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Christmas News

from Luke Chapter 2
4 So Joseph also went up from the town of Nazareth in Galilee to Judea, to Bethlehem the town of David, because he belonged to the house and line of David. 5 He went there to register with Mary, who was pledged to be married to him and was expecting a child. 6 While they were there, the time came for the baby to be born, 7 and she gave birth to her firstborn, a son. She wrapped him in cloths and placed him in a manger, because there was no guest room available for them.

8 And there were shepherds living out in the fields nearby, keeping watch over their flocks at night. 9 An angel of the Lord appeared to them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were terrified. 10 But the angel said to them, “Do not be afraid. I bring you good news that will cause great joy for all the people. 11 Today in the town of David a Savior has been born to you; he is the Messiah, the Lord. 12 This will be a sign to you: You will find a baby wrapped in cloths and lying in a manger.”

13 Suddenly a great company of the heavenly host appeared with the angel, praising God and saying,

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“Glory to God in the highest heaven,
and on earth peace to those on whom his favor rests.”

Co-workers surprise refinery security guard with an SUV for Christmas after realizing he rode a used bike with a flashlight taped to it to work
Security guard Adrian Alcorn was surprised with a Toyota Rav 4 for Christmas
He had been riding a used bike to work at Valero Texas City Refinery this year
Alcorn found the bike after his car broke down and he couldn’t afford to repair it
Co-workers at the refinery chipped in to surprise him with the SUV on Thursday

5,000-Year-Old Nativity Scene Found in Egypt
Ancient cave art in the Egyptian Sahara desert depicts two parents, a baby and a star in the east.
“It’s a very evocative scene which indeed resembles the Christmas nativity. But it predates it by some 3,000 years,” geologist Marco Morelli, director of the Museum of Planetary Sciences in Prato, near Florence, Italy, told Seeker.

Schertz police give 3-year-old ‘officer’ with leukemia a custom patrol vehicle
The department gathered donations from people within the department and from Walmart to purchase a miniature police Chevrolet Tahoe for Eli Hoag and a Razor scooter for his sister, Brooklyn.

How a Broken Organ and Two Musicians Blessed the World
For years we did not know exactly when he wrote “Silent Night” since the original manuscript was lost. However, in 1995 one manuscript in Mohr’s own handwriting was discovered. It shows conclusively that he wrote the words down as a poem in 1816, two years before it became a song.

Pizza delivery man finds a miracle at church
Two years ago, the father of three was diagnosed with end-stage heart failure. He would need a pump implanted into his chest that does 90% of the resting workload of the heart. Because the pump needs 24-hour power, Cammack has to wear a battery pack when he is out of the house, and must be plugged in when home.
“I need this to live,” Cammack said, patting the pack. “And medication.”
After sharing his story on stage, the magic started.
“Everyone got up out of their seats and came up to us and dropped money in the hat,” he said. “$1,456.”
“The world is good. It is full of goodness and kindness and people are just waiting to be able to express that in some way and be witness to that,” said Cammack. “It was phenomenal.”
But there’s more. On Monday, Devin got word from his doctor that he no longer needs a heart transplant because his treatment is working and his heart is beginning to return to a more manageable size. He will still require his implant for a while longer and lifelong medication.

Who Is St. Nicholas?
The true story of Santa Claus begins with Nicholas, who was born during the third century in the village of Patara. At the time the area was Greek and is now on the southern coast of Turkey. His wealthy parents, who raised him to be a devout Christian, died in an epidemic while Nicholas was still young. Obeying Jesus’ words to “sell what you own and give the money to the poor,” Nicholas used his whole inheritance to assist the needy, the sick, and the suffering. He dedicated his life to serving God and was made Bishop of Myra while still a young man. Bishop Nicholas became known throughout the land for his generosity to those in need, his love for children, and his concern for sailors and ships.

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Live Christmas All Year

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Yes!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a recording studio …

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Some Funny Christmas Videos

ONLY ONE MORE DAY UNTIL MEN START THEIR CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
My rapier wit only manifests itself every so often

MORE FROM DOUG FROM UPLAND
DFU CHRISTMAS 2016 SING-ALONG: I’m Gettin’ Nuttin’ for Christmas

DFU CHRISTMAS 2016 SING-ALONG: Let It Snow

DFU CHRISTMAS 2016 SING-ALONG: Frosty the Snowman

Walter’s ’Twas the Night Before Christmas | JEFF DUNHAM

Peanut: The Night Before Christmas” | Jeff Dunham’s Very Special Christmas Special | JEFF DUNHAM

Christmas Cats Video Compilation 2016

THERE WILL BE TIMES IN THIS KIDS LIFE WHEN HE’LL BE HAPPY TO HAVE THIS

10 Dogs More Excited About Christmas Than You!

AFV’s 12 Days Of Christmas – Adorable Laughing Babies Feel Good Compilation!

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Puppy love — holiday edition

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Feline Navidad

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The Mascots Await the Messiah

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I’d love to believe that Bootz is playing O Holy Night, but as Super Special as all of the PoliNation Mascots are, I think I’ll have to wait on that … maybe next year?!  🙂

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23 Days Until Christmas

This video has gone viral. If you haven’t seen it, you’ll enjoy it:

A Poem: Merry Trumpmas to Sore Losers (Especially the Media)


Your safe space is triggered, down came the Potemkin Blue Wall,
occupied by deplorables, who use words like “y’all.”
Your mood is down low, but way up is the Dow.
That’s right, even Nate Silver can’t save you now.

You chose Hollywood’s Rob Reiners over coal country’s miners.
What does your autopsy say about losing the Carolinas?
You exalted a twerker, belittled the worker,
then callused hands shut down Colbert and Stewart’s smirker.

And as is required, you hauled out the tired,
pretentious old rock stars, no longer admired.
But the smokescreen of Springsteen came with a cost,
for when votes were counted, even Bruce got bossed.

You indulged Wall Street’s Dillers and those BLM killers,
now reap a Rustbelt reckoning from millers and drillers.
Bubba went Davos, Chelsea turned out worse,
Hillary looks like she sleeps in a hearse.

You screamed KKK, and were so certain that Bey,
would smash the glass ceiling for pantsuited decay.
But as strategies go, that’s pretty gay.
Now Obama’sCare’s doomed. Hip-Hip hooray!

Even your media’s old bag of tricks,
thanks to us hicks, has met the River Styx.
That destructive swindle of demographic destiny,
has just Chappaquiddick’d the party of Ted Kennedy.

You’re Ben & Jerry, while I’m concealed carry,
say bye to that failed legacy from Barry.
The One broke his vow, my insurance he did take.
How’s this for a plan, go bake your own Goddamn cake.

Your butt it does ache, so you now scream of ‘holocaust,’
my heart it does sing, cuz Hill won more votes and still lost.
She bungled Benghazi, your rape-denying hasbeen,
‘scuse me while we go Make America Great Again.

To cancel out my ballot using an illegal voter,
no ID would be required in your New World Order.
And if we dare protest, you scream racist! with glee,
and now your despair makes me laugh until I pee.

Even though you were warned to never trust males made of beta,
how smug you were wielding The Upshot’s “pro-science” data.
You’ve lost and now you riot in your very own backyards.
Say, can you smell the irony of calling us Trumptards?

Lick your wounds by clicking on that Post which is still Huffing,
balm your sadz with the New York Times, forget they know nothing.
Do turn to Cherokee Warren to make your dreams come true,
cuz that’s the ticket back to power, one more old, white shrew.

Never forgive their treachery, the soulless media elite,
left-wingery masked as journalism, do relish their defeat.
These diseased supremacists, shrill peacocks no one elected,
their power to persuade went poof, truth exposed the infected.

The Washington Post dissolved into a red-baiting Truther,
NBC News pins its hopes on a rigged-election Boother.
Spawn your hate-crime hoaxes, your blacklists cloaked as “fake news,”
marinate in the failure of your polls and their skews.

You fact-checking grifters, we’re all just hating you back,
you impotent stooges, who only quack, flack, and hack.
You fascists, you crybullies, you speech-policing thugs,
how sweet to see the know-it-all slapped from your smug mugs.

As far as what powers this Mighty Trump Train,
now it’s time for me to throw you a Voxsplain.
Our fuel comes from the bitter tears that rain,
when your pompous privilege turns to luscious pain.

You’ve smeared me as an idiot since I can’t remember when,
and yet I’m not the “woke” dumbass who believed CNN.
But since the word “Christmas” gives your pinched faces twitches,
let me close by saying this: Merry Trumpmas, Bitchez.

DFU CHRISTMAS 2016 SING-ALONG: It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas

Flashback Video: When President Obama Mocked Trump For Vowing to Keep Carrier Jobs in the U.S.
‘He says he’s gonna bring all these jobs back…How exactly are you gonna negotiate that? What magic wand do have?’

At a town hall event hosted by PBS in June 2016, President Obama said it was unrealistic to try to neogtiate with companies to keep jobs in the U.S. Obama was responding to a question from an employee of Carrier Air Conditioners, who had announced months earlier that they were closing a factory in the U.S. and moving to Mexico. Six months later, President-elect Donald Trump announced a deal with Carrier’s parent company to keep the factory open:
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You’ve worked at Carrier for years…maybe decades.
You’ve been told your job is being moved to Mexico.
What will you do for Christmas?
Will you ever find another job except a part-time job someplace like McDonald’s or WalMart?
Then Donald Trump gets elected.
Maybe in the grand scheme of things, it won’t make much of an economic impact.
But when you look past the immense numbers involved in running a country you see the man or woman at the root of it.
For these people cynicism and despair was replaced by the renewed faith that someone cares about them.

This is the season we celebrate the birth of the only perfect man who ever lived. He cared about us. His is the Faith that never fails.
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Thanksgiving News

So Much stuff:

Abe Lincoln Thanksgiving 1864: ‘It Has Pleased Almighty God to Prolong Our National Life Another Year’

President Abraham Lincoln issued the following proclamation on Oct. 20, 1864, setting aside the last Thursday in November as “a day of thanksgiving and praise to Almighty God.”

Thanksgiving Tragedy
When they first arrived in Massachusetts, they acted like Bernie Sanders wants us to act. They farmed “collectively.” Pilgrims said, “We’ll grow food together and divide the harvest equally.”

Bad idea. Economists call this the “tragedy of the commons.” When everyone works “together,” some people don’t work very hard.
His answer: He divided the commune into parcels and assigned each Pilgrim his own property, or as Bradford put it, “set corn every man for his own particular. … Assigned every family a parcel of land.”

That simple change brought the Pilgrims so much plenty that they could share food with Indians. Bradford wrote that it “made all hands very industrious, so as much more corn was planted than otherwise would have been.”

Democrats Prepare to Enjoy the Holidays
Those Democrats sure know how to have a good time. While the rest of us are looking forward to family reunions and delicious turkey dinners, the Democratic Party is coaching its faithful on how to win political arguments. This is from the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, a “Guide to Thanksgiving With Your Republican Relatives.” Click to enlarge: Giving Thanks for the End of the Pro-Crime Presidency
Obama’s Thanksgiving gift to America: putting an unprecedented number of criminals back on the streets.
This Thanksgiving, Americans can give thanks for the termination of one of the most pro-criminal administrations in American history, though the damage done to the criminal justice system may far outlast outgoing President Barack Obama’s tenure in office.
To date, President Obama has now freed more than a thousand prisoners as part of his crusade against a criminal justice system he considers to be racist.

Pic of the Day: Looney Toons Now Selling Hillary Clinton Prayer Candles
Gee that borders on the offensively blasphemous…

Universities Offer Tips For Having A ‘Green’ Thanksgiving
First step is to mold the free-range tofu into the shape of a turkey.
In order to have a green Thanksgiving, students must also forgo the usual holiday gluttony and “eat mindfully” as well as regulating their intake of turkey and non-organic food.
“The meat industry is the number one source of methane gas, which is a major contributor to climate change,” Tip #4 reads. “Another major environmental impact of a meat-eating diet is the depletion of natural resources.”
KIND OF A BUZZKILL, AIN’T IT?

Jimmy Kimmel Hosts a PC Thanksgiving Pageant on His Show

The pageant featured children portraying what a first Thanksgiving celebration with pilgrims and Native Americans would have been like had they been forced to adhere to current politically correct standards, Mediaite reported.
A girl who narrated the pageant first cautioned the audience to not clap.
“Please, don’t applaud! It’s insensitive to people with no arms!” the narrator said.

Repo Man Pays Off Elderly Couple’s Car, Gives It Back
The little Pomeranian dog loved to curl up on 82-year-old Stanford Kipping’s lap when he and his wife Patty, 70, went for a drive. But in recent months a sharp increase in the cost of prescription medicine and other bills were more than a match for the couple’s fixed incomes. With several $95 a month car payments left unpaid on their 1998 Buick, the repo man, Jim Ford of Belleville, stopped his tow truck in front of their house.
“When I got home that night, I said to myself, ‘They are a real nice elderly couple. I gotta do something. I can’t just take their car,’ ” Ford said.
Then he did something that surely broke the hard code of ethics for repo men; he decided that he would pay off the Kippings’ debt and return their car to their driveway.
Using the online service “GoFundMe” and depending on his friends in the repo business, Ford said he raised more than $3,500 in one night. After the fee for the service and after paying the $2,501 to the bank owed on the Buick, Ford tucked $1,000 in cash into an envelope. A co-worker at his business bought a frozen Thanksgiving turkey and Ford put it in the cab of his tow truck.

Man Tips Waiter $750 So He Can Fly His GF And Baby Home For Christmas
A Texas gentleman tipped his waiter $750 so that he could fly himself and his pregnant girlfriend home to Ireland for Christmas.
Twenty-two-year-old Ben Millar was serving customers one evening at a restaurant in Houston, when he struck up a conversation with a diner about the band U2.
The customer told Millar that he was recently in Ireland to the see band perform. Millar, a native of Belfast, Ireland, told the customer that he wished he could “go back there for a weekend and visit my family,” the Telegraph

Retailers prepare for post-election Black Friday spending boom, but did a Trump win boost consumer confidence or are people just relieved it’s all over?
Voters are expected to rush to the stores following one of the most contentious elections in history
The consumer confidence rose by 8.4 points from October to 85.2 now
It’s the biggest gain within a single month since December 2011
Experts are predicting a holiday spending increase of almost 4 per cent
Foresee survey predicts 20 percent of Democrats will be spending more in the coming weeks compared to 10 percent of Republicans
137.4 million consumers will make purchases either in store or online


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More Thanksgiving Funnies

These may not be as good as Bluebird’s, but still worth the price.

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AMEN
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REMEMBER THIS ONE?

THIS IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST BITS EVER PRODUCED ON TELEVISION…WHAT A CLASSIC!

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