Category Archives: Funny Stuff

What will be will be. I remember when I was about 6 I had such a crush on Patti Page every time I saw her on a variety show (remember those?).
I have no idea where I’m going with this,but it never stopped me before.

Chrissy:
Here’s what Project Veritas and James O’Keefe were talking about

VISUAL RELIEF

Exactly 365 days from today I will officially be a senior citizen.
I will be :

Old enough for Medicare.Yes,that wonderful government program most Americans of my age end up in,where you can wade knee-deep in government bureaucracy for everything from eye drops to an artificial hip.

Old enough to appreciate that as my time grows short each day is a gift from God

Old enough to remember when a family had two parents,one car,one television with three channels and one telephone.

Old enough to know there was a time when you had a problem with a kid at school you waited until after school and went to the playground,took a couple swings at each other,then went and played.

Old enough to remember that aside from your house and your car you paid cash for everything.There were no credit cards.

Old enough to know at one time unless you were very old,very young or infirm you had to work to eat.Welfare carried a stigma.

Old enough to remember when the senior citizen vote was coveted because they voted in larger numbers than most demographics.That was before electronic voting,where thousands of precincts tally hundreds more ballots than they have registered voters.This is strictly the domain of democrats and nothing is ever done to change it.now they count on super majorities of blacks,Hispanics and other special interest groups to stay in power.

Old enough to remember when if a schoolgirl got pregnant,the family was shamed into taking her out of class,not having daycare for 15 year old mothers.

Old enough to regret the four decades I smoked cigarettes and the fact I don’t have as much time as I should have to enjoy these:

Old enough to joke that if my kids are waiting for me to pass so they can inherit all I have,they’ll be sorely disappointed.Every dollar I ever made I spent.Some on liquor and wild women,the rest I just wasted.

And I’m old enough to have loved and lost.And losing sucks.

and old enough to know the number of friends you have makes no difference.I never had more than a handful.But the friends I have,on these boards are as true as any I’ve ever known.The irony of the fact I’ll never meet or hang out with any of them is not lost on me.

The statement below was reportedly written in response to a barrage of requests from the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) for an account from PC Peach, despite officers explaining to the law service that Peach was a K9 officer.

Many bloggers picked up the story, including the claim that the Professional Standards Department (PSD) would be investigating the police department for making a false statement.  The story is dated a  year ago, but I was unable to find any follow-up about what punishment PSD imposed on Officer Peach.  Maybe he was suspended without Milk Bones for a week.

Source:

PC Peach gives statement – only problem is, it’s a dog

The 2013 Barkley Dog Family Subaru Commercial Compilation – FUNNY!

Just a mishmash of totally unrelated and irrelevant stuff.

My heart has been breaking seeing pictures I would not post here of weeping Iraquis rounded up just before they are marched to an open pit and executed. Tens of thousands have been murdered since our gutless asshole-in-chief abandoned the Iraqi people to the tender mercies of bloodthirsty terrorists. Right now there are tens of thousands trapped on a remote mountainside,dying of thirst trying to escape their ultimate fate. Obama is said to be ‘considering air strikes’ or dropping humanitarian aid to the doomed. I don’t believe a word of it. When questioned about the atrocities committed by Hamas the strongest condemnation he could come up with was that their actions were “unacceptable.” Face it…he.just.doesn’t.care.

A COPY OF THE DINNER FROM THE AFRICAN CIRCLE JERK BARRY HOSTED THIS WEEK

We stagger forward

WHEN YOUR DADDY IS KING OF THE COUNTRY, BEING A PRINCESS CAN BE FUN
A 16 year old,running around a huge music festival with nobody around but your buddies,the Secret Service. I still question letting her do this in public.

Malia Obama spotted hanging out with friends (and her burly Secret Service detail) at Chicago music festival Lollapalooza
President Obama’s eldest daughter was spotted at the music festival in Grant Park this weekend
The 16-year-old watched Lorde on Friday night then Chance The Rapper on Sunday with her friends
Neither the president or first lady was present and Malia left on Sunday night after the finale on foot with friends
Already this summer, Malia has worked in LA as a production assistant on the set of Extant, a new CBS sci-fi thriller starring Halle Berry

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2715952/Malia-Obama-spotted-hanging-friends-burly-Secret-Service-Chicago-music-festival-Lollapalooza.html#ixzz39XBdO1Ru

JOHN “LIVESHOT” KERRY (WHO SERVED IN VIET NAM) PEDALS AROUND ON A PINK GIRLS’ BIKE WHILE THE MIDEAST BURNS

HE TRIES TO EMULATE HIS STUDLY HERO,BHO
At least Barry’s sled isn’t pink

Since I’m too retarded to figure out how to post graphics in the comment section and I can’t afford to pay my tech to show me how,I’m trying to post pictures with links. As granny used to say, “Take a chance–Columbus did.”
But an editorial cartoonist with the Chattanooga Times Free Press took divisive, vitriolic politics to a whole new level with this political cartoon.

Too low even for libs: Cartoon links Trayvon Martin, Obama impeachment
As can be seen, Obama is depicted as a Trayvon Martin-like figure, while the act of impeachment is portrayed by a George Zimmerman-like character. The racial overtones are impossible to miss.
http://www.bizpacreview.com/2014/08/03/too-low-even-for-libs-cartoon-links-trayvon-martin-obama-impeachment-136239

IF YOU HAVEN’T HEARD, IT’S HIS 53RD BIRTHDAY TODAY
Obama’s bizarre birthday campaign: ‘Way to be creepy there, DNC’
How long will it be before he makes it a national holiday by executive order?

President Obama’s mini-meltdown during a White House news conference last week was just the beginning of the birthday begging.

The DNC didn’t miss a beat with the annual appeal to the ignorant, but this time it was a little creepy:

SOME PRETTY FUNNY TWEETS AT LINK:
http://www.bizpacreview.com/2014/08/04/obamas-bizarre-birthday-campaign-way-to-be-creepy-there-dnc-136355

I WAS GOING TO POST MY PERSONAL OPINION OF HIM BUT SELF-CONTROL GOT THE BETTER OF ME

Put Down the Cupcake: New Ban Hits School Bake Sales

New Requirements May Squeeze Out Gooey Fundraising Fare; Fat Standard
Without state-approved exemptions, any treats sold would have to meet calorie, sodium, fat and other requirements. The law permits states to fine schools that don’t comply.
Pathetic….some of the best cookies I ever had some of my school friends’ moms made.
http://online.wsj.com/articles/schools-plan-to-lighten-up-on-bake-sales-1406923280?mod=WSJ_hp_RightTopStories

A CALLER ON REDEYE RADIO THIS MORNING POINTED OUT FOLKS ON FOOD STAMPS CAN BUY ALL MANNER OF CRAP WITH ZERO NUTRITIONAL VALUE. SO WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE?

Sheila Jackson Lee Wishes Fellow Narcissist Barack Obama A Happy Birthday With A Picture Of . . .
Sheila Jerkface Lee
Narcissism seems to run through the democrat party

What her staffers say it’s like to work for an egomaniac and raging narcissist like Jackson Lee.
Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee of Texas also hands out nicknames to the people who work for her. The Houston Democrat addressed one of her employees as “you stupid motherfucker.” And not just once, but “constantly,” recalls the staffer, “like, all the time.”

Check the link for more mind-altering stupidity.
http://weaselzippers.us/195362-sheila-jackson-lee-wishes-fellow-narcissist-barack-obama-a-happy-birthday-with-a-picture-of-sheila-jackson-lee/

IF THE NEW YORK TIMES RAN WWII:

I HAVE A FILE CHOCK FULL OF COOL GRAPHICS,SO I’M GOING TO DO ANOTHER TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE SOON…..YOU’VE BEEN WARNED

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