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High-Frequency Noise Pollution Concerns Mount as Florida Releases Bats to Combat Zika

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And Hillary shrieks enough by herself. With thousands of little Hillaries flying around, the noise will be deafening.

Miami New Times – Bats are, famously, one of the mosquito’s natural predators. According to some experts, a single brown bat can gobble up to 1,000 mosquitoes in a single hour. So if the county released a cave’s worth of bats into the Wynwood sky every day, Miami’s mosquito problem would be eradicated in a fortnight, right?

Turns out the idea isn’t all that crazy: Last month, the New York Times chronicled suburban North Hempstead, New York’s plan to build “bat houses” — which look and function like bird houses except with slot-shaped holes for bats — across its Long Island town. According to one mosquito expert the Times quoted, bats burn so many calories through flying that they pretty much have to inhale mosquitoes indiscriminately to keep themselves full.

But town officials say it’s impossible to quantify what impact the bats have had, and Laura Finn, a Central Florida bat conservation expert who spoke with New Times via phone, says she doubts they would be able to wipe out mosquitoes on their own.

Read the whole story at Miami New Times.

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Crack Investigative Reporters Achieving Unheard-Of Levels of Readiness In Anticipation that Next Trump Mistake Will Be an Actual Mistake

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Zmalfoy Caught on Film During Super Secret Bujinkan Ninja Training Exercise

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How I Expected the Week to End

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Bottom image by Diann Russell and the Patriot Retort blog.

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Some Thoughts on the Week of Shame

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These DNC Guys Seem So Legit

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Scott Pelley and Lying Hillary Clinton

MusingsOfABabyBoomer Blog – Scott Pelley said Hillary Clinton “seemed genuinely surprised” when the CBS anchor brought up the Wikileaks hack of the Democratic National Committee in their interview for 60 Minutes broadcast Sunday.

Pelley joined CBS This Morning Monday to promote the interview, and co-host Norah O’Donnell brought up an unaired portion of the interview. “The specific part of your interview that is drawing interest this morning is her answer to the DNC email scandal, she acted like she was not familiar with what was going on,” said O’Donnell.

Pelley claimed Clinton looked “surprised” by his question. “I got to tell you, if I’m any reader of body language, I’ve known Secretary Clinton for 25 years, and I was struck, as I was reading the emails to her in the interview, her eyes widened as if to say, what is this about? What are you talking about? She seemed genuinely surprised,” Pelley said.

Once again a member of the press does his part to cover up a scandal surrounding Lying Hillary Clinton. First of all if he has known her for 25 years as he claims, he knows that she is a world class liar. Surely someone that has told more lies than Satan the Devil would be able to look shocked when confronted with something she does not want anyone to suspect she was a part of.

But I am sure he knew what he was saying was nearly as big a lie as the one Hillary espoused. I am quite sure that she would not go on a so-called news show without being fed the questions in advance so that she could cut off any thing that might be damaging to her. That is why she does so few news conferences.  Please read the rest here.

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Thinking Bad: Bryan Cranston on Obama’s “Qualities”

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Breitbart News – Actor Bryan Cranston will vote for Hillary Clinton in this year’s presidential race because he agrees with the presumptive Democrat nominee’s “platform” — and thinks her chief rival, presumptive Republican nominee Donald Trump, lacks the presidential qualities that have made President Obama so successful.

In an interview with the Daily Beast, the 60-year-old Breaking Bad star said it still doesn’t feel “real” to him that a “supreme narcissist” like Trump could become President of the United States.

Read the rest at Breitbart News.

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Need Relief from Americus Destructus Baracki? Try Spending Some Time in Small Town America, in a Red County

But you better do it before Barack’s new HUD rules turn every small community into little Chicagos.

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A Beautiful Great Lakes Musky with a Message

Gruntington Post [Pentwater, Michigan] – Due to the overwhelming gloom that seemed to be gripping Americans around the normally happy time of the 4th of July week, the staff here at the Gruntington Post took it upon themselves to travel to the north woods in the Great Lakes region to find remnants of a cheerful America.  Of course, we had to purposely avoid vast areas of the lake country that are infested with Democrats, like the entire State of Minnesota.  Luckily, there are still lake beach communities around Lake Michigan that are majority Republican (and hence, happy, prosperous places) because they are populated by conservative refugees from the cities of Detroit and Chicago and Green Bay.

We ended up in the small coastal town of Pentwater, Michigan, mainly because that’s where we blew out a clutch on the Gruntmobile.  Unfortunately, getting your 15 year old Toyota Corolla repaired in the lower peninsula of Michigan is not always a friendly experience, this still being Ford, Dodge and Chevy country, after all.

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A Michigan Garage Beauty – NOT the GruntMobile

Still, it only goes to show you the lengths of sacrifice that we are willing to accept in order to bring the real story to our readers.  As you can see in the photo below of the deck at Gull Landing on Pentwater Harbor, we spent our downtime vigorously researching the local culture.  We left no local blues band unheard, no fried walleye platter uneaten and no extra-tall mojito undrunk in the service of our readers.

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Also, we faced considerable danger on a daily basis from the freshwater sharks that infest the waters of Lake Michigan.  This was necessary to experience the local flora and fauna and the unique character of the local brews that the natives there carry onto the beaches in rectangular boxes called “coolers.”  We found it all very intoxicating.

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West Shore Lake Michigan South of Ludington

After a while, all we could do is lay on the beach and stare up at the sky at the clouds.  I obsessed on this cloud for a while(below) because it looked, to me, like a T-bone steak.  But that might have been the beer toxicity kicking in.

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T-Bone Steak Cloud or Just Imagination?

We noticed that the locals along this part of the freshwater coast do a lot of boating in a variety of watercraft.  Many keep fit paddling long indian boats that the locals call “canoes” or “kayaks,” like the guy in the center of the photo below, and we did a fair amount of that, ourselves, until it became obvious that it was a lot of work.  A few mojitos later, and that pain was all a distant memory.

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Mears Beach

And what of the local politics?  We spent some time talking to locals, especially the mechanic who fixes all the local vehicles in town, it being too isolated here to have any large garages or dealerships.  Bruce and Nancy Maynard run their 3-bay auto shop at the edge of Pentwater, and they were good enough to take on our clutch job, even though it meant working the Saturday after the 4th to get us back on the road.  Bruce is an amazing master mechanic, a Vietnam veteran and a brilliant raconteur who spent 20 years running a shop near Aspen Colorado and worked on all the vehicles of the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band while he was there.  He had the Colorado license plate and other paraphernalia on the wall of his shop to prove it.  He also took very good care of us.

I expected the area to be Mitt Romney country, and for it to be possibly hostile to Trump for that reason.  According to Bruce, that probably isn’t true at all.  He seemed to think there was a lot of openness to Trump as a candidate, and there was especially an enormous amount of hostility toward Hillary Clinton.  That was music to my ears, as you can imagine.

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Our Landlord for the Week Likes Trump Resorts. Interesting…

The conclusion?  Small town America still rocks in the month of July.  It’s good for the soul.  You should give it a try, if only for a week.  The rental rates in this part of the Great Lakes were surprisingly low, I thought, and were certainly much lower than comparable places in Florida, Gulf Coast or Mexico.

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Flags and Happy Families and Bars with Antlers

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West Shore Lake Michigan Harbor Sundown

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Be Revolutionary

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No connection to Jefferson’s Whiskey, but this marketing idea available from Grunt Enterprises cheap!  Contact our home office in Parker, Colorado for rates on hundreds of graphics displaying your product next to Barack Obama getting hammered!

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And Spock Never Lies…

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More Fun with Mind-Melding Gone Wrong: Very Wrong…

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