Tweets about Our Mom and Dad Which Art in Washington:
- If they’re my parents, how come I’m the one paying their allowance?
- They’re our employees, you creepy little cultists.
- My real parents didn’t constantly compare me to an imaginary brother.
- I don’t think so. When MY folks drew a line, EVERYONE listened.
- DCS? I’d like to file a child abuse report, please.
- My real parents never lied to me or took my health care away.
- What are we … the Hitler Youth?
- My real parents did not leave my kids with a pile of hope-crushing debt.
- Where do I sign up for the class action emancipation lawsuit?
- Not a cult. Not a cult. … It’s a cult.
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omg, whut? . . . this is weird. . . O.o . . . *twitch*
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Gross. No. Nobody needs a narcissist for a parent, let alone TWO of ’em.
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I’m frankly more worried about our creepy aunt Valerie Jarrett. I’m pretty sure she comes with the package.
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Ew. Yeah.
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