THE MONDAY GRUDGE – HAPPY TAX DAY!!

Posted by Pistol Pete (again,because I don’t have any better sense)

just for those suffering from Mondaynucleosis

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37 responses to “THE MONDAY GRUDGE – HAPPY TAX DAY!!

  1. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    SMALL HYMNAL MAY BE THE MOST VALUABLE BOOK IN THE WORLD
    Believed to be the first book printed in America in 1640,estimated worth of up to $30 million
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/04/12/this-hymnal-could-be-the-worlds-most-valuable-book-up-for-30m-at-auction/

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  2. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    SIX YEAR OLD STOPPED AFTER DRIVING FAMILY STATION WAGON THREE MILES BECAUSE HE WANTED CHINESE FOOD FOR BREAKFAST
    I don’t have a clue what Chinese eat for breakfast
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2309374/6-year-old-stopped-taking-familys-station-wagon-driving-miles-highway-wanted-Chinese-food-breakfast.html

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  3. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    I was thinking about the word “service” used with these agencies:

    Internal Revenue “Service”

    Civil “Service”

    State, City, County & Public “Service”

    Customer “Service”

    Today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to “service” a few cows.

    It all came into focus.

    Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us

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    • GP's avatar GP

      This is hilarious. Especially the end!
      Thanks for the laughs PP. It took the bite out of tax day, and my mind off of the (don’t call it) terrorist attack by muslim extremists.

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  4. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    MEREDITH BAXTER AND PATTY DUKE TO PLAY LESBIAN COUPLE ON ‘GLEE’
    Mrs. Keaton on ‘Family Ties’ and Patty Duke,who played identical twin cousins in the 60’s TV series playing lesbians.No wonder I’m so cynical.
    http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2013/04/13/meredith-baxter-and-patty-duke-play-lesbian-couple-glee

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    • GP's avatar GP

      This show sucks big time. It is nothing more than an attempt to make the gay agenda part of our every day life. I am so tired of this getting shoved down our kids throats. I have no problem with gay rights, but enough is enough.

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  5. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    More than 60 pairs of shoes, $10,000 dresses and lobster from room service: The lavish lifestyle of a 6-year-old beauty pageant millionaire

    WHAT KIND OF MOTHER DOES SHE HAVE??
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2308932/Toddlers-Tiaras-star-Isabella-Barrett-lavish-lifestyle-6-year-old-beauty-pageant-millionaire.html

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  6. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    GENIUS!CARJACKER JACKS CAR,DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE A STICK,GETS CAUGHT
    Can you imagine the hell he’ll catch from the other thugs?
    http://www.myfoxny.com/story/21981778/man-sentenced-for-carjacking-car-he-couldnt-drive

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  7. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    9/11 MEMORIAL GOES BACK ON ITS WORD,CHARGES A RESERVATION FEE
    Victims families furious
    How niggardly can you be?
    http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/death_toll_F46VkaFcmibFMHQMYgr0qJ

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    • Ting's avatar Ting

      That was neat.

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    • GP's avatar GP

      This begs the question.
      Who would have a six inch knife on hand, but not be able to find a can opener???
      At least get a swiss army knife-can opener included.
      You must be a redneck when you open your tuna fish with a parking block.

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  8. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    SOME NY PARENTS TO BOYCOTT NEW,HARDER STATE TESTS
    It was reported elsewhere they’ve told their kids not to open the workbook or even pick up a pencil.Guess which race is involved.
    http://www.myfoxny.com/story/21975127/some-ny-parents-to-boycott-new-harder-state-tests

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  9. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    POT BELLIES,MUFFIN TOPS MAY BE GOOD FOR WOMENS’ BONES
    Beer bellies and pizza boobs on men,not so much
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2308362/Pot-bellies-good-womens-bones-But-men-say-beer-bellies.html

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    • GP's avatar GP

      What a bunch of BS.
      A big gut leaves women more susceptible to cancer, so where is the advantage.
      Pass the clotted cream and call me when you are to big to waddle to the bathroom.

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  10. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    WHERE DID THE EXPRESSION ‘OK’ COME FROM?
    NOWHERE UNTIL 1839
    http://news.yahoo.com/where-did-expression-ok-come-083000677.html

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  11. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    KEEP A KLEENEX HANDY
    Lizzy spent the first TWELVE YEARS!!! of her life in an 18″ puppy cage.After being rescued form a puppy mill,this is her first time walking free.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE_z4bQlLTM

    Another video shot some months later shows her frolicking happily,like all God’s creatures deserve to.

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    • Ting's avatar Ting

      My sister has 6 rescue dogs. She had 7 until she lost a big old lovable golden retriever last week. Two of them were rescued from puppy mills and they are the sweetest, most loving dogs I have ever known.

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      • chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated

        My dd adopted a puppy mill rescue a month ago. He just turned 1, was freed by a court order and is doing GREAT.

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  12. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    TEEN WHO DIDN’T KNOW SHE WAS PREGNANT GIVES BIRTH IN THE BATH,THEN CLAIMS SHE FOUND IT IN BACK OF AN ABANDONED BUILDING
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2309485/Teen-didnt-know-pregnant-gives-birth-bath-pretends-baby-backyard-abandoned-building.html

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  13. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    BOY,19,ARRESTED AFTER CALLING 911 TWICE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW HIS MOTHER WAS SPEAKING TO HIM
    In my day I’d have had to drive myself to the hospital with one of Granny’s orthopedic high-tops protruding from my nether regions
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/son-calls-911-on-mom-982761

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  14. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    “I’M SORRY I PINCHED YOU IN THE NUTS”
    Adorable letter of apology written by young boy to his little brother
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2308418/Im-sorry-I-pinched-nuts-Boy-writes-hilariously-sweet-apology-hurting-younger-brother.html

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  15. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    THIS IS ADORABLE!
    We love tee-iney itty-bitty chirrens!What a surprise!

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  16. Ting's avatar Ting

    Thanks, Pete! I needed part 2 tonight.

    I didn’t hear about the terrible events in Boston until just an hour ago. There are some advantages to being out of touch with media. Prayers for all in need of comfort there.

    P.S. I still have 2 tax returns left to complete. I have already done 14. I got an extension, though. Good thing since there is only 10 minutes left in this day.

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  17. GP's avatar GP

    I went to the tea party rally in Chicago yesterday. I met some great patriots, and was heartened to see a man there doing a doc on black tea partiers. Of course, there was no media coverage in obamaville, but at least it gave me hope that there are still people willing to fight for Illinois.
    One speaker was 89. He talked about how IL use to be the state where people came for jobs and we had the lowest unemployment rate in the world.
    Then we had a young college guy who talked about spreading the word to our state campuses.
    It gave me hope.
    We have only begun to fight.
    Never give up.
    Never give in.

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