April Fools from the USPS

On April 1, Dearest went to the post office to mail our grandson his birthday present. I had pre-printed the label; he went to the desk to fill out the customs form and get it weighed. As of today, the package still had not arrived at its destination in Europe, so I logged into the USPS to check the tracking history. I’m thinking we should’ve waited until April 2 to mail it!

Local Post Office in Central NY:

  • Arrived April 1 @ 4:02 pm
  • Departed April 2 @ 7:41 am

Northwestern Regional Facility in Rochester, New York:

  • Arrived April 2 @ 7:57 pm
  • Departed April 3 @ 12:41 am

USPS Facility, Rochester NY:

  • Arrived April 3 @ 12:55 am
  • Departed April 4 @ 7:43 am

International Distribution Center in Chicago IL:

  • Departed April 4 @ 7:43 am (same moment it departed Rochester)
  • Arrived April 4 @ 7:43 am (same moment again)
  • Departed April 5 @ 6:49 pm
  • Departed April 6 @ 3:40 pm
  • Departed April 7 @ 2:00 am (some people just can’t leave a party)

Network Distribution Center in Warrendale PA:

  • Arrived April 7 @ 1:18 pm (two minutes before departing Chicago?)
  • Departed April 8 @ 5:00 am

International Distribution Center in Chicago IL:

  • Arrived April 8 @ 12:50 pm
  • Departed April 9 @ 8:20 am
  • Arrived April 9 @ 8:21 am
  • Departed April 9 @ 8:21 am (could you people try and hit the right buttons?!)
  • Departed April 9 @ 8:40 pm
  • Departed April 13 @ 1:12 am
  • Departed April 13 @ 6:12 pm
  • Departed April 14 @ 7:13 am (arrived twice, departed six times?!)

Avondale, AZ 85323:

  • Arrived April 16 @ 7:28 pm
  • Departed April 16 @ 7:53 pm

This package is supposed to be going to Europe! How did it end up in ARIZONA?!

Phoenix AZ Distribution Center:

  • Arrived April 16 @ 11:02 pm
  • In Transit to Next Facility @ April 18, 2026

Syracuse NY Distribution Center:

  • Arrived April 19 @ 12:22 pm

Northwestern Regional Facility in Rochester, New York:

  • Arrived April 20 @ 11:57 am
  • Processing Exception: April 20 @ 3:17 pm

Syracuse NY Distribution Center:

  • Departed April 22 @ 12:54 pm

Northwestern Regional Facility in Rochester, New York:

  • Processing Exception: April 22 @ 1:28 pm
  • Departed April 23 @ 2:50 am

Syracuse NY Distribution Center:

  • Arrived April 23 @ 4:44 am

Twenty-two days to go nowhere … sigh.

I called the local PO and she said she’d try to “get a picture of it and give you a buzz back.” ::sigh:: I’d be less dismayed if I’d just bought him something I could easily replace, but the fact is that I spent a lot of hours making his gift. Also, his birthday was on the tenth. :-(““

LATER: PO lady called back quite quickly and reported that somebody managed to lose the customs form, so the package is coming back here. “It should be delivered to your house in a couple of days.” Oh goodie! So we get to start all over again!

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