Category Archives: Vladimir Putin

Putin’s Bitch sneers at ‘fraidy cat GOP candidates?

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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I’ve been looking for some excuse to dump all the wonderful Obama is Putin’s bitch toons I’ve been saving.  And, here it is!

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OBAMA PUTIN flexibility PN

OBAMA PUTIN Kremlin releases tape PN

OBAMA PUTIN TOON boobs PN

OBAMA PUTIN TOON ctl alt del PN

OBAMA PUTIN TOON horsies PN

OBAMA PUTIN TOON palin PN

OBAMA PUTIN TOON punk bitch PN

OBAMA PUTIN TOON toy soldiers PN

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Russia Rising: Has the Newly Confident Culture of Putin’s Russia Captured the Magic that America Has Lost?

Masha4There is no longer any doubt that Russian energy production will eventually crush OPEC and the once mighty Saudi oil empire. Even now in the Middle East and broader Asia, Russia has happily replaced the weakened American military influence, especially in Syria. Russian Television has increasingly replaced western media as a source of unbiased, hard news. But in addition to all this flexing of Russian muscle, Moscow has found an unexpected way to capture the heart and soul of the world in the cultural arena. That’s very bad news for Americans who have dominated the world culture wars for a century and seem now to be abandoning that prize.
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One striking example of this strategic shift is the rise of an extraordinary animated media company that has been called “the new Pixar.” This company is not located in the United States or in the West at all. The company is Animaccord Animation Studio, and it operates in Moscow, but it’s reach is becoming long. Since 2008, it has produced over 50 popular episodes of a children’s cartoon called “Masha and the Bear,” and it’s recently released many of these in English and secured contracts with Netflix and other western distributors.
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By itself, that accomplishment doesn’t sound like much of a threat. But aside from achieving Pixar-like quality in just a few years, their creative talent – notably that of creator Oleg Kuzovkov – has struck a chord all over the world by capturing the fresh charm of old American Warner Brothers cartoons or the original Little Rascals. At a time when most children’s media is creatively paralyzed by political correctness and multiculturalism, Masha is free of all those things. Its stories are full of charming drama that can no longer show up in western cartoons. For example: a hyperactive little girl with zero parental supervision who’s a colossal pain in the ass and an actual existential threat to her woodland neighbors. Ethnic costumes and characters with no apologies or multi-culty stupidity. Christmas episodes that are not paganized or winter-solsticized. And, thank GOD, very little compulsive preaching about social issues! And it’s all hilarious. We should learn from this. But we probably won’t.
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Cross-Posted at Blog of Monte Cristo.

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Remember when …

… President Obama was going to improve America’s reputation around the world? If it weren’t so depressing, this cartoon from Russia would be funny.

OBAMA PUTIN from Russia

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Vox: Medical Tests Prove Barack Obama DNA “No More Than 12.5% Pussy” Despite Putin’s Claim

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Vox [Gruntington Post Parody] – Wild claims by Russian President Vladimir Putin, who stated on Russian TV that Obama was “100% pussy,” have been disproven by hard science.

Medical tests using a DNA sample voluntarily surrendered by the President, were processed by the George Washington University Hospital, and the results were published on the WhiteHouse.gov website as a PDF file image showing text in various incongruous fonts assembled haphazardly on a green, official-looking background, just like the previous versions of President Obama’s very convincing birth certificates.

The results, signed off by GWU senior research scientist, R.U. Cirrus, indicated that the President was “almost completely human,” with a break-down including East African, Southeast Asian, Irish-German Communist and a curious trace heritage of Chicago alley-cat, “probably Sphinx-tabby mutt.”

Several anti-science Republicans in the US House of Representatives immediately called into question the results, despite the bomb-proof conclusions. Ben Carson, who isn’t even a politician, stated in a Fox panel: “I really think that President Putin was speaking figuratively…” but he was immediately shouted down by Juan Williams, who is a senior and respected scientific voice in the journalistic community. He argued that Putin’s remarks were “typical of ignorant white Christian terrorists on the wrong side of history.”

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Putin Asserts Middle East Dominance at UN; Snubs Weaker Obama

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Telegraph/UK – Vladimir Putin snubbed Barack Obama and revived Russia’s historic role in the Middle East on Monday by calling for a new “broad coalition” to fight Isil based on co-operation with the Assad regime, report Richard Spencer, Harriet Alexander in New York and Roland Oliphant in Moscow.
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In his long-awaited speech at the United Nations, the Russian president fiercely attacked American policy in Syria and around the world and criticised the West for “exporting social experiments” in the form of democratic revolutions, which he blamed for the Middle East crisis. Read the rest at the Telegraph.

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Graduates of Dr. Evil Medical School Really Are Running the World

Barack Obama, Vladimir Putin, Iriana Widodo, Park Geun-hye

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Putincize!

The video of Obama working out in a Polish Marriott gym is not a joke. The Secret Service didn’t shut down the gym for him and someone there surreptitiously video taped the president exercising. I looked at the various versions and picked this one to share cuz it was hands down the funniest.

Jimmy Kimmel Live: Putincize!

The CNN report of the leaked video called it “nothing embarrassing.” Yeah, riiiiiiiiiiight. Just like the one below is “nothing embarrassing” … except it totally is, especially since it wasn’t filmed surreptitiously. They did this on PURPOSE!

Obama and Biden jog round the White House in bizarre video for Michelle’s Let’s Move campaign

Remember when Lefties play video clips of Bush trying to open a locked door … over and over and over … and laughed hysterically at how foolish he looked? Me too.

H/t Bob

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Obama’s weakness bearing fruit for our enemies

  • Friday, March 21, 2014 – Russia formally annexed Crimea.
  • Saturday, March 22, 2014 – Russian troops stormed and captured a Ukrainian naval base at Novofedorivka and a Ukrainian airbase near Sevastopol.

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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-26701532

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AP’s latest President Boyfriend report

“The question facing the White House now is whether actions that have done little to stop Russia from claiming Crimea are tough enough to stop further escalations by Moscow.”

Only on Planet Barack is farting in the general direction of a well-armed and aggressive bully described as “toughness.”

Terrell got it right in today’s AfterMath toon.

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Barry vs Vlad

2014_03 Barry vs Vlad

Community organizer vs KGB

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