shorts,a box of Rogaine,a bottle of Lubriderm and a candy cane

    Take the quiz at link:
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/internet/friday-photo-fun-match-game-030714-848746050232

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  2. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    You might need to sit down for this: The $10,000 heated toilet that does away with toilet paper
    Neorest 750H boast all the features you never knew your toilet needed
    Includes massager, heated seat and a lid which opens for you

    Even has two spray nozzles meaning there is no need for toilet paper
    It will go on sale in fall and costs $10,000 (£6,000)
    There is also a clip-on lid which turns any toilet into high-tech loo
    A heated,massaging crapper seat seems a little…..creepy.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2572782/You-need-sit-The-10-000-heated-toilet-does-away-toilet-paper.html#ixzz2vIriRPnO

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  3. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Grandmother’s Unbreakable Faith in God Leads Her to Do Something Astonishing After Doctors Had ‘Given Up’ on Her
    An uplifting example of God’s awesome power!
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/03/06/grandmother-so-confident-in-gods-message-she-cut-the-cord-of-her-own-feeding-tube-5-years-later-she-reveals-why/

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  4. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    I remember these phones well

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    • Ting's avatar Ting

      When my 30 year old son was about 5, my grandmother moved out of her apartment and we brought her phone home to our house because it was our son’s favorite toy. He had never seen anything like it! But after about a year my Dad kept calling the telephone company because they kept sending bill after bill long after her phone service was disconnected. It turns out she was renting that phone, so we had to dig it out of the toy box and return it. It ended up being one of the most expensive toys he ever had!

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  5. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Wife exposes husband, mistress — at Walmart
    A wife has admitted posting photos of her husband and a former friend having sex all over the woman’s Walmart workplace.
    Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
    http://nypost.com/2014/03/06/lady-plasters-walmart-with-pics-of-cheating-husband-in-the-act/

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  6. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Q.:what’s the only thing meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
    A.:the guy who gave it to him
    Man accused of sex with pit bull
    http://www.myfoxny.com/story/24893340/man-accused-of-sex-with-pit-bull

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  7. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    ‘Let it go, Let it go, can’t hear it one more time!’ Dad fed up with hit Frozen song…shares his own parody

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2574824/Let-Let-hear-one-time-Dad-fed-hit-Frozen-song-shares-parody-version.html#ixzz2vIxhrgak

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  8. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Florida Keys Man Steals Girlfriend’s Wallet, Eats the Cash On the Way to Jail
    A Florida Keys man was arrested after deputies say he robbed his girlfriend and then ate some of the money that he stole, according to the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office.
    This gives a whole new meaning to “passing the buck.”
    http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Florida-Keys-Man-Steals-Girlfriends-Wallet-Eats-the-Cash-On-the-Way-to-Jail-248863891.html

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  9. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Community supports girl’s cupcake business after government shuts it down
    In January, Troy, Illinois health officials closed down Chloe Stirling’s home-based cupcake business because her kitchen was not certified. The costs of renting or building an additional cooking space were insurmountable for the Sterling family, so Chloe was forced to turn over her oven mitts and cease operations.

    Now her local community and national donors are helping her build a new kitchen, reports the Belleville News-Democrat.
    this is so awesome!

    http://dailycaller.com/2014/02/28/community-supports-girls-cupcake-business-after-govt-shuts-it-down/#ixzz2vJ0dMzeg

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  10. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Cops: Woman Beat Her Mom With Vibrator

    Victim, 60, bloodied by attack in New Mexico home
    ‘Honor thy father and mother’ just went right out the window
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/mother-assaulted-with-vibrator-576321

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  11. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    The ‘Incredible’ Thing an 8-Year-Old Boy Did for a Soldier Will Be Remembered For a ‘Lifetime’
    If you haven’t heard about this,you owe it to yourself to read it.
    You might want to keep a Kleenex handy
    Dear Soldier — my dad was a soldier. He’s in heaven now,” the note said. “I found this 20 dollars in the parking lot when we got here. We like to pay it forward in my family. It’s your lucky day! Thank you for your service. Myles Eckert, a gold star kid.”
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/03/02/the-incredible-thing-an-8-year-old-boy-did-for-a-soldier-will-be-remembered-for-a-lifetime/

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  12. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Police hunt man who urinated on people near the University of Florida campus
    He was just exercising his first amendment right to express his opinion

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2574677/Police-Man-urinated-people-near-Florida-campus.html#ixzz2vJ4ORpdX

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  13. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Can You Guess Who the ‘Least Popular Senator in the Country’ Is in Less Than 3 Tries?
    Every visitor here should nail this on the first try.
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/03/06/the-least-popular-senator-in-the-country-is/

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  14. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Justin Bieber’s Penis is Now a Matter of Public Record
    Pistol Pete dares to be different
    http://news.radio.com/2014/03/05/justin-biebers-penis/

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  15. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    McDonald’s sued for $1.5 million by customer after employee called ‘Angel’ only gave him one NAPKIN with his meal
    •Webster Lucas claims he was racially abused by a McDonald’s manager
    •He insists ‘mental anguish’ after the incident has left him unable to work
    •Alleged row took place at McDonald’s in Pacoima, California, on January 29

    One sure way to stop this nonsense is ‘loser pays’
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2569996/Serviette-smile-McDonalds-sued-1-5-million-employee-called-Angel-gives-one-NAPKIN.html

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  16. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    There’s No Better Way to Spend a Few Minutes Right Now Than Watching This Teary-Eyed Soldier Hold His Baby Girl for the First Time
    this is the second Kleenex alert today.
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/03/06/theres-no-better-way-to-spend-a-few-minutes-right-now-than-watching-this-teary-eyed-soldier-hold-his-baby-girl-for-the-first-time/

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  17. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Cosmetic fillers can cause permanent blindness when injected into the forehead, doctors warn

    •Injections of fat and collagen can cause irreversible eye damage
    •This occurs when the cosmetic filler gets into the blood vessels
    •If this happens, it can block the eye’s artery cutting it’s blood supply
    •Also reports of patients suffering a stroke, and even dying, after treatment

    ALSO CAN LEAD TO DEMENTIA;
    RE:’SAN FRAN NAN’ PELOSI
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2575572/Cosmetic-fillers-cause-permanent-blindness-injected-forehead-doctors-warn.html

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  18. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Diner Attacked After Refusing Seattle Man’s Demand For A Bite Of His Burrito
    “Give me a bite of your burrito,” Mahamed Abdi, 24, allegedly demanded of a stranger noshing Saturday afternoon outside a Seattle restaurant
    Witnesses described the attacker as a black male in his 20s wearing “a gray ‘beanie’ and white fur coat
    He just really,really likes burritos
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/burrito-assault-576432

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  19. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Spend 1:14 of your life on this video;you’ll be glad you did.I promise

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  20. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    I did my best to give you a break from the corruption and hypocrisy that is politics today and show you there are some really strange people amongst us.

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