The Good News and the Bad News

The good news is that my cataract surgery yesterday was a success. According to my checkup today my vision is now 20/20.
Shockingly, the nurses all remembered me from my first procedure 4 weeks ago. DW says sometimes I’m like a bloody wreck with multiple fatalities that you witness. You never quite forget the trauma. When the anesthesiologist came by to meet me, I said: Pump a gallon in me, Allen, then slip the juice to me, Bruce. He asked me what I was talking about, so I started singing the 1956 psycho-billy classic, Transfusion, by Nervous Norvus. This will mess with your head.

Sniper Decapitates ISIS Leader Teaching Beheading Class

One minute he was standing there and the next his head had exploded. The commander remained standing upright for a couple of seconds before collapsing and that’s when panic set in. We later heard most of the recruits deserted.
The Dan .338 bolt-action rifle features a .338 LAPUA Magnum bullet which tumbles end-over-end once it hits flesh, displacing the liquid within a body in a process called “hydrostatic shock.” Once the bullet hits a body it creates a large cavity within the target, leaving a massive wound as it exits. To see an example of how this process works, watch the video below.

Just as predicted, the democrats are whining about GOP “obstructionism” for planning to block Barry’s judicial nomination. They sang a different tune when George W. was in office. After all the uproar, nobody doubts he’ll get what he wants one way or the other. The end justifies the means. That’s how they roll.
In other news, the reply section has:
Hillary barking like a dog (I wish I were kidding)
A former victim telling how Bent Penis used to put on her frillies and play his saxophone
Donald Trump again threatening to go third party
Gary Sinise giving a shoutout to the troops
The White house giving a shoutout to worthless punk, Kanye West (but has no time for dead policemen)
A few other things.







Filed under Antonin Scalia, Armed Forces, Democrats, ISIS, Supreme Court

13 responses to “The Good News and the Bad News

  1. Pistol Pete

    There were,of course,a number of outlets reporting this hideous atrocity.However,nobody puts it quite like Curmudgeon:
    Hillary Barks Like A Dog During Reno Stump Speech
    I always knew Hillary was a mangy, flea-bitten bitch. Her stump speech in Reno yesterday was one for the books.

    As The Ice Cube In Heels recalled an old radio ad that ran in Arkansas when Bubba was running for office, she told the story of a trained dog who would bark if someone said something that was untrue.


  2. Pistol Pete

    Trump again hints at third-party run: ‘The RNC is in default’

    Trump signed a pledge last year to run as a Republican and not as an independent. He first raised the posibility of a third-party run in an exclusive interview with The Hill last summer
    I signed a pledge, but it’s a double-edged pledge, and as far as I’m concerned they’re in default of the pledge,” he said at a campaign event outside of Charleston, S.C., The Guardian reported.


  3. Pistol Pete

    Class act! Gary Sinise interrupts Grammys to honor troops
    Actor and musician, Gary Sinise is well-known for his tireless efforts to support active duty military and U.S. veterans. True to form, when Sinise presented the Best Country Album award with country singer Cam, he used the opportunity to give thanks to those who make it all possible – our troops.


    Love the shout out to our great Heros of our Military @GarySinise

    Thought the #Grammys were silly but then Gary Sinise showed up and now everything’s cool

    NBC takes heat as White House sends shoutout to Grammy’s racially-charged rapper
    That’s right. With the battle over the Supreme Court raging, foreign affairs in shambles, terrorism and immigration among other critical problems, NBC News had the time to wonder aloud if “Obama’s favorite rapper” could take home the album of the year award much to the chagrin of many on social media.

    Can Obama’s favorite rapper @KendrickLamar win the top award at the #GRAMMYs?

    6:35 PM – 15 Feb 2016

    Rob ‎@robmillertime

    @NBCNews Not sure. Can you get your heads out of Obama’s ass?

    @NBCNews Hundreds turned out today in my city for a Deputies funeral procession. Nobody gives a shit about this.

    Donning prison attire and shackles, Lamar and his backup dancers schlepped onto the stage while his band sat in makeshift prison cells behind them and performed “The Blacker the Berry” off of his album “To Pimp a Butterfly.”

    “You sabotage my community, makin’ a killin’/You made me a killer, emancipation of a real n****’,” he continued.

    At one point, he called himself a “hypocrite” for weeping “when Trayvon Martin was in the street when gang banging make me kill a n**** blacker than me.”

    Naturally, the White House thought the divisive, racially charged spectacle was just fantastic and congratulated the rapper on social media.

    Shoutout to @KendrickLamar and all the artists at the #Grammys working to build a brighter future. #MyBrothersKeeper


  4. Pistol Pete

    EXCLUSIVE: ‘He put on my frilly nightie, and danced around playing his sax.’ Former Miss Arkansas says Bill Clinton was so-so in bed and confided Hillary was into sex with women. Now she fears Hillary vendetta and sleeps with loaded semi-automatic
    Bill Clinton’s lovemaking was largely forgettable, says ex-mistress Sally Miller, but Clinton would rarely disappoint when divulging intimate secrets
    As far-fetched as her accusations may be, she is convinced that the Democratic presidential candidate is behind a plot to silence her
    ‘Let’s just get down to the facts,’ she adds. ‘Firstly, Bill didn’t mind telling me that Hillary doesn’t like sex.

    ‘I take him at his word and he told me she liked females more than men. She was the child of a more progressive community. She was exposed to all the liberals, she was a flower child.

    ‘Hillary does drugs too, that’s the only time that she would entertain the idea – again, this is what Bill told me.

    ‘While we were intimately involved he would say things like “gosh you need to come over and teach Hillary a few things”.

    ‘There is a vengeful, spiteful ugliness that some women have for other women. Hillary is just one of those women.’


  5. Pistol Pete

    I Can’t Make You Love Me

    SNL has historically been kind to Clinton. Not so this past Saturday night as their cold open featured The Ice Cube In Heels belting out Bonnie Raitt’s melancholy hit “I Can’t Make You Love Me” pleading for the support of millennials.


  6. Pistol Pete

    Bernie Sanders a Bum Who Didn’t Earn His First Steady Paycheck Until Age 40 Then Wormed His Way Into Politics

    Sanders took his first bride to live in a maple sugar shack with a dirt floor, and she soon left him. Penniless, he went on unemployment. Then he had a child out of wedlock. Desperate, he tried carpentry but could barely sink a nail. “He was a shi**y carpenter,” a friend told Politico Magazine. “His carpentry was not going to support him, and didn’t.”
    Then he tried his hand freelancing for leftist rags, writing about “masturbation and rape” and other crudities for $50 a story. He drove around in a rusted-out, Bondo-covered VW bug with no working windshield wipers. Friends said he was “always poor” and his “electricity was turned off a lot.” They described him as a slob who kept a messy apartment — and this is what his friends had to say about him.


  7. Pistol Pete

    Nothing says LOVE like separate vacations

    The Obamas — that happy, loving couple infesting the White House — spent their Valentines’ Day weekend in separate states.
    Barry was off golfing with his buddies in California. Michelle and the girls were taking their annual skiing trip to Aspen.
    Do these two ever spend any time together?
    Personally, I don’t give the hairy ass of a rat where Barack and Michelle celebrate Valentines’ Day. I just wish they would stop spending our money to get there.


  8. Pistol Pete

    Obama’s Slouching, Casual Demeanor Marred Speech on Scalia Death

    When he did deign to interrupt his Washington’s Birthday holiday weekend vacation, Obama spoke to the nation from the press filing center in Rancho Mirage while not wearing a tie with his rumpled shirt collar open under a suit jacket. Two-thirds through reading prepared remarks staged on the lectern, Obama placed both elbows on the lectern and finished the three-minute speech slouching on the lectern.


  9. Pistol Pete

    Shock: CBS Exposes Hillary’s Hypocrisy on Scalia Replacement

    She singled out, “Secretary Clinton may be upset that the Republicans are saying that they’re going to block President Obama’s nominee, but when she was senator, she voted with the Democrats to block President Bush’s nomination of Justice Alito.” Crawford concluded, “What goes around, comes around.” No such even-handed reporting appeared on ABC or NBC.


  10. Pistol Pete

    Constitutional Crisis? Obama Says Senate Must Act on Scalia Replacement

    I plan to fulfill my constitutional responsibilities to nominate a successor in due time. There will be plenty of time for me to do so, and for the Senate to fulfill its responsibility to give that person a fair hearing and a timely vote. These are responsibilities that I take seriously, as should everyone. They’re bigger than any one party. They are about our democracy.


  11. Pistol Pete

    Hillary Clinton: Republicans ‘Dishonor’ Constitution by Vowing to Block Scalia Replacement

    Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said that Republicans “dishonor” the Constitution by pledging to block President Obama’s nominees to replace the late Antonin Scalia on the Supreme Court.


  12. Glad to hear your surgery went well, Pete. Thanks so much for keeping the place open for us in Chrissy’s absence. (Sorry I haven’t been much help, but my adorable grandson keeps me very busy these days. He learned to walk at ten months, and now he RUNS everywhere. He can be a challenge for his granny, who is sixty years older than he is.)


  13. Pistol Pete

    I think it’s a universal truth that about the time little ones learn to walk they involve the grownups in an involuntary game of hide and closets,behind couches,watching the parents panic.They must think it’s funny.