Posted by Pistol Pete
Ahh,memories. I pay an exorbitant amount to get all the premium channels because of,basically,the NFL Network,the Military channel and Encore Westerns. I saw a movie on Encore yesterday called “A Big Hand for the Little Lady.” It starred Henry Fonda and Joanne Woodward. Great comedy made in 1966. It was playing at the drive-in theater when I had my first car date. I’ll never forget her. Really cute and built for comfort. I was completely inexperienced and had only had my first real kiss the year before. Much to my chagrin,I must have missed the part in health class where making out with a girl wearing braces on her teeth could be hazardous to your health. I kept telling myself I was having the time of my life. When I got home my tongue and neck looked like I’d been attacked by a rabid veg-o-matic. Granny said:’What’s that on your neck,young man?’ Apparently when granny and gramps were courting,hickeys hadn’t been invented yet.
Grandpa just chuckled.He thought it was funny as hell.
Chrissy:whenever I was having a pity party for one,granny would hug me and say,’you know you’re somebody important because God don’t make no junk.’ It always made me feel better.
Grunt:your link to the article about Putin cutting off the prostitute pipeline got me thinking. Back when I traveled around the city a lot I used to get approached by a hooker occasionally when I had to stop for a red light. My stock answer was that I could stand being broke but I couldn’t stand being bored.
Part of the fun I have doing research for this post is finding pictues I can turn into something funny.
Tomorrow’s Friday and I have some really good stuff waiting for you,as always.
Barry laid a wreath at Flanders cemetery to honor WWI veterans. He looks like he’s putting his hand over where his heart purportedly is. In reality,he’s checking to make sure he has enough cigarettes.
Workers put the finishing touches on the wax figure of Plugs Biden for the Mme. Tussaud museum. Looks lifelike,doesn’t he?
LOOK HERE,POPE…I NEED SOME OF Y’ALLS MOJO. PEOPLE AIN’T BUYIN’ THE BULLSHIT ANYMORE. TELL YOU WHAT. YOU GIVE ME A COUPLE COMMEMORATIVE MEDALS AND A RED LEATHER BOUND COPY OF ‘EVANGELII GAUDIUM’ AND I’LL GIVE YOU SOME PACKETS OF VEGETABLE SEEDS FROM THE OLD LADY’S GARDEN. THAT SOUND COOL TO YOU?
After a snack of two dozen egg rolls and 4 gallons of egg drop soup and 6 plates of Moo Shoo pork,FLOTUS let a fart rip that was so toxic it set off an air quality alert in china.
Honey,do I look fat to you?
Do I look crazy to you?
Holland newspaper is in trouble for printing this picture.While I do not approve,it is an indication of what much of the world thinks of Dear Reader.
FORMER SPEAKER PELOSI APPLYING MAKEUP BEFORE GOING OUT TO MAKE ANOTHER DISJOINTED,DERANGED COMMENT. (sorry,Grunt)
ENOUGH HUMOR…THE REST OF THIS POST WILL BE COMPLETELY SERIOUS
(just kidding)
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Quote of the Day || March 26, 2014
“No, no, no, Mr. President. It’s not like the Nobel Prize. You have to achieve something before you get Sainthood.”
– Pope Francis
A note from our attorneys: This is not a real quote
Obama Gives Pope Vegetable Seeds, Francis Gives Obama Writings on Morality
Talk about polar opposites
http://cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/barbara-boland/obama-gives-pope-vegetable-seeds-francis-gives-obama-writings-morality#sthash.lN55rF45.dpuf
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If they’re heirloom or open pollinated seeds, that might be okay, as once the world collapse happens, those seeds could be used to help grow food for people. But most seeds are really only good for a few years. . .
However, the gift of a book of writings on morality. . .well, one of the Pope’s less-subtle moves, I must say . . .
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The problem is Obama is so in love with himself he doesn’t see anything he does as wrong.At least he didn’t give His Eminence an Ipod with all his speeches on it.
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Or a box of DVDs from the bargain bin at WalMart.
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Disapproval of Obama Climbs To New Record High of 59%
Disapproval was 53% in January, a drop of another 6 points
http://www.hapblog.com/2014/03/disapproval-of-obama-climbs-to-new.html
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It is going to be a long time until Jan. 2017. What do you think is the effect of 8 plus years of a clinched jaw is on a middle-aged person? I’m going to need braces on my teeth before this fool is out of the White House.
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Boehner Won’t Be Attending Anti-Tea Party PAC’s Ritzy Florida Retreat
As we get closer to November “Orange Slush” will drift more to the right to try to hold on to his leadership position/
But Boehner’s top two lieutenants, Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Va.) and Majority Whip Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.), are listed as speakers on the agenda for the April 11-13th event, which will be held at the Ritz-Carlton on Amelia Island, Fla.
http://cnsnews.com/news/article/barbara-hollingsworth/boehner-won-t-be-attending-anti-tea-party-pac-s-ritzy-florida#sthash.fUUIP5gP.dpuf
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Eric got his backside handed to him in our county meeting this week. I guess he needs a little Ritz to recover.
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“Orange Slush” … bwahahahaha!
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These films were common in Nazi Germany and in China and North Korea today.But such propaganda has become boilerplate stuff for liberals today.
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Obama to Europe: US Has All the Natural Gas Europe Uses on a Daily Basis
What he didn’t tell Europe is that the gas exports will not be available for several years.
According to The New York Times the US does not export any natural gas but may do so in the future.
Once he orders Fish and Wildlife to declare the Sage Hen and Ruffed Grouse to be endangered species,he will confiscate millions of acres of private land to cut off oil and gas exploration and force gas prices skyward.
Then we’ll pay as much as Europeans and they still won’t be satisfied.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/03/obama-to-europe-us-has-all-the-natural-gas-europe-uses-on-a-daily-basis-video/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n5zP81xfDU
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Remember when Chrissy posted the article about Jodi Ernst,the hog castration artist from Iowa?She just picked up a huge endorsement.
One day after her “Squeal” TV brought her national attention, Joni Ernst picks up the endorsement of Sarah Palin. The former Alaska governor, 2008 vice-presidential nominee and conservative firebrand calls Ernst a “champion for life, small government, and lower taxes.”
Here is what Palin had to say when announcing her support for Joni Ernst in Iowa’s U.S. Senate race:
“If Nebraska’s Deb Fischer can see through the bull in Washington, then Iowa’s Joni Ernst can help her cut through the pork. Growing up on a hog farm in Southwest Iowa, Joni has taken her “pork cutting” skills to the Iowa State Senate where she has been a champion for life, small government, and lower taxes – voting for the largest tax cut in Iowa history. In Washington, she has pledged to defund Obamacare, limit the size of government, and protect life. As a concealed weapon license holder, she will fight to defend our Second Amendment rights – the NRA has given her an “A” rating.
Joni is a veteran of the Iraq war and continues her service as a Lt. Colonel in the Iowa Army National Guard. She’s been a fighter for freedom both in and out of uniform. Iowa – come together and send this Midwest Mama Grizzly roaring to Washington on her Harley so she can join with the good guys to get our country back on track!
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I love that ad, still! It is titled “Squeal!”
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New planet nicknamed after Biden
Astronomers have nicknamed a new dwarf planet circling the sun at the outer edges of the solar system after Vice President Biden.
Planet Moronicus.inhabited by loathsome little creatures who have feet at the end of their arms and speak only in profanities.
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/201880-new-planet-nicknamed-after-biden#ixzz2xBmI67Ue
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Harry Reid: People Are Not Educated On How To Use The Internet
Yup,we is all stoopid.Thats why we needs really smart people like PPP to show us the way.
(in case you missed yesterday,that stands for palsied puddle of pus)
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Or Planned Parenthood Pimp.
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Brace Yourself For More Obama Executive Orders
The president made it clear that three months from now, if there is no legislative action, he will do more using executive authority,” says Lorella Praelli, the director of advocacy and policy for United We Dream, who was in a recent meeting between advocates and President Obama. “That was the message that we got in different ways.”
We will have amnesty whether we like it or not.
http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2014/03/27/brace-yourself-for-more-obama-executive-orders-n1815525
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Ebony magazine editor attacks black Republican, compares to roaches
How dare they have the temerity to think for themselves?If you’re black,y’all better stay on the plantation
http://dailycaller.com/2014/03/27/ebony-magazine-editor-attacks-black-republican-compares-to-roaches/#ixzz2xBqzVEtb
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Back in pre-Civil War days, Ebony magazine’s editor would’ve been called a good lil porch nigra.
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4 Democratic lawmakers either arrested or raided by the FBI in quick succession
Most of the reports on these arrests have one thing in common….no mention of party affiliation.
http://dailycaller.com/2014/03/27/4-democratic-lawmakers-either-arrested-or-raided-by-the-fbi-in-quick-succession/#ixzz2xBvC0zmn
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I saw one AP report that, surprisingly, referred to the perp as a Democrat in the second paragraph. Of course, if he’d been a Republican, that would’ve been in the HEADLINE.
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Michelle Malkin probly got this right. She said the Holder DOJ is rounding up the Dems now, so it’ll be old news in the fall, when they’ll go after the GOP crooks.
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Philly Dem the Latest Pol Facing Trial on Alleged Corruption Charges
For eight years, Washington pressured her Senate staff to devote weeks to drawing up guest lists that included city and state officials, creating invitations and taking money from invitees that ultimately went to Washington’s campaign account, prosecutors say.
well before they get elected they dream up ways to enrich themselves.They give a damn about serving anybody.
http://nation.foxnews.com/2014/03/26/philly-dem-latest-pol-facing-trial-alleged-corruption-charges
Queens assemblyman denies travel voucher payment abuse as FBI seizes records
The raids are yet another ding in the reputation of the scandal-prone Legislature and of Scarborough’s section of Queens, which was rocked almost exactly a year ago by a series of arrests that began with federal corruption charges against state Sen. Malcolm Smith, whose district covers almost all of Scarborough’s.
Its all racism,I tell you.
http://www.timesunion.com/local/article/FBI-raids-Assemblyman-Bill-Scarborough-s-office-5350945.php
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Leland Yee Dem Political Consultant Keith Jackson Also Arrested In FBI Sweep, Accused Of Murder For Hire, Blames Racism…
Yesterday was a festival of Democrats getting arrested. We brought you the story of Leland Yee. Here now is his buddy, Keith Jackson, who was named in the Leland Yee affidavit. Jackson claims the inquiry was racist.
http://weaselzippers.us/180809-leland-yee-dem-political-consultant-keith-jackson-also-arrested-in-fbi-sweep-accused-of-murder-for-hire/
Mayor Cannon resigns after corruption arrest
ALL Y’ALL ARE RACISTS!
http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2014/03/26/4797153/mayor-cannon-resigns-after-corruption.html#.UzR4PyxOUdU
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Ted Cruz: Stand for Principle!
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Congress faces gas tax dilemma
While the gas tax has long been the bedrock of the transportation trust fund, the revenue is drying up as cars become more fuel-efficient and people spend less time on the roadways.
I have the solution:
1. Open up federal land for more energy exploration
2.Do away with the inane ethanol requirement
3.Roll fuel economy standards back to 1990 so car companies can build cars people want to buy.
4. build more refineries
Maybe I should run for president.Nah,I’d never pass the background check.
http://thehill.com/blogs/transportation-report/201881-congress-reaches-fork-in-the-road-on-gas-tax#ixzz2xC16yx90
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Pew Report: MSNBC Lost More Viewers, Revenue in 2013 Than Fox News, CNN Combined
An upholstered brothel manned by a screaming racist hoaxster,a racist pig with tampon earrings,a snow-capped leprechaun,a pot-bellied pig with a bad haircut and two talentless progs who got where they are because of their last names.Whats not to like?
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/randy-hall/2014/03/26/pew-report-msnbc-lost-more-viewers-revenue-2013-fox-news-cnn-combined#ixzz2xC2X8N00
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Just when you think they can’t possibly get any stupider
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That oil spill simulation was hilarious. They all took it so seriously and I loved it when the girl with the clipboard just stretched out and kept going for the goofy signatures. We need her to get the signatures to be on the ballot for the good guys here in VA. It takes a lot of them to qualify – just ask Newt!
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I’ll tell you how to “lower the temperature of the sun” … set off a whole lot of bombs in a whole lot of places around the world. The CIA modeled this years ago and found it wouldn’t take all that many cities on fire at once to create enough smoke in the upper atmosphere to occlude sunshine, drop global temperatures (in some cases by 40 degrees!) and destroy our ability to feed ourselves. So yeah. Sign that petition, you brain dead liberal sheep. Cuz your man Obama is heading us right toward that goal.
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OK,so today’s post was a letdown.Even Babe Ruth didn’t hit a home run every time at bat.Have some fun lined up for tomorrow.
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Not at all, Pete. Good stuff today, as always!
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FLOTUS IN CHINA ………….. ROFLMAOPMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bill Clinton has been implicated in a pedophile sex slave ring.
http://www.westernjournalism.com/clinton-snared-pedophile-ring/
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The Jefferson Davis Parish Police Jury (Louisiana) has unanimously passed an ordinance making it illegal for any person to appear in a public place wearing pants below the waist and exposing the skin or undergarments.
http://www.11alive.com/story/news/weird/2014/03/27/saggy-pants-ban/6969901/
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