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REQUIEM FOR A LOST SEASON

It’s over. Labor Day has past and with it the official end of summer. One last chance for a ride in the country to a farm that sells fresh produce in the front yard. Fresh corn to roast on the grill alongside the dead animal flesh,tomatoes and bell peppers for the salad and ripe,red watermelon to remind you of days when you got so messy eating it and spitting the seeds at your sister. Here in the northern climes it seems like it’s warm for such a short time and cold for so long it’s hard,once again,facing the reality of months of freezing cold,snow and ice storms.
This was the coldest summer I can remember in some time. Temperatures every night dropped to the upper 50s-low 60s. We had one day in July when the weather hit 90 degrees and maybe two days in August. The park district pools and the water theme park suffered because the water never gets really warm and kid aren’t too keen on swimming when it’s 70 degrees. The farmer we talked to said all the rain we got really made the corn grow. Sometimes we lose sight of the fact that God has a plan for everything He does,even if we whine like little kids about it.

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TIDBITS FOR TODAY — FWIW

No editorializing today. Did too much of it yesterday.
Chrissy commented yesterday about Barky making an ass of himself in fromt of the American Legion.
Here’s the deal:
American Legion Gives Obama TEPID CLAPPING That Lasts ONLY A FEW SECONDS
This was his first appearance in front of the group since the VA scandal broke earlier this year. Obama blamed George W. Bush for the VA Scandal back in May
A Virginia legionnaire who served in the U.S. Marine Corps told MailOnline that ‘a small group of Obama’s admirers – and there are some here – sat near the front and tried to generate applause for him about 10 times.’

American Legion Gives Obama TEPID CLAPPING That Lasts ONLY A FEW SECONDS (Video)

I guess he won’t be counting on the veteran vote in the next election……oh,wait.

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GRAND JURY HAS BEEN EMPANELED TO HEAR OFC. DARREN WILSON CASE
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A LITTLE LEVITY FOR THOSE WHO PASS BY

Been a rough week…..
Racial riots,looting,beheadings,democrats pontificating shamelessly,all being ignored by the robotic despot who feels nothing for anybody or anything save his own selfish desires.

FOUND IT
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DW ACTUALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD AT THIS ONE…I CAN RELATE :
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FRIDAY FUNNY

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THINGS AS I SEE THEM 8/21/14

I read a number of articles today by legal people saying there’s no way a grand jury will indict Ofc. Darren Wilson,given the facts at hand and more than a dozen witnesses who saw Saint Charging Bull pummel the officer senseless and after starting to leave the scene,came back to finish the beating. That’s when Wilson used deadly force to stop the 300 lb. Brown.Wilson was taken to the hospital for treatment for severe facial wounds.

Facts, unfortunately, are nothing but an annoyance to the liberal agenda. Holder met yesterday with the aggrieved,soon-to-be-millionaire birth units of the young gangster and reassured the screaming mobs ‘change is coming.’
Holder visits suburban St. Louis, says ‘change is coming’ after police shooting
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/08/20/holder-arrives-in-ferguson-after-subdued-protests/

Jay Nixon (dirtpile-Mo.) has already tried and convicted the officer.
All the policeman has to do is avoid being railroaded by the governor,the US Attorney General and,ultimately,the President.

Outside the St. Louis County Justice Center in Clayton, where the grand jury was expected to convene on the matter, two dozen protesters gathered in a circle for a prayer, chanted, and held signs urging prosecutor Bob McCulloch to step aside. Nearly two dozen officers guarded the building’s main entrance, which also was blocked off with yellow police tape.

Businesses in Clayton prepare for the lawless hordes about to descend on them to steal everything they can lay hands to.

I spoke with another black I work with and he thinks its perfectly OK for his ‘people’ to take what they can get,sees no problem in baby mama and baby daddy making lots of money because they kid was a criminal and says blacks killing whites is simply “payback.”
He wasn’t joking.There is no doubt a deep-seated racial hatred that runs deep in the black culture. That,frankly,frightens the hell out of me.

In the other top story today,African Idol Barry Obama gave a five minute statement on the butchering of James Foley,mumbled some crap about ISIS not representing peace-loving muslims,then 8 minutes…EIGHT FREAKING MINUTES!!!! later he was out of his jacket and dress shirt and back on the golf course for a 5 hour round with his buddies. Those of us on the right are sickened but far from surprised,while the left feigns outrage that their hero feels no empathy for anyone but himself. That’s the description of a total narcissist.

Completely ignoring howls of protest about his shameful behavior,Barry was back on the links TODAY for his 8th round of golf in 11 days.
This article is from the UK Telegraph.I had it cached in IE and it WILL NOT C&P so I have to riff on it myself.Here’s the link:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2730503/Fist-bump-Furious-reactions-Obamas-5-hour-golf-game-overshadow-5-minute-ISIS-speech-teed-IMMEDIATELY-condemning-American-photojournalist-James-Foleys-executioners.html

Donning his best RINO suit,Joke Scarbooble bragged how his hero showed ISIS what a badass he is:

‘Spock With A Pitching Wedge’ – Scarborough: Obama Golfing Shows ISIS He’s ‘One Cold Bastard’

http://patdollard.com/2014/08/spock-with-a-pitching-wedge-scarborough-obama-golfing-shows-isis-hes-one-cold-bastard/#uEr7svCHHRP6MS5s.99

There are,of course,other things in the news contained in the reply section.

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FRIDAY FUN… A TWOFER!

It’s been a rough week. Ferguson.Mo. besieged for a week by anarchists and racists,led by racist #1,one Barack H. Obama while he golfs and dances the night away

Middle East in flames,people dying like flies

Fears of an Ebola outbreak

Russia moving on the Ukraine and violating US airspace

A little decompression would seem appropriate. There are some truly bizarre links today,like drunken lawn mower jockeys and the world’s biggest fart machine. Pete is ever on the cutting edge of journalism.

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DO YOU REMEMBER THESE?

Every once in awhile I like to do a little reminiscing about a time that was less frenetic,maybe a little more innocent (at least it seemed to us) and to be a little saddened to think our children and grandchildren will never know how good it once was.

Some of these were pulled from Facebook,some I just remembered from an earlier time. You’ll recognize some of these,but some you may not unless you’re REALLY old.

We couldn’t afford these,so my granny split the seams in my dungarees and sewed a triangle of cloth to them to widen them.I was the coolest kid in school.

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Fireworks in our state are illegal. These were not.

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If you remember this you’re REALLY dating yourself. It was the first interactive TV show and aired on CBS from 1953-1957. The kit included a piece of vinyl to press on the television screen and crayons. They would draw lines on the monitor and you traced them on the sheet. Then you could peel it off and color it. There was also a magic cloth to wipe it clean so you could be ready for the next week.

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Who didn’t try this on a hot day before you let the water run awhile?

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These came in Kellogg’s cereal. Put some baking soda in the bottom and drop them in the tub……magic.

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It is not healthy to live in the past,but it seems a good place to visit once in awhile.

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DON’T DISABLE ME, BRO!

There is a new wordpress format today and I don’t care for it. I have never seen a post here that had the comments disabled and several of CtH’s are. One of the biggest reasons I love posting here is to share thoughts and see what others have to contribute. It’s like anticipating going to a ball game and finding out they don’t allow fans into the game.
Like grandpa used to say: just when you think you have all the answers,they go and change the questions!
Here’s hoping this works.

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TOO FAT FOR A CONVENTIONAL SHOWER,MOOCH SHOWS OFF HER NEW BIKINI AS SHE AWAITS HER ANNUAL BATH

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I Don’t Look Good Naked Anymore

Pistol Pete ASKED me to post this!  Really!  He says it’s his theme song.  IOW, it’s not about me!  It’s about HIM!

Okay. So that’s a total lie. It’s about me too, except for the donuts and deep-fried anything, which I don’t eat, mainly because my stupid stomach won’t digest that crap anymore.  And it took me a lot of indigestion before I finally admitted I couldn’t eat that crap anymore.  And even more before I learned to remember not to eat to eat that crap BEFORE I ate it.

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