Posted by Pistol Pete
Admin.: I’m still waiting for that pay raise so I an put a new paint job on my Rolls Royce.
Frankly: No,the cow wasn’t thrilled,but had she tried to deliver her calf sideways it probably would have killed her.That would have ruined her day.
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ROMNEY TO AVOID ALL BUT THE ECONOMY DURING HIS NAACP SPEECH TODAY
I was up,literally,all night (I get up at 1AM) but I took a long nap yesterday and when I went to bed I was thinking of the speech I’d give the NAALCP.I guarantee I’d have gotten some black votes.Or been knifed before I got out of there–one or the other.
http://dailycaller.com/2012/07/10/romney-to-avoid-act-all-but-economy-during-naacp-speech/
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Wow … I am liking Mitt more and more every day. What a pair the man has to speak at THAT convention! Then there is the _Resident who wouldn’t even go to celebrate the anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall. Character shines forth.
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Barry will only speak to people who have never paid taxes yet, so they believe all his bs. Nor will he show up for an interview with anyone who will ask him a question that takes more thought than what he ate for breakfast.
I would love to see PP speak to this crowd!
You know PP, for practice, all you need to do is hop on the train and head to the city and set up a soapbox. Just wear your bullet proof vest. I’ll bring the soapbox!
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DEMOCRATS POST VIDEO OF GOP CANDIDATES’ HOMES
These people are like so many feral hogs.They destroy anything in their path
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/07/10/Democrats-Post-Video-of-GOP-Congressional-Candidates-Homes-on-YouTube
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This is mega creepy.
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GOLDBERG:MEDIA WILL IGNORE OBAMA’S FIVE MAJOR BROKEN PROMISES
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/matt-vespa/2012/07/10/bernie-goldberg-media-will-ignore-obamas-five-major-broken-promises
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THIS GUY MADE A FORTUNE READING WORDS WITH HIS BOOMING VOICE.THAT DOESN’T MEAN HE’S ANYTHING MORE THAN A COMMON DEMWIT
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HOMELAND SECURITY GAINS MORE POWER THROUGH OBAMA’S LATEST EXECUTIVE ORDER
http://dailycaller.com/2012/07/11/homeland-security-gains-more-power-through-new-obama-executive-order/
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Hey Chrissie, how about a graphic of EO’s by different presidents?
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OBAMA KEEPS CAMPAIGN PROMISE:PATRIOT COAL CORP. FILES FOR BANKRUPTCY.
“under my plan,energy costs will necessarily skyrocket”
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/07/barack-obama-keeps-promise-patriot-coal-corp-files-for-bankruptcy/
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PP
When he was running for senator, wasn’t he down in southern Il telling them he supported the coal industry? Seems to me made a big speech down in Cairo.
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ROB PORTMAN LET IT SLIP THAT HE’S BEING VETTED FOR ROMNEYS VP PICK
That should really fire up the base–he’s as dull as dishwater
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/rob-portman-lets-slip-that-hes-being-vetted-for-romneys-veep/
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BIDEN TO VETS: ‘YOU GUYS DON’T HAVE A DAMN THING TO BE ASHAMED OF’
The only thing they’re ashamed of is having to obey orders from a traitorous douche like your boss.
http://weaselzippers.us/2012/07/10/biden-to-vets-you-guys-dont-have-a-damn-thing-to-be-ashamed-of/
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LOL
Plugs
Unplugged
Keep it up Joe. Soon there will be no one you and your boss haven’t offended.
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VIDEO:CARNEY TRIES TO DEFEND OBAMA’S TAX STANCE
It’s almost painful to watch this buffoon stutter and stammer like a kid trying to explain why the pages of his dad’s Playboy are all stuck together.
http://townhall.com/video/carney-tries-to-defend-obamas-tax-stance
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Hmm, how do those playboy pages get stuck together?
Just wondering.
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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DHS STILL TRYING TO LABEL PATRIOTS AS TERRORISTS
Come November I hope we show them what real terror is
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ONCE A LIAR
always a democrat.
It must be amusing to him knowing he can flat-out lie to people who readily put aside common sense and accept everything he says.
http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/07/once_a_liar.html
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I’m reading “Whiney Little Bitch” by Mike Cullen (thanks Frankly!). He says in there that whenever Obama says, “Let me be perfectly clear,” it’s the prelude to one of his really big whoppers.
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83% OF DOCTORS HAVE CONSIDERED QUITTING BECAUSE OF OBAMACARE
Obamacare may guarantee coverage,but does not guarantee access.Did any sane person think you could add 30 million people to the healthcare rolls without any new doctors?People are not going to invest the years and money into a medical carreer just to have a bureaucrat tell them how much they can charge,who they can see and when they get paid.
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2012/07/poll_83_of_doctors_have_considered_quitting_because_of_obamacare.html
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BOB BECKEL ATTAKS ALLEN WEST: ‘SHUT UP,YOU BLOWHARD’
Be thankful he doesn’t wrap those insipid suspenders around your neck and turn you into one of those toys with a rubber ball attached by a rubber band to a wooden paddle,you insufferable gasbag
http://patdollard.com/2012/07/bob-beckel-loses-his-communist-mind-attacks-allen-west-shut-up-you-blowhard/
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Is “blowhard” one of those racist code words?
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BRAYING JACKASS EXHORTS ZOMBIES TO GO OUT AND FIND UNREGISTERED VOTERS,LEGAL OR NOT,BECAUSE WE REALLY NEED TO STEAL THIS ELECTION
What a walking nightmare this amazon is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BYBGTzzqNE
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SUNUNU FLIES OFF THE TOP ROPE,FLATTENS MRS. GREENSPAN WITH A FROGSPLASH
Unless you have kids or grandkids that watch pro rasslin’,you don’t know what I’m talking about
http://weaselzippers.us/2012/07/10/must-watch-romney-surrogate-john-sununu-steamrolls-andrea-mitchell/
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SARAH PALIN:OBAMA MADE THINGS UP IN HIS BOOK,IT SHOULD NOT COME AS A SURPRISE HE’S STILL MAKING THINGS UP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Z-uzsGrTpXQ
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DEMWIT REP. MURPHY:GOP HAS FINALLY HIT THEIR ‘BOIL THE BUNNY’ MOMENT
Speaking of boil,maybe you should lance the one on your neck,assclown
http://patdollard.com/2012/07/dem-rep-gop-has-finally-hit-their-boil-the-bunny-moment/
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No, you jackass. The American people never wanted you to pass that monstrous law in the first place! If we’re going to boil something, let’s go with Monty Python and boil your bottom, k? That should be fun!
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17 MILLION WOMEN HAVE GONE INTO POVERTY SINCE OBAMA DECLARED WAR ON WOMEN
This ad is devastating
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WOW! That one needs to go viral.
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ROMNEY CALLS OBAMA ‘OUTSCOURCER-IN-CHIEF’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=GYnhEa-O5DE
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Well well well … Obammers isn’t running against John McMilquetoast this time around, is he? ::snort::
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Now let’s see if he picks someone with some fire for VP. If he does, I will actually be voting for him, instead of against the other guy.
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TEENS ASK FOR CONSERVATIVE VOTE TO SAVE AMERICA
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Love this! My FB share for the day. It is great to see some Kool aid free young uns.
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UNIONS SPENT $4.4 BILLION ON POLITICS SINCE 2005
They have a serious problem understating their expenditures because they don’t want members to know how much of their dues are being pissed away
http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/unions-spent-44-billion-politics-2005_648370.html
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REPORT:JESSE JACKASS JR. DID NOT ATTEMPT SUICIDE–HE’S REALLY EXHAUSTED
He’s probably trying to hide because he’s going to be exposed for trying to bribe Rod Blagojevich (D.-Federal Prison) to buy Obummer’s senate seat
http://weaselzippers.us/2012/07/10/report-jesse-jackson-jr-did-not-attempt-suicide-hes-simply-exhausted/
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THE CATTLE HAVE STAMPEDED
THE COMMUNISTS HAVE TAKEN OVER OKLAHOMA
THE COFFEE POTS EMPTY
I’M GOING BACK TO BED
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And in that list, the real crisis is the coffee pot is empty!
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ROFLL I love the melting dog!!!
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“Take your teleprompter with you so you’ll know where to go” ROFLLL This is a fantastic song!!!!!!!!!!!! ::dancing in my chair:: “That’s what I’m talkin’ about, baby!” Yeah!
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ROMNEY’S FULL SPEECH TO THE NAALCP
Your intrepid reporter is on top of things-always
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You can hear how tough the crowd is in the video. Just handfuls clap here and there. Occasionally, Romney actually was loudly booed! Check out how he handled it and contrast that with the thin-skinned _Resident who gets angry and surly when he’s heckled.
Can you imagine Obama speaking at a hostile convention, say the NRA? Me neither. Cripes, he has barely set foot in any of the States that voted for McCain in 2008 and he’s repeatedly denied emergency aid to those States when they have been overwhelmed by wild fires or flooding!
I am liking Mitt more and more. I’m praying we have another Reagan on our hands. 🙂
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Heck he won’t even meet with Congress, or his own cabinet for that matter.
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The mistake he made was calling it obamacare. He should have called it the Unaffordable Care Act.
I loved how he went after inner city schools and said parents should be able to choose their students schools with a voucher program.
He is starting to sound more presidential. Not like the _Resident, who still sounds like a community organizer.
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Or they were walking over a bridge and picked up a troll.
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