FRIDAY (MOSTLY) FUN

The left are busily claiming the St. Louis County deputies got what they deserved because they’re all racist,or something. Liveshot Kerry is still whining about the non-existent climate change “crisis” and Barry and his brood sow continue to play television stars on a bizarre reality show. Take a break from the depressing stuff and check out some of these links. You’ll come away thinking,maybe you’re not as strange as you thought you were.

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ANYBODY EVER DO THIS??
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BB TROLLED BY HER CHAPPAQUA NEIGHBOR
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  1. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    ‘Serial animal rapist’ is accused of forcing himself on cattle, horse AND water buffalo… and farmer insists his cow is now pregnant despite having never mated with a bull
    Andy Loyola arrested after he was ‘caught by farmer having sex with cow’
    OK…UH,WHAT?????

    MUST HAVE FALLEN FOR HER BIG BROWN EYES
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    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2989488/Serial-animal-rapist-accused-forcing-cattle-horse-water-buffalo.html#ixzz3UHhEMb6P

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    • chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated

      That guy who thinks his cow got pregnant from human sperm is about as much of a brainiac as the neighbor who swore her cat had conceived immaculately because “I never let her out.” Except … we saw that cat shinning up and down from its second story apartment porch, so yeah … not an “immaculate” conception. ::snort::

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  2. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    From Jennifer Lopez to Kim Kardashian: How Butts Stole the Spotlight From Boobs

    In 2004, people Googled ways to make their rear ends smaller. Today, it’s for ways to make them bigger. Now, in this heyday of derriere, stars turn their other cheeks to the cameras, and rear enhancement is the fastest-growing plastic surgery.
    http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/jennifer-lopez-kim-kardashian-how-780108

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    • chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated

      And when I was growing up, my curly hair was a liability because of the hippie part-in-the-middle and grow it long and straight thing. I never ironed my hair like some, but I did try sleeping with strips of tape on my curly bangs. It left rectangular shaped red rashes, so I learned to live with my curls until … shebang … naturally curly hair became the thing to have and people were paying big bucks to get it done at a salon. Ha!

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  3. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Porn Star Sydney Leathers Spanks Another Naughty Democrat in Sexting Scandal
    JUST ANOTHER DEMOCRAT PERVERT,NOTHING TO SEE HERE
    It seems like it was just yesterday when Twitter user “Sydney Leathers” got involved in a sexting scandal with out-of-control Democrat Anthony Weiner.
    Well, Sydney Leathers just spanked another Democrat.

    Indiana State Rep. Justin Moed was outed this week as Twitter user “B*tch Boy” by Leathers.

    Democrat Moed had asked Leathers to dominate him. And he sent her photos of his bare a$$.
    He’s obviously very proud of his backside.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HE48GOmiqRM

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/03/porn-star-sydney-leathers-ensnares-another-democrat-in-sexting-scandal/

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  4. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    I HAD TO GO TAKE A SHOWER AFTER THAT LAST POST

    Ohio Cops Hunt Vile Serial Pooper Who Has Targeted Akron Vehicles
    The police need your help in apprehending the notorious “Akron Pooper.”

    In a state that had already produced one “Poopgangsta,” Ohio cops are trying to identify the man for responsible for defecating on at least 20 vehicles since 2012.
    As seen here, the suspect was photographed Tuesday by an Akron city worker who set out to determine who had pooped on his 34-year-old daughter’s car seven times in the past four months.

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/akron/akron-pooper-sought-890432

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  5. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Agony of man, 42, who broke his PENIS during sex (and says he heard it snap)

    Man, from Boston, had accidentally hit his penis on his partner’s perineum
    He heard a snap, immediately lost his erection and saw blood spurting out
    He felt searing pain and went to A&E where he was sent for an operation
    Had torn his tunica albuginea, the outer sheath of his penis’ inner chamber
    Was checked 3 and 6 months later and had recovered from the ordeal
    YOU NOW KNOW SOME MEDICAL TERMS YOU NEVER REALLY WANTED TO KNOW

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2991441/Man-42-broke-PENIS-sex-rushed-hospital-emergency-operation.html#ixzz3UHnYvmpv

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  6. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE APPROPRIATE TIME TO POST THIS.YOU MAY REMEMBER A LOT OF THESE,DEPENDING ON YOUR AGE
    IT JUST SADDENS ME WE’LL NEVER SEE ANYTHING LIKE THEM EVER AGAIN.THEY WERE OUR HEROES.NOW THEY’RE ALL GONE.

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  7. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Child advocates: Halt production of ‘creepy’ interactive Barbie doll
    Child advocates want toymaker Mattel to pull the plug on a new interactive Barbie doll that records children’s voices and uploads them to a cloud server.
    IN OUR DAY,DOLLS SAID ‘MAMA’ AND YOU CHANGED BETSY WETSIES PANTS AFTER YOU GAVE HER A BOTTLE.THIS IS JUST MORE GOVERNMENT INTRUSION.

    The Hello Barbie doll – expected to arrive in stores this fall – uses WiFi to hold two-way conversations by “listening” to a child’s words and responding appropriately.

    In a videotaped demonstration of the doll at the New York Toy Fair last month, a saleswoman chatted with Barbie about New York City. “I love New York, don’t you?” Barbie gushes. “Tell me, what’s your favorite part about the city?”

    When the saleswoman says she enjoys Italian restaurants, Barbie says, “You have to take me to try it!”

    http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2015/03/11/259366/child-advocates-halt-production.html#storylink=cpy

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  8. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Transgender Teen Activist Lands TLC Reality Show
    The network will chronicle 14-year-old Jazz Jennings’ family and daily life.
    JUST PUT THIS AT THE TOP OF YOUR ‘MUST MISS’ LIST

    The cable network has handed out a straight-to-series order for All That Jazz, a docuseries following 14-year-old transgender activist Jazz Jennings, The Hollywood Reporter has learned.

    The 11-episode series will feature Jennings — dubbed “The New Face of Transgender Youth” — in her daily life, juggling her foray into high school while navigating how a transgender teen approaches dating and sleepovers all while avoiding male puberty.
    http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/jazz-jennings-lands-tlc-docuseries-780890

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  9. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    NOW FOR SOMETHING REALLY BIZARRE FROM 1995

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  10. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Can your farts reveal if you have cancer? Scientists use fermented stools and gut-smelling pills to help spot disease

    Scientists are fermenting feces in conditions found in the intestine
    They hope this will help find a link between gas and human health
    They also have a more direct method to do this with sensing capsules
    Capsules can send data from inside the gut direct to a mobile phone
    Gases can be markers for colon cancer and irritable bowel syndrome
    IF YOU THINK I PLACED AN ARTICLE ON FARTS RIGHT AFTER THE HILLARY VIDEO BY ACCIDENT,YOU DON’T KNOW ME VERY WELL.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2992212/Can-farts-reveal-cancer-Scientists-use-fermented-stools-gut-smelling-pills-help-spot-disease.html#ixzz3UHseuS00

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  11. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Calgary woman dies after whale jumps on Mexican tour boat

    A surfacing grey whale crashed onto a tourist boat in the waters off the Cabo San Lucas resort. Calgary’s Jen Karren, 35, died in hospital of her injuries.
    I COULD CRACK WISE HERE,BUT I WON’T BECAUSE A WOMAN DIED.
    http://www.thestar.com/news/world/2015/03/12/canadian-woman-dies-after-whale-jumps-on-mexican-tour-boat.html

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  12. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    WHAT A NATIONAL EMBARRASMENT THESE TWO ARE
    Michelle Obama, on ‘Ellen DeGeneres Show,’ Gets Funky
    IMAGINE LAURA BUSH DOING THIS

    Showing off her moves once again, the first lady is bringing the funk to “The Ellen DeGeneres Show.”

    In a preview clip of her Monday appearance, Michelle Obama and the comedian groove to Bruno Mars’ “Uptown Funk” in a choreographed dance routine, hip-shaking and shimmying to the pop hit
    WHAT A WONDERFUL LIFE WITH 356 SERVANTS,A PRIVATE CHEF AND TRIPS AROUND THE WORLD THAT OTHER PEOPLE PAY FOR.BITCH.
    https://gma.yahoo.com/michelle-obama-ellen-degeneres-show-gets-funky-133156455–abc-news-topstories.html

    Obama On #Ferguson Shooting Of Police: “What Happened In Ferguson Was Oppressive And Objectionable And Worthy Of Protest”

    THE PO-PO HAD IT COMING!
    Yes, you read that right. He then spent most of the time talking about how protest was justified because of racism. He’s just afraid that this shooting might detract from the cause. He also doesn’t say “Hands up don’t shoot” was a lie, and that both the State and the Federal Government found there was no reason to prosecute Darren Wilson.
    http://weaselzippers.us/217043-obama-on-ferguson-shooting-of-police-what-happened-in-ferguson-was-oppressive-and-objectionable-and-worthy-of-protest/

    Obama Touts “Fantasy Tournament” To Find America’s “Worst Climate Change Denier”…
    WHAT A LOW CLASS PRICK

    THEN HE GOT TO READ “MEAN TWEETS”,WHICH HE KNEW WERE MADE UP BECAUSE THE WHOLE WORLD JUST LOVES HIM!

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  13. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Vacationer in chief: Tens of millions spent on 38 Obama holidays

    THEY WON’T THANK YOU BECAUSE,HEY,THEY DESERVE IT FOR PUTTING UP WITH YOU WHITE DEVILS
    The first family, Michelle Obama fresh from her annual Aspen ski vacation with her daughters, and President Obama back from a weekend of golf in sunny Palm Springs, Calif., have spent tens of millions in tax dollars to vacation, and they still have two more years to go, according to an accounting of their trips.
    http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/tens-of-millions-spent-on-38-obama-holidays/article/2561162

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  14. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Teenage Porn Star Beaten By Her Former BFF

    Victim’s X-rated career prompted ex-pal’s attack
    PRETTY BAD WHEN YOU HAVE TO POST A LINK ABOUT A TEEN PORN STAR TO LEND SOME DIGNITY TO THIS POST
    After Curtis, 19, got in Shahinian’s face in the home’s front yard, she allegedly punched her ex-pal. The teens then tumbled to the ground, where Curtis “got on Samantha’s back and started punching her in the back of the head at least ten to twenty times.” Curtis also allegedly bit Shahinian (seen at right) on the back “at least twice.”
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/teenage-porn-star-battered-908741

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  15. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Mom of 7-Week-Old Baby Who Says ‘Hello’ tells Yahoo Parenting: ‘I’m Glad I Got It on Video’
    I INCLUDED THIS BECAUSE BABY VIDEOS ARE CUTE AS HELL

    Like mother, like son. Toni McCann says her newborn, Cillian, already has her gift of gab and says “hello” — at just seven weeks old. The Belfast, Northern Ireland youth drama-school teacher, 36, caught one of his amazing utterances on video and posted it to YouTube, where the footage has gone viral, raking in more than 366,000 views since March 3.
    https://www.yahoo.com/parenting/mom-of-7-week-old-baby-who-says-hello-tells-113439512847.html

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b4P-0MiaRM

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  16. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    I HAD A COUPLE VIDS OF BLACK PEOPLE FIGHTING,BUT THATS AN EVERY DAY THING ANYMORE.SINCE WINTER IS ABOUT OVER,I THOUGHT I’D THROW THIS IN.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEIDf1YhiQ

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  17. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    IF ANYBODY MADE IT THIS FAR,YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET A HOBBY OR SOMETHING

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    • Pete: “IF ANYBODY MADE IT THIS FAR,YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET A HOBBY OR SOMETHING”

      Well, I cheated. I skipped a lot of the porn and Obamanation parts, and haven’t watched all the videos yet.

      Great collection of stuff again, Pete.

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    • Ting's avatar Ting

      I made it! Lots of fun and some things that I just can’t believe, but very entertaining. Thanks, Pete.

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  18. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Coming from an expert like you,I’ll take that as a compliment.

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  19. chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated

    Baby on Board …… ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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  20. chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated

    Pop rocks ………… somewhere there is a cat who will never EVER use its litter box again. (Ew.)

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