Jeff Sessions is a Southern White Republican, so OF COURSE he must be a Raaaaaacist! NEVER MIND THE EVIDENCE!
But, you know what? It wasn’t Republicans tweeting RACIST crap today!
When Ira Madison saw Sessions sitting with his darling granddaughter on his lap, the MTV culture writer tweeted for Sessions to “kindly return this Asian baby to the Toys ‘R’ Us you stole her from.”
And when Sen. Tim Scott announced his support for Sessions as AG, racist Democrats crawled out from under their rocks to scream Uncle Tom, house boy, housenigger, and porch boy at him.
Scott proved himself to be a gracious gentleman, responding to tweets like “You’ve sold your soul voting for Jeff Sessions” with “Sorry ma’am, but my #SoulIsPurchasedByJesus.”
He also showed he has the better sense of humor. When one tweeter called him “A white man in a black body”, he asked “Is that like a Liger?”
Thank you for your grace, Senator Scott. You make me proud to share your party, your nation, and most importantly your faith in Jesus Christ.
Sources:
- http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/10/politics/tim-scott-supports-jeff-sessions-statement/index.html
- http://twitchy.com/sd-3133/2017/01/10/fatality-sen-tim-scott-gracefully-smacks-down-racist-haters-upset-by-his-sessions-support/
- http://dailycaller.com/2017/01/10/mtv-host-mocks-jeff-sessions-asian-grandchildren/
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As I recall, leftist schmucks made the same kind of lame jokes about Mitt Romney’s black grandson. If every member of Romney’s extended family had been persons of pallor, that would have been proof of his racism. Throw in an adorable black grandchild, that’s just further proof of his racism. Ditto Jeff Sessions and his adorable Asian grandchildren. It’s like leftist arguments (I use the term loosely) over segregation and gentrification: White people move out of a neighborhood, that’s white flight (aka racism); white people move into a neighborhood, that’s gentrification (aka racism). Moral of the story: When you’re white and/or Republican, you’re damned if you do, damned if you don’t.
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We should all just sign up for the euthanasia package and spare the poor Snowflake Generation any more pain!
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I did read one thing yesterday about a dedicated liberal woman who decided NOT to join the march in DC after she got a really surly set of “instructions” from some black organizer about “checking her white privilege” before presuming to join them.
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