Posted by Pistol Pete
I had to rename it since it’s not quite the same person doing it.There was a little tension this morning when DW,the designated carb counter, made breakfast and I was still hungry afterward.I wanted to complain,but then I remembered she could kick my ass before I got sick.She gave me a snack to hold me over until lunch.According to her,23 grapes equals one carb. I think she’s having too much fun sticking my finger when she tests my blood sugar.Maybe it has something to do with the finger I offer her to test on.
No,I haven’t lost my twisted sense of humor….yet.
HARRY’S ON HIS WAY TO THE BATHROOM
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FEINSTEIN: ‘I’M NOT GOING TO LAY DOWN AND PLAY DEAD’
That’s probably why your husband quit having sex with you,you gaseous bitch.
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/03/19/Feinstein-I-m-Not-Going-To-Lay-Down-And-Play-Dead
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Sorry, but I just have to pile on any time I see someone calling DiFi names. She really is a bitch, but calling her such is an insult to all good female pooches out there. BTW, when I was living in the SF Bay Area, I’m pretty sure “Gaseous Bitch” was a band that performed in some peninsula Lesbian bars. I could be wrong, though. 😉
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MINNESOTA STATE LEGISLATORS CAN’T ANSWER 11 YEAR OLD’S QUESTION:
Which parent do I not need,my mom or my dad?
Of course she was ignored and some of the comments are horrendous.It’s what they’ve become in liberalland.
http://cnsnews.com/news/article/legislature-can-t-answer-child-s-question-which-parent-do-i-not-need-mom-or-my-dad
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GAY RIGHTS GROUP BUYS HOUSE ACROSS THE STREET FROM WESTBORO HATEMONGER CHURCH, PAINT IT RAINBOW COLORS
I could care less about what gays do to each other,but this tickles the hell out of me.
http://news.yahoo.com/westboro-baptist-church-gets-taste-own-medicine-203339850.html;_ylt=Ain2lYmEt8trvFoJWQWUXp6s0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTUyNGpiaHRjBGNjb2RlA2dtcHRvcDEwMDBwb29sd2lraXVwcmVzdARtaXQDTmV3cyBGb3IgWW91IDUgU3RvcmllcwRwa2cDYzQwZDEzNjQtMTQwMS0zNDgyLWFiYzEtMjhiYWQwZWVhZmY0BHBvcwMyBHNlYwNuZXdzX2Zvcl95b3UEdmVyAzUxOGQ2MjkwLTkxYjMtMTFlMi05M2JjLTFhMGM3ZTBlN2ZhMQ–;_ylg=X3oDMTIwNjVsc3ZuBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdANob21lBHB0A3NlY3Rpb25zBHRlc3QDVGVzdF9BRkM-;_ylv=3
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CHUCK U SCHUMER: ‘WE WILL CHANGE THE RULES TO FILL UP THE DC CIRCUIT COURT’
They could accomplish so much if only it weren’t for those stupid laws.We can just make them up as we go along.
http://cnsnews.com/news/article/schumer-judicial-appointees-we-will-change-rules-fill-dc-circuit
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SOCIAL SECURITY OFFICIAL REVEALS PLAN B: RAID THE RETIREMENT FUND
This has been talked about as a reality since Hussein was immaculated.I think this will happen only after they clean out the rich and get their hooks into the middle class who were too stupid to see they were never going to stop taxing.After all,their voters don’t pay taxes and only have the government handout for their retirement.
A question just popped into my head: when do you retire if you never worked in the first place?
http://www.businessinsider.com/ss-actuary-raid-the-retirement-fund-2013-3
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HOUSE REJECTS SENATE DEMOCRATS’ BUDGET WITH THE HELP OF 35 DEMOCRATS
To their credit,it still got more votes than all of Barry’s budgets…combined
http://hotair.com/archives/2013/03/20/house-rejects-senate-democrats-budget-with-the-help-of-35-democrats/
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NO BUDGET,PRESIDENT HANDS IN HIS NCAA BRACKETS RIGHT ON TIME
Work is hard.He doesn’t like the work part.Sports are fun.He likes fun.Screw work.Screw the people who work.
http://dailycaller.com/2013/03/20/obama-delinquent-with-budgets-always-on-time-with-ncaa-brackets-say-republicans/
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WATCH THESE TWO MACHO FRIENDS WHO NEVER REALIZED A WOMAN CAN GIVE BIRTH STANDING UP.THIS HAS GONE VIRAL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjgtxwHpxtk&feature=player_embedded
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MA. PRINCIPAL UNDER ATTACK FOR INVITING ALL STUDENTS TO EXCLUSIVE HONORS NIGHT BECAUSE AVERAGE STUDENT WOULD FEEL BAD NOT GETTING SPECIAL REWARDS FOR NOT ACHIEVING ANYTHING
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2296757/Massachusetts-principal-attack-inviting-students-exclusive-Honors-Night.html
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THE TOAD DROPS SCHUMER AND FONEBONE’S GUN BILLS.He has some red state senators who have to pretend to care about gun rights to get reelected and keep him from becoming minority amphibian that people would accidentally step on.
http://thenewamerican.com/usnews/politics/item/14844-senator-reid-drops-schumer-and-feinstein-gun-bills
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DEM SENATORS VOTE TO KEEP WHITE HUT TOURS CLOSED
There’s no good reason for it.They were all born assholes…they just got bigger
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/03/20/Dems-vote-to-defund-WH-tours
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ELDERLY MAN PLUMMETS FIVE FEET INTO TOILET PIT,COVERED IN DURBIN FOR AN HOUR BEFORE HE WAS DISCOVERED
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2296631/Carters-Lake-Man-slipped-fell-toilet-pit-covered-human-waste-hour-later.html
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ZIP-RELATED GENITAL INJURIES SEND 17,616 TO US EMERGENCY ROOMS IN LAST TEN YEARS
No,nobody caught their sack in their zipper when I was there.If they did,I didn’t hear about it.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2296213/Zip-related-genital-injuries-send-17-616-people-US-emergency-rooms-past-decade.html
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The dangers of going commando. Never mind how GROSS it is, seeing as how guys won’t wash their jeans like EVER.
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Thanks for a great mix, Pete. You’re still on your game!!!
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So glad you are back for us all. You are one special person PP.
Don’t worry, you will love healthy eating once you feel how great healthy is.
Here’s for some great laughs. Don’t forget to read the comments!
http://theblacksphere.net/2013/03/what-would-be-the-worlds-shortest-books-morality-lessons-by-anthony-wiener-beauty-secrets-by-whoopi-goldberg/
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darn, can’t get the link to post!
Kevin Jackson has a column about the shortest book ever that is hilarious. I have no why idea why I cannot paste the URL.
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I think I fixed it.
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